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Greedy Jambo

The neighbour has one, let's it out at 5:30am to bark at the wind. 

Maybe the boys that got air rifles banned had a point, just saying. 

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PaddysBar

Dogs in general are quite nice in a dippit, mildly annoying way.

 

Cats are for the cool kids. 

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Jim_Duncan
5 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

Dugs in general can GTF.

Is the correct answer. 
 

Anyone in a city that owns a dog and has reasonable eyesight is a dullard lacking in friends and charisma. 
 

Koreans had the right idea. 

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PaddysBar
6 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Is the correct answer. 
 

Anyone in a city that owns a dog and has reasonable eyesight is a dullard lacking in friends and charisma. 
 

Koreans had the right idea. 


Ooft. Incoming!!!

 

I agree though. 

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PaddysBar
10 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

Cats in general can GTF.


What about hamsters?

 

Bought one for my son a couple of years ago. 
 

Smelly little ****er that bit everyone in the house. 
 

Made a ****ing racket going round in his wheel. 
 

I almost tamed it then he popped his clogs aged 2 months. 
 

A tenner for the hamster, £30 for a cage, a tenner for his light up hamster disco ball, all for two months of having a smelly little rodent in the house. 

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Jim_Duncan
3 minutes ago, PaddysBar said:


What about hamsters?

 

Bought one for my son a couple of years ago. 
 

Smelly little ****er that bit everyone in the house. 
 

Made a ****ing racket going round in his wheel. 
 

I almost tamed it then he popped his clogs aged 2 months. 

You sound like a shite father. 

 

Anyway, how's the hamster doing now?

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Jim_Duncan
8 minutes ago, PaddysBar said:


Ooft. Incoming!!!

 

I agree though. 

The 'He's just like a member of the family' brigade's protestations will only underline my point. If a dog is like a member of your family, then your family are a bunch of toilet-lapping, ball-licking, tail-chasing arse sniffers.

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PaddysBar
1 minute ago, Jim_Duncan said:

You sound like a shite father. 

 

Anyway, how's the hamster doing now?


He’s grand thanks. In third year now and Hearts daft. 
 

Can’t believe we don’t do hamster season tickets though. Had to get him an under 16 one 😀

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Jim_Duncan
Just now, PaddysBar said:


He’s grand thanks. In third year now and Hearts daft. 
 

Can’t believe we don’t do hamster season tickets though. Had to get him an under 16 one 😀

🤪

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Greedy Jambo
16 minutes ago, PaddysBar said:


What about hamsters?

 

Bought one for my son a couple of years ago. 
 

Smelly little ****er that bit everyone in the house. 
 

Made a ****ing racket going round in his wheel. 
 

I almost tamed it then he popped his clogs aged 2 months. 
 

A tenner for the hamster, £30 for a cage, a tenner for his light up hamster disco ball, all for two months of having a smelly little rodent in the house. 

 

😂 Just like dogs, it's the owners, mate. 

Feed it salad and it will live for 2 years, clean it's cage regularly and it won't smell. 

Nothing you can do about it making a racket during the night though, other than to put it in a room far away with the door shut 😂

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PaddysBar
9 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said:

 

😂 Just like dogs, it's the owners, mate. 

Feed it salad and it will live for 2 years, clean it's cage regularly and it won't smell. 

Nothing you can do about it making a racket during the night though, other than to put it in a room far away with the door shut 😂


That was a well loved hamster mate. Poor wee chocolate 😢 

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il Duce McTarkin
28 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said:

The 'He's just like a member of the family' brigade's protestations will only underline my point. If a dog is like a member of your family, then your family are a bunch of toilet-lapping, ball-licking, tail-chasing arse sniffers.

 

:spoton:

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52 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said:

The 'He's just like a member of the family' brigade's protestations will only underline my point. If a dog is like a member of your family, then your family are a bunch of toilet-lapping, ball-licking, tail-chasing arse sniffers.

Sums up feckin dogs for me.  :clap: 

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That thing you do
1 hour ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

Cats in general can GTF.

Absolutely

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Pans Jambo
1 hour ago, Greedy Jambo said:

The neighbour has one, let's it out at 5:30am to bark at the wind. 

Maybe the boys that got air rifles banned had a point, just saying. 

I had a dog until recently. Labrador. Very quiet. Hardly ever barked at all. 
Next door had a Frenchie. Little shitehawk that barked at absolutely everything and like your neighbour, it was out at 6:30 telling the world

how hard he was! Utter muppet! So

was the dog. Anyway, they moved out 2 weeks ago. Result!

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Pans Jambo

The smaller the dog, the more obnoxious they are. 
Big dugs are class. Mon the dugs. 

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Craigieboy
1 hour ago, Greedy Jambo said:

The neighbour has one, let's it out at 5:30am to bark at the wind. 

Maybe the boys that got air rifles banned had a point, just saying. 

 

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Hamsters are bitey little arseholes. If you want a rodent pet that’s easy to handle and enjoy human contact that won’t bite rats are the way to go. Magic things. 

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martoon

Feck all the haters.

 

I loved my wee yappy dug.

 

She was fearless and frequently attacked bigger dugs that brassed her off. 

 

She was also a good Jambo.

 

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Suzy 1987-2002. 

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Daktari

Just remember, dog spelled backwards is 'god'. Let that sink in for a bit........

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Jim_Duncan
12 minutes ago, Daktari said:

Just remember, dog spelled backwards is 'god'. Let that sink in for a bit........

Toby Sibbick spelled backwards is 'Classy centre-half'.

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JudyJudyJudy

I hate admitting this but I’m not that keen on dogs . I prefer cats . 🐈‍⬛ 

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PaddysBar
1 hour ago, martoon said:

Feck all the haters.

 

I loved my wee yappy dug.

 

She was fearless and frequently attacked bigger dugs that brassed her off. 

 

She was also a good Jambo.

 

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Suzy 1987-2002. 


Suzy looks like a cracking Hearts dug to be fair. At least she saw a cup win as well. 

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PaddysBar
18 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

I hate admitting this but I’m not that keen on dogs . I prefer cats . 🐈‍⬛ 


Why hate admitting it? Cats are way cooler. 
 

My Rudi is an outstanding cat. Loves being around us but at the same time, likes to go out on the prowl with his cat pals. 
 

Cats are amazing creatures. Affectionate as well as being independent. 

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heartsfc_fan

Cats > dogs

 

Fact

 

I have both so fair comparison 😏

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martoon
1 hour ago, PaddysBar said:


Suzy looks like a cracking Hearts dug to be fair. At least she saw a cup win as well. 

 

👍

 

Cheers, Paddy.

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martoon
1 hour ago, PaddysBar said:


Why hate admitting it? Cats are way cooler. 
 

My Rudi is an outstanding cat. Loves being around us but at the same time, likes to go out on the prowl with his cat pals. 
 

Cats are amazing creatures. Affectionate as well as being independent. 

 

I inherited a cat, Leo (c.1989-2001) and he was a toff.

 

He'd been left behind by the previous house owner and absolutely insisted that our new house was still his hoose.

 

We had no choice but to let him in and fell in love with him within days.

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martoon
Just now, henrysmithsgloves said:

What about parrots?🤣🤣

 

😄

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manaliveits105
6 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Is the correct answer. 
 

Anyone in a city that owns a dog and has reasonable eyesight is a dullard lacking in friends and charisma. 
 

Koreans had the right idea. 

Famous Korean cook book

100 ways to wok your dog 

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henrysmithsgloves
1 hour ago, manaliveits105 said:

Famous Korean cook book

100 ways to wok your dog 

A dog is for Xmas😳

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Legend Claws

Those mini sausage dog things are wee c**** two of them down the road from me and all they do is yap at anything that moves, I'd be mortified walking them about. 

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PaddysBar
4 hours ago, martoon said:

 

I inherited a cat, Leo (c.1989-2001) and he was a toff.

 

He'd been left behind by the previous house owner and absolutely insisted that our new house was still his hoose.

 

We had no choice but to let him in and fell in love with him within days.


Nice story👍

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cosanostra
9 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said:

 

Anyway, how's the hamster doing now?

 

🤣

Took me a while but got there in the end. Excellent!

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cosanostra
1 hour ago, Legend Claws said:

Those mini sausage dog things are wee c**** two of them down the road from me and all they do is yap at anything that moves, I'd be mortified walking them about. 

 

Yeah, they're absolute dicks tbh.

There's one 2 doors down from me and it's an annoying little ****er. It's called Grizzly despite being the size of a rat. It absolutely hates my greyhound Captain and barks at him with extreme aggression every time we go out. Captain is a 46kg giant greyhound and he barely even notices or cares but it bugs the shit out of me on his behalf.

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Shooter McGavin
8 hours ago, Pans Jambo said:

The smaller the dog, the more obnoxious they are. 
Big dugs are class. Mon the dugs. 

*XL Bully has entered the chat*

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2 hours ago, Legend Claws said:

Those mini sausage dog things are wee c**** two of them down the road from me and all they do is yap at anything that moves, I'd be mortified walking them about. 

 

I've got one, doesn't bark :smugger:

I don't walk it either, not my job.

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Jim_Duncan
3 minutes ago, cazzyy said:

 

I've got one, doesn't bark :smugger:

I don't walk it either, not my job.

Just rip it’s legs off and you’ve got yourself a draft excluder. 

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6 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Just rip it’s legs off and you’ve got yourself a draft excluder. 

 

The thing is, it reckons it could probably rip your legs off. Hard as feck in their own minds, a bit like most of the posters on here.

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Jim_Duncan
Just now, cazzyy said:

 

The thing is, it reckons it could probably rip your legs off. Hard as feck in their own minds, a bit like most of the posters on here.

😇

 

What’s its thoughts on Natty Atkinson?

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whodanny

My Border Collie Jess is a great companion on the hills and a PHD !  (Proper Hearts Dug) So all you haters can do one ! 

The picture was taken by my neighbour who has a photography business "Weirdie Grizzley", He specializes in taking wedding pictures in the Scottish landscape.

 

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22 minutes ago, whodanny said:

My Border Collie Jess is a great companion on the hills and a PHD !  (Proper Hearts Dug) So all you haters can do one ! 

The picture was taken by my neighbour who has a photography business "Weirdie Grizzley", He specializes in taking wedding pictures in the Scottish landscape.

 

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Cracking looking dog...

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Spellczech
11 hours ago, PaddysBar said:


What about hamsters?

 

Bought one for my son a couple of years ago. 
 

Smelly little ****er that bit everyone in the house. 
 

Made a ****ing racket going round in his wheel. 
 

I almost tamed it then he popped his clogs aged 2 months. 
 

A tenner for the hamster, £30 for a cage, a tenner for his light up hamster disco ball, all for two months of having a smelly little rodent in the house. 

Should've bought some food for the poor thing too. It was biting you because it was hungry...

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Spellczech
25 minutes ago, whodanny said:

My Border Collie Jess is a great companion on the hills and a PHD !  (Proper Hearts Dug) So all you haters can do one ! 

The picture was taken by my neighbour who has a photography business "Weirdie Grizzley", He specializes in taking wedding pictures in the Scottish landscape.

 

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Your bride looks nice but was it dark as we cannot see the hills...

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