Greedy Jambo Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 The neighbour has one, let's it out at 5:30am to bark at the wind. Maybe the boys that got air rifles banned had a point, just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Dugs in general can GTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Dogs in general are quite nice in a dippit, mildly annoying way. Cats are for the cool kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Cats in general can GTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 (edited) 5 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said: Dugs in general can GTF. Is the correct answer. Anyone in a city that owns a dog and has reasonable eyesight is a dullard lacking in friends and charisma. Koreans had the right idea. Edited March 12 by Jim_Duncan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 6 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: Is the correct answer. Anyone in a city that owns a dog and has reasonable eyesight is a dullard lacking in friends and charisma. Koreans had the right idea. Ooft. Incoming!!! I agree though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Sorry folks, but the dugs are going nowhere. Suck it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 10 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said: Cats in general can GTF. What about hamsters? Bought one for my son a couple of years ago. Smelly little ****er that bit everyone in the house. Made a ****ing racket going round in his wheel. I almost tamed it then he popped his clogs aged 2 months. A tenner for the hamster, £30 for a cage, a tenner for his light up hamster disco ball, all for two months of having a smelly little rodent in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 3 minutes ago, PaddysBar said: What about hamsters? Bought one for my son a couple of years ago. Smelly little ****er that bit everyone in the house. Made a ****ing racket going round in his wheel. I almost tamed it then he popped his clogs aged 2 months. You sound like a shite father. Anyway, how's the hamster doing now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 8 minutes ago, PaddysBar said: Ooft. Incoming!!! I agree though. The 'He's just like a member of the family' brigade's protestations will only underline my point. If a dog is like a member of your family, then your family are a bunch of toilet-lapping, ball-licking, tail-chasing arse sniffers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 1 minute ago, Jim_Duncan said: You sound like a shite father. Anyway, how's the hamster doing now? He’s grand thanks. In third year now and Hearts daft. Can’t believe we don’t do hamster season tickets though. Had to get him an under 16 one 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Just now, PaddysBar said: He’s grand thanks. In third year now and Hearts daft. Can’t believe we don’t do hamster season tickets though. Had to get him an under 16 one 😀 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 16 minutes ago, PaddysBar said: What about hamsters? Bought one for my son a couple of years ago. Smelly little ****er that bit everyone in the house. Made a ****ing racket going round in his wheel. I almost tamed it then he popped his clogs aged 2 months. A tenner for the hamster, £30 for a cage, a tenner for his light up hamster disco ball, all for two months of having a smelly little rodent in the house. 😂 Just like dogs, it's the owners, mate. Feed it salad and it will live for 2 years, clean it's cage regularly and it won't smell. Nothing you can do about it making a racket during the night though, other than to put it in a room far away with the door shut 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 9 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said: 😂 Just like dogs, it's the owners, mate. Feed it salad and it will live for 2 years, clean it's cage regularly and it won't smell. Nothing you can do about it making a racket during the night though, other than to put it in a room far away with the door shut 😂 That was a well loved hamster mate. Poor wee chocolate 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 28 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: The 'He's just like a member of the family' brigade's protestations will only underline my point. If a dog is like a member of your family, then your family are a bunch of toilet-lapping, ball-licking, tail-chasing arse sniffers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 52 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: The 'He's just like a member of the family' brigade's protestations will only underline my point. If a dog is like a member of your family, then your family are a bunch of toilet-lapping, ball-licking, tail-chasing arse sniffers. Sums up feckin dogs for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That thing you do Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 1 hour ago, il Duce McTarkin said: Cats in general can GTF. Absolutely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 1 hour ago, Greedy Jambo said: The neighbour has one, let's it out at 5:30am to bark at the wind. Maybe the boys that got air rifles banned had a point, just saying. I had a dog until recently. Labrador. Very quiet. Hardly ever barked at all. Next door had a Frenchie. Little shitehawk that barked at absolutely everything and like your neighbour, it was out at 6:30 telling the world how hard he was! Utter muppet! So was the dog. Anyway, they moved out 2 weeks ago. Result! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 The smaller the dog, the more obnoxious they are. Big dugs are class. Mon the dugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 1 hour ago, Greedy Jambo said: The neighbour has one, let's it out at 5:30am to bark at the wind. Maybe the boys that got air rifles banned had a point, just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Hamsters are bitey little arseholes. If you want a rodent pet that’s easy to handle and enjoy human contact that won’t bite rats are the way to go. Magic things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Feck all the haters. I loved my wee yappy dug. She was fearless and frequently attacked bigger dugs that brassed her off. She was also a good Jambo. Suzy 1987-2002. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Just remember, dog spelled backwards is 'god'. Let that sink in for a bit........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 12 minutes ago, Daktari said: Just remember, dog spelled backwards is 'god'. Let that sink in for a bit........ Toby Sibbick spelled backwards is 'Classy centre-half'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 I hate admitting this but I’m not that keen on dogs . I prefer cats . 🐈⬛ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 1 hour ago, martoon said: Feck all the haters. I loved my wee yappy dug. She was fearless and frequently attacked bigger dugs that brassed her off. She was also a good Jambo. Suzy 1987-2002. Suzy looks like a cracking Hearts dug to be fair. At least she saw a cup win as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 18 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: I hate admitting this but I’m not that keen on dogs . I prefer cats . 🐈⬛ Why hate admitting it? Cats are way cooler. My Rudi is an outstanding cat. Loves being around us but at the same time, likes to go out on the prowl with his cat pals. Cats are amazing creatures. Affectionate as well as being independent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Cats > dogs Fact I have both so fair comparison 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 1 hour ago, PaddysBar said: Suzy looks like a cracking Hearts dug to be fair. At least she saw a cup win as well. 👍 Cheers, Paddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 What about parrots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 What about parrots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 What about parrots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 What about parrots?🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 (edited) 1 hour ago, PaddysBar said: Why hate admitting it? Cats are way cooler. My Rudi is an outstanding cat. Loves being around us but at the same time, likes to go out on the prowl with his cat pals. Cats are amazing creatures. Affectionate as well as being independent. I inherited a cat, Leo (c.1989-2001) and he was a toff. He'd been left behind by the previous house owner and absolutely insisted that our new house was still his hoose. We had no choice but to let him in and fell in love with him within days. Edited March 13 by martoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Just now, henrysmithsgloves said: What about parrots?🤣🤣 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 6 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: Is the correct answer. Anyone in a city that owns a dog and has reasonable eyesight is a dullard lacking in friends and charisma. Koreans had the right idea. Famous Korean cook book 100 ways to wok your dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 1 hour ago, manaliveits105 said: Famous Korean cook book 100 ways to wok your dog A dog is for Xmas😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Those mini sausage dog things are wee c**** two of them down the road from me and all they do is yap at anything that moves, I'd be mortified walking them about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 4 hours ago, martoon said: I inherited a cat, Leo (c.1989-2001) and he was a toff. He'd been left behind by the previous house owner and absolutely insisted that our new house was still his hoose. We had no choice but to let him in and fell in love with him within days. Nice story👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 9 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: Anyway, how's the hamster doing now? 🤣 Took me a while but got there in the end. Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 1 hour ago, Legend Claws said: Those mini sausage dog things are wee c**** two of them down the road from me and all they do is yap at anything that moves, I'd be mortified walking them about. Yeah, they're absolute dicks tbh. There's one 2 doors down from me and it's an annoying little ****er. It's called Grizzly despite being the size of a rat. It absolutely hates my greyhound Captain and barks at him with extreme aggression every time we go out. Captain is a 46kg giant greyhound and he barely even notices or cares but it bugs the shit out of me on his behalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 8 hours ago, Pans Jambo said: The smaller the dog, the more obnoxious they are. Big dugs are class. Mon the dugs. *XL Bully has entered the chat* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazzyy Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 2 hours ago, Legend Claws said: Those mini sausage dog things are wee c**** two of them down the road from me and all they do is yap at anything that moves, I'd be mortified walking them about. I've got one, doesn't bark I don't walk it either, not my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 3 minutes ago, cazzyy said: I've got one, doesn't bark I don't walk it either, not my job. Just rip it’s legs off and you’ve got yourself a draft excluder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazzyy Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 6 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: Just rip it’s legs off and you’ve got yourself a draft excluder. The thing is, it reckons it could probably rip your legs off. Hard as feck in their own minds, a bit like most of the posters on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Just now, cazzyy said: The thing is, it reckons it could probably rip your legs off. Hard as feck in their own minds, a bit like most of the posters on here. 😇 What’s its thoughts on Natty Atkinson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 (edited) My Border Collie Jess is a great companion on the hills and a PHD ! (Proper Hearts Dug) So all you haters can do one ! The picture was taken by my neighbour who has a photography business "Weirdie Grizzley", He specializes in taking wedding pictures in the Scottish landscape. Edited March 13 by whodanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 22 minutes ago, whodanny said: My Border Collie Jess is a great companion on the hills and a PHD ! (Proper Hearts Dug) So all you haters can do one ! The picture was taken by my neighbour who has a photography business "Weirdie Grizzley", He specializes in taking wedding pictures in the Scottish landscape. Cracking looking dog... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 11 hours ago, PaddysBar said: What about hamsters? Bought one for my son a couple of years ago. Smelly little ****er that bit everyone in the house. Made a ****ing racket going round in his wheel. I almost tamed it then he popped his clogs aged 2 months. A tenner for the hamster, £30 for a cage, a tenner for his light up hamster disco ball, all for two months of having a smelly little rodent in the house. Should've bought some food for the poor thing too. It was biting you because it was hungry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 25 minutes ago, whodanny said: My Border Collie Jess is a great companion on the hills and a PHD ! (Proper Hearts Dug) So all you haters can do one ! The picture was taken by my neighbour who has a photography business "Weirdie Grizzley", He specializes in taking wedding pictures in the Scottish landscape. Your bride looks nice but was it dark as we cannot see the hills... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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