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Has pulled out of NATO exercises and will be heading up the Firth of Forth to Rosyth, as some problems have been discovered and will need fixing!!

Would it be possible for updates on the expected day & time from people in the know, when it's meant to be passing the Edinburgh area. I would love to go down to Cramond and have a look. 

Thanks. 

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il Duce McTarkin
18 minutes ago, Heart of Darkness said:

Has pulled out of NATO exercises and will be heading up the Firth of Forth to Rosyth, as some problems have been discovered and will need fixing!!

Would it be possible for updates on the expected day & time from people in the know, when it's meant to be passing the Edinburgh area. I would love to go down to Cramond and have a look. 

Thanks. 

 

Nice try, Ivan, but you don't fool us.

 

We've had our fair share of Russian submarine commander shenanigans on kickback, so your cunning attempt at teasing intelligence on British naval manoeuvres out of us is doomed to failure.

 

Go on, hop it. 

 

 

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henrysmithsgloves

It's alright,they are with the AA 😁 did they get that problem fixed, regarding the top secret computer system using Chinese manufactured chips🤫🤫

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il Duce McTarkin
14 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

 Chinese manufactured chips🤫🤫

 

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henrysmithsgloves
38 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

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🤣🤣

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Sleepy head

Will Beckham and the others queue there to watch her pass then dock?

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Better call Saul

Broken again Phuck sake  

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Nookie Bear
7 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Nice try, Ivan, but you don't fool us.

 

We've had our fair share of Russian submarine commander shenanigans on kickback, so your cunning attempt at teasing intelligence on British naval manoeuvres out of us is doomed to failure.

 

Go on, hop it. 

 

 


When I’m dribbling down my lap in the old folks home, I’ll be telling everyone that we did indeed have Russian submarine commanders in the Directors Box at the 2006 Cup Final. 
 

“Nurse! He’s out of bed again!”

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Daktari

I remember that it looked like the dignitaries box at the May Day parade in Red Square......

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henrysmithsgloves
6 hours ago, OBE said:

Screw shaft bent, needs repaired allegedly...:15:

@Dawnrazor is the man for the repair 🧐

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Maple Leaf
2 hours ago, Daktari said:

I remember that it looked like the dignitaries box at the May Day parade in Red Square......

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The guy in the back row with the red hat looks like he's about 14 years old.

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highlandjambo3
13 hours ago, Heart of Darkness said:

Has pulled out of NATO exercises and will be heading up the Firth of Forth to Rosyth, as some problems have been discovered and will need fixing!!

Would it be possible for updates on the expected day & time from people in the know, when it's meant to be passing the Edinburgh area. I would love to go down to Cramond and have a look. 

Thanks. 

Seeing as we’re affiliated with that ship just Stick a hearts top on and thumb a lift, they’ll either pick you up or take you out with 40mm cannon fire.  You’ll need a big thumb mind.

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Australis
13 hours ago, Heart of Darkness said:

Has pulled out of NATO exercises and will be heading up the Firth of Forth to Rosyth, as some problems have been discovered and will need fixing!!

Would it be possible for updates on the expected day & time from people in the know, when it's meant to be passing the Edinburgh area. I would love to go down to Cramond and have a look. 

Thanks. 

Don't tell him Pike.

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Heart of Darkness
13 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Nice try, Ivan, but you don't fool us.

 

We've had our fair share of Russian submarine commander shenanigans on kickback, so your cunning attempt at teasing intelligence on British naval manoeuvres out of us is doomed to failure.

 

Go on, hop it. 

 

 

Damn!! Caught at my first attempt. 😂😂😂😂

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Heart of Darkness
13 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

It's alright,they are with the AA 😁 did they get that problem fixed, regarding the top secret computer system using Chinese manufactured chips🤫🤫

😆😆

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Heart of Darkness
32 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said:

Seeing as we’re affiliated with that ship just Stick a hearts top on and thumb a lift, they’ll either pick you up or take you out with 40mm cannon fire.  You’ll need a big thumb mind.

❤️👍🏻

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trotter
3 hours ago, highlandjambo3 said:

Seeing as we’re affiliated with that ship just Stick a hearts top on and thumb a lift, they’ll either pick you up or take you out with 40mm cannon fire.  You’ll need a big thumb mind.

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highlandjambo3
3 hours ago, highlandjambo3 said:

Seeing as we’re affiliated with that ship just Stick a hearts top on and thumb a lift, they’ll either pick you up or take you out with 40mm cannon fire.  You’ll need a big thumb mind.

 

6 minutes ago, trotter said:

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That would definitely initiate the cannon fire 😁

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henrysmithsgloves
9 minutes ago, Sooperstar said:

Did it take a wrong turn? 

Satnav requires update 🤣

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Heart of Darkness
9 minutes ago, Sooperstar said:

Did it take a wrong turn? 

What's the Captain dain..... 

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escobri
12 minutes ago, Sooperstar said:

Did it take a wrong turn? 

Think it's got cargo to drop off, I'm sure someone can confirm.  Still due in Rosyth for maintenance though.

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John Findlay
1 hour ago, escobri said:

Think it's got cargo to drop off, I'm sure someone can confirm.  Still due in Rosyth for maintenance though.

Has to de-ammunition ship before going into dry dock at Rosyth.

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Tommy Brown

Channel Isles now or is this app shite

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Better call Saul

What do aww the troops do when they don't have a boat to sit on when it's in dry Dock i wonder 

 

Wee bit of shopping in Dummfy or Rosyth for a few days ? 

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Class of 75
On 06/03/2024 at 13:21, highlandjambo3 said:

Seeing as we’re affiliated with that ship just Stick a hearts top on and thumb a lift, they’ll either pick you up or take you out with 40mm cannon fire.  You’ll need a big thumb mind.

We are indeed. Hearts pennant proudly on display in the WO and Senior Rates Mess.

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John Findlay
21 minutes ago, Class of 75 said:

We are indeed. Hearts pennant proudly on display in the WO and Senior Rates Mess.

Hope the ship's fitbaw team play in Hearts strips.

D97, HMS Edinburgh's fitbaw team did.

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26 minutes ago, Better call Saul said:

What do aww the troops do when they don't have a boat to sit on when it's in dry Dock i wonder 

 

Wee bit of shopping in Dummfy or Rosyth for a few days ? 

 

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Japan Jambo
11 hours ago, John Findlay said:

Has to de-ammunition ship before going into dry dock at Rosyth.

 

Bet that's not a two minute job, presume they aren't expecting a short visit then? 

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highlandjambo3
13 hours ago, Sooperstar said:

Did it take a wrong turn? 

Big ammo bunkers, bombs and nuclear bobajobs are all stored up that way 😳

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highlandjambo3
1 hour ago, Better call Saul said:

What do aww the troops do when they don't have a boat to sit on when it's in dry Dock i wonder 

 

Wee bit of shopping in Dummfy or Rosyth for a few days ? 

 

1 hour ago, FWJ said:

 

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They’re no troops…….themz seamen 😁

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John Findlay
51 minutes ago, Japan Jambo said:

 

Bet that's not a two minute job, presume they aren't expecting a short visit then? 

Not it's not, and no they are not.

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50 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said:

 

They’re no troops…….themz seamen 😁

Ach, it’s all the same isn’t it?

 

Wait.  You mean there might be some rivalry between different members of HM Armed Services?? 

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Japan Jambo
1 hour ago, John Findlay said:

Not it's not, and no they are not.

 

Seems to be quite an unlucky ship this one, seems like it's semi permanently broken. It's almost as if we are not very good at shipbuilding any more.

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30 minutes ago, Japan Jambo said:

 

Seems to be quite an unlucky ship this one, seems like it's semi permanently broken. It's almost as if we are not very good at shipbuilding any more.

 

Fortunately, we still know how to fire a nuclear warhead in the right direction. 

Allows us to focus on more pressing concerns.  Like woke culture in the armed services. 

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John Findlay
39 minutes ago, Japan Jambo said:

 

Seems to be quite an unlucky ship this one, seems like it's semi permanently broken. It's almost as if we are not very good at shipbuilding any more.

Sadly it's not anything new.

British politicians always try to do things on the cheap from the outset, it invariably fails, and the spend ends up alot more than it would have been if things were done correctly in the first place.

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Heart of Darkness
15 hours ago, John Findlay said:

Has to de-ammunition ship before going into dry dock at Rosyth.

👍🏻

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Class of 75
7 hours ago, John Findlay said:

Hope the ship's fitbaw team play in Hearts strips.

D97, HMS Edinburgh's fitbaw team did.

Hi John, unfortunately not. I did try but the Clubswinger wanted red and white. 

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Class of 75
6 hours ago, highlandjambo3 said:

 

They’re no troops…….themz seamen 😁

Matelots😉

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John Findlay
6 hours ago, Class of 75 said:

Hi John, unfortunately not. I did try but the Clubswinger wanted red and white. 

What do clubswingers know?

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trotter
On 07/03/2024 at 16:02, John Findlay said:

Has to de-ammunition ship before going into dry dock at Rosyth.

Presumably because if they don't, and an 'oopsie' happens, the town of Rosyth reverts to being a concept and Dunfermline becomes waterfront property?  

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henrysmithsgloves
On 07/03/2024 at 22:02, John Findlay said:

Has to de-ammunition ship before going into dry dock at Rosyth.

Golden rivet , stored away somewhere safe too🤫

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Class of 75
59 minutes ago, John Findlay said:

What do clubswingers know?

Exactly and I am sure he was a supporter of the wee team. 

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Joey J J Jr Shabadoo
On 08/03/2024 at 07:53, Better call Saul said:

What do aww the troops do when they don't have a boat to sit on when it's in dry Dock i wonder 

 

Wee bit of shopping in Dummfy or Rosyth for a few days ? 

 

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John Findlay
11 hours ago, trotter said:

Presumably because if they don't, and an 'oopsie' happens, the town of Rosyth reverts to being a concept and Dunfermline becomes waterfront property?  

In a nutshell along with three bridges and both Queensferries

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John Findlay
10 hours ago, Class of 75 said:

Exactly and I am sure he was a supporter of the wee team. 

I hope he was drafted off ASAP.

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