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Bindy Badgy

Tell him its pretty much the only industry in the world in which the women earn more than the men.

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portobellojambo1

Never watch the stuff, would rather watch the Discovery Channel or National Geographic.

 

:rolleyes:

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jamboinglasgow

With my last girlfriend she was around at my flat and just on the internet when we went onto veoh (a video hosting site) and as I searched for something she noticed a porn video in the search results of just a girl doing a strip. Watched few of those videos. Now you may thinking thats great but it wasn't....we were watching videos of super obese women or SBBW as they are known in porn terms.

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Say What Again
Or the difference between eggs and meat?

 

Ye can beat yer eggs in front o' yer ma'.

 

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up and she said I had to stop w@nking.

 

When I asked why, she said, "because I'm trying to examine you!"

 

 

 

 

 

What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're having a w**k?

 

Your ears.

 

 

 

 

I still occasionally have a w**k over my ex.

 

I still have the keys to her flat and she's a heavy sleeper.

 

 

 

:)

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God put Redtube on this earth to be viewed. End of! :)

 

pfft retube, I fart in it's general direction. Try tube8;);)

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Doctor FinnBarr
Never watch the stuff, would rather watch the Discovery Channel or National Geographic.

 

:rolleyes:

 

Thats just porn but with animals doing it!

:)

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I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up and she said I had to stop w@nking.

 

When I asked why, she said, "because I'm trying to examine you!"

 

 

 

 

 

What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're having a w**k?

 

Your ears.

 

 

 

 

I still occasionally have a w**k over my ex.

 

I still have the keys to her flat and she's a heavy sleeper.

 

 

 

:)

 

hahahaha they are quality. Although the one about the ears is fact!

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pfft retube, I fart in it's general direction. Try tube8;);)

 

no a bad site that, never heard of it before either. Has some of my favourite "actresses" giving some of there best performances:p

 

Jenna Haze, Silvia Saint, Rachel Starr(wouldnt last 20seconds the way she rides the boaby)

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With my last girlfriend she was around at my flat and just on the internet when we went onto veoh (a video hosting site) and as I searched for something she noticed a porn video in the search results of just a girl doing a strip. Watched few of those videos. Now you may thinking thats great but it wasn't....we were watching videos of super obese women or SBBW as they are known in porn terms.

 

Tell us the end of the story, then.......! ;)

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pfft retube, I fart in it's general direction. Try tube8;);)

 

Or xvideos or tnaflix.Not that i have ever seen them just heard some bloke in the pub on about them:)

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Say What Again
Or xvideos or tnaflix.Not that i have ever seen them just heard some bloke in the pub on about them:)

 

Overheard the same bloke mentioning yuvutu to his mate the other day :cool:

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Mac_fae_Gillie

The internet is evil

Porn is great.

trouble is you get so much access to Porn that it gets dull.

Now thats where the trouble begins,see if someone 10yrs ago told me i could watch the most stunning women in the world on video having sex id been happy for life.

Ive been online for 9years started porn day1 good old 18-25year euro women or big busty fake booby yanks it was great.

With slow uploads things were fine cuss you waited ages for a tiny video but it was worth it.

Then some bugger(not good word here) invented broadband,holy smoke effectivly live speed download and porn overload.

So it gets mundune and thats when all those spam with all those nasty titles start your searching other types of porn,beastility,incest/mature,blacknblonde etc etc.

WHY??? i dont fancy old women and never thought of my mum like that.

do love to see women with animals but in real life dont that make me redundant.and im not black so seen the missus go with another man with a 15" dick again makes me feel redundant.

So this means you gotta look at other types of porn,when will it stop?

brutal sex,tranny sex yep ive downloaded em both even tasted the evil delights of NN teens..lovely Lia and stunning Sandra gorgeous but not something I should be looking at.

So porn on the net is evil but i like it.

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A THREAD ABOUT PORN!? :eek:

 

what is the world cumming to? :rolleyes:

 

Cumming too soon to a theatre near you....

 

:rolleyes:

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The internet is evil

Porn is great.

trouble is you get so much access to Porn that it gets dull.

Now thats where the trouble begins,see if someone 10yrs ago told me i could watch the most stunning women in the world on video having sex id been happy for life.

Ive been online for 9years started porn day1 good old 18-25year euro women or big busty fake booby yanks it was great.

With slow uploads things were fine cuss you waited ages for a tiny video but it was worth it.

Then some bugger(not good word here) invented broadband,holy smoke effectivly live speed download and porn overload.

So it gets mundune and thats when all those spam with all those nasty titles start your searching other types of porn,beastility,incest/mature,blacknblonde etc etc.

WHY??? i dont fancy old women and never thought of my mum like that.

do love to see women with animals but in real life dont that make me redundant.and im not black so seen the missus go with another man with a 15" dick again makes me feel redundant.

So this means you gotta look at other types of porn,when will it stop?

brutal sex,tranny sex yep ive downloaded em both even tasted the evil delights of NN teens..lovely Lia and stunning Sandra gorgeous but not something I should be looking at.

So porn on the net is evil but i like it.

 

er........... I think the line is behind you! :rolleyes:

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