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Frankie Kent would clearly be a self employed builder. He drives the van and orchestrates his 2 goons with stares and points while he’s constantly on the dog and bone.
 

His workwear is immaculate despite him being ready to wield an 1100mm level to maintain authority at the drop of a hat.
 

Rumour has it he was the inspiration for a character in Lock, Stock & 2 smoking barrels.  

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RustyRightPeg
5 hours ago, heartsfc_fan said:

Alex Cochrane a drinks promotor outside a Magaluf bar.

 

Beni a Deliveroo cyclist.

 

Craig Gordon a ballroom dancer.

 

Why's that buddy

 

Camera dude's face gets me every time. : southpark

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henrysmithsgloves

Jimmy bone removal man,can just see the big sign on his truck...BONE REMOVALS 😆

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heartsfc_fan
1 hour ago, RustyRightPeg said:

 

Why's that buddy

 

Camera dude's face gets me every time. : southpark

:laugh:

If you want it balanced out Liam Boyce looks like a Rickshaw driver

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Watt-Zeefuik
11 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Malaury Martin: chain-smoking French detective on a Caribbean island. 
 

Gordan Petriç: undertaker. 
 

John Millar: pornstar. 
 

Nat Atkinson: barista in a hipster third-wave coffee bar

 

Marian Kello: Eastern European DJ

 

Rudi Skacel & Craig Gordon: Catalogue models

 

 

 

Yes, that's it. I struggled with Natty and gave up but you've got it.

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Watt-Zeefuik

Beni works at the Genius Bar at the Apple Store during the day and does trance/synth-pop DJing on the weekends.

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22 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

Danny Swanson hold the 'Golf Sale' sign on Princes Street. 

Upside down because he got confused by it. 

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19 hours ago, superjack said:

Gary locke would be a speech therapist.

 

Specialises in translating Bonnyrigg to English  

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Kingsley_2500x2500_2223e924-54cf-4fe9-91

Head Chef at a fairly fancy restaurant. 

 

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Put a pair of scrubs on him, and he could be a Junior Doctor (or Nurse, no judging).

 

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Similar to above, but a vet.

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Benny Klack
23 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said:

Cammy Devlin would be a runner in TV and movie productions. 


😂😂😂

 

👏

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Benny Klack
22 hours ago, TheBigO said:

Cam would be working the summer in Ibiza but heading to Canada to do a snowboarding season out there. Do the chalets, pick up a bit bar work n that. Goin with the flow, mate  

 

Toby would be a GAP model  

 

Jorge Grant a ghost tour guide  

 

Alex, Kenny and Oda in a boyband. But not a good one. Managed by Boycie, who theres questions about in years to come.


Jorge Grant would be one of the ghosts 😂

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superjack

Joel pereira would be the worst waiter in the world as no plates would ever make it to a table.

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23 hours ago, Morgan said:

Ian Black as an English teacher.

 

👀

 

3 hours ago, Marvin said:

 

Specialises in translating Bonnyrigg to English  

 

Both similar, but in a different way.  @IanBlack8

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Seymour M Hersh
On 13/02/2024 at 07:41, Robbo-Jambo said:

Stephen Kingsley, an engineer at the Edinburgh Boiler Company.

 

 

Macaulay Tait, a bell boy at a 5 star hotel.

 

Frankie Kent on the doors at a lap dancing club.

 

Hoff, organising the penguins for their daily walk at Edinburgh Zoo.

 

Kye Rowles, a stand up comedian.

 

Craig Gordon, the next James Bond.

 

Slight alteration for you. 

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I P Knightley

Henry Smith wears a set of navy overalls for his job. 

 

There's no company logo on them, so I don't know what he does but you'll see him getting a couple of cheese rolls, a can of Coke and a bag of smoky bacon crisps at the petrol station for his lunch. 

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Robbo-Jambo
4 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

Slight alteration for you. 

Yip, will take that 😅.

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superjack

For some reason I see Kingsley as an assassin. Whether fir the government or some shady organisation led by blofelt I don't know.

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6 minutes ago, superjack said:

For some reason I see Kingsley as an assassin. Whether fir the government or some shady organisation led by blofelt I don't know.

 

Henchman in an assassin/spy movie, maybe :lol:

 

 

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spirt of 98

Cammy Devlin coke dealer at weekends to fund his nights out. Works in Harvey Nichols during the week selling designer scarfs to grannies. 

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Wayne Foster is actually a Postie. I imagine him as the fastest Postie in Scotland has his round finished by 10:30 everyday and hides in the bookies till lousing time.

 

Henry Smith is actually a taxi driver. Imagine him dropping your change.😂

 

showing my age here. 
 

 

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superjack
49 minutes ago, spirt of 98 said:

Wayne Foster is actually a Postie. I imagine him as the fastest Postie in Scotland has his round finished by 10:30 everyday and hides in the bookies till lousing time.

 

Henry Smith is actually a taxi driver. Imagine him dropping your change.😂

 

showing my age here. 
 

 

I cam just imagine Wayne as he delivers his last letter for the day, looking for an ideal fence to climb while celebrating.

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periodictabledancer
1 hour ago, spirt of 98 said:

Wayne Foster is actually a Postie. I imagine him as the fastest Postie in Scotland has his round finished by 10:30 everyday and hides in the bookies till lousing time.

 

Henry Smith is actually a taxi driver. Imagine him dropping your change.😂

 

showing my age here. 
 

 

Never uses the  paths, just climbs over garden fences to save time. 

 

Henry though...:lol:

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2 hours ago, spirt of 98 said:

Wayne Foster is actually a Postie. I imagine him as the fastest Postie in Scotland has his round finished by 10:30 everyday and hides in the bookies till lousing time.

 

Henry Smith is actually a taxi driver. Imagine him dropping your change.😂

 

showing my age here. 
 

 

 

Didn't Roddy Mcdonald become a copper after football? Or did I imagine that?

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Robbo-Jambo
9 hours ago, Marvin said:

 

Didn't Roddy Mcdonald become a copper after football? Or did I imagine that?

Yip, he sure did.

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William H. Bonney

Laryea Kingston would be a mysterious village witch doctor that nobody really knows how old he is. 

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Andy Halliday is a supervisor in the club shop at Ibrox. He's done enough to get a job where he can coast along doing not very much and has no ambitions to push himself any further. He's happy just being able to see Rangers every weekend.

A pseudo-expert on matters relating to administration and liquidation, he does a podcast on the side that barely anyone listens to about how everything is biased against Rangers and how they should never have been "demoted".

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spirt of 98
22 hours ago, Marvin said:

 

Didn't Roddy Mcdonald become a copper after football? Or did I imagine that?

Never knew that. Kevin James became a cop and then moved to Australia. 

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spirt of 98
23 hours ago, periodictabledancer said:

Never uses the  paths, just climbs over garden fences to save time. 

 

Henry though...:lol:

😂

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