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Thankfully refs have finally cottoned on to him being a total cheat. Even if there is contact he over eggs it so much he makes it look like a dive. It’s about all he’s got to his game so is going to toil now he’s been sussed. 

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Skivingatwork

Dick Gordon will be leading the campaign to hound him out of Scottish football.

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cosanostra
37 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

Better angle. Case closed.

 

 

 

:rofl:

Can't imagine even the tramps would be claiming a penalty for that. What an embarrassment.

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wentworth jambo

The Lochenders don’t see the irony in saying “It’s his reputation that gets him booked for diving!” 
 

Also, if you’re playing against him, would you not just ruffle his hair ? 🤣 - he’d prob go mental !

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On the lunchtime news just now that Tom Daly has approached Martin Boyle to be his new coach in relation to a comeback bid. 

Has anyone actually got the stats as to how many times he's been booked for diving ? (eat your hearts out Aiden McGeady/John MacDonald/Nakamura/Davie Provan) 

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Wee Mikey

Points deduction for lack of face-clutching technique. Here's how it should be done:-

 

 

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sirwalter
4 hours ago, Horatio Caine said:

Monty complaining that it should have been a pen. Lol.

..and claiming he was injured. That would be rather amusing.

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sirwalter
12 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

His Mrs was impressed though

 

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Nah, that's not his wife - must be his bit on the side.

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Wee Mikey
3 minutes ago, sirwalter said:

Nah, that's not his wife - must be his bit on the side.

 

I would ... 🤭

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RustyRightPeg
3 hours ago, cosanostra said:

 

:rofl:

Can't imagine even the tramps would be claiming a penalty for that. What an embarrassment.

 

The Twitter tramps are on the 'would've been given at the other end' train. 

 

Weirdos. It's like us claiming for Vargas' at Tynie against St Johnstone when even Shankland pushed him towards the ref to take the booking.

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If there was even slightly enough contact to actually cause Boyle to lose his footing/go down, we wouldn't be discussing this. Hed have been able to go down in a natural manner. It would look normal, and if a penalty was given you'd be saying it was soft but there is some contact.

 

It is so unnatural the way he moves. Glaringly obvious.

 

Marks out of 10?  1, for effort more than anything.  A good diver would be able to make it look a little less obvious.

 

They effectively spent £1.5m on him.  We got Shanks for a 3rd of that. And Shanks doesn't embarrass himself like Boyler does.

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Batistuta87
15 hours ago, Mikey1874 said:

 

 

 

Ruined what was actually a nice wee flick over the Celtic defender, and a good chance in the box. 

Also if I'm one of the attackers in the middle I'd be absolutely screaming at him for not squaring it to me.

*****. 

 

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Wee Mikey
6 minutes ago, Jamhammer said:

Sniper

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That ☝️, to be honest, is quite the dive, so it is.

 

I'm re-appraising it as a solid 7 out of 10.

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Harry Potter
11 hours ago, AlimOzturk said:


Look like it. Not even a good one either. 

bet it cost plenty.

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22games nro
7 hours ago, indianajones said:

He's a cheating rat. 

 

Even looks like a rat. 

 

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Finlay James

£10K per week on Boyle and £7K per week on Levitt.  What a complete waste of money and exactly why they are having to be bailed out and turned into Franchise FC.

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Boghell51

Brylcream Boyle gets a 7 from me, 6 for the dive 1 for the bboking, think thats twice hes been booked for simulation this season, not bad for someone who has been injured and away to Asia cup.

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Australis

Boyle doesn't seem to understand his constant dives can all be reviewed on VAR time after time.

 

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3 minutes ago, Australis said:

Boyle doesn't seem to understand his constant dives can all be reviewed on VAR time after time.

 


What’s actually so bad about that dive the ref doesn’t even need VAR. If Boyle was so sure he’d be demanding a review as would his team mates even they walked away. 

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12 hours ago, Muppetboy said:

Amen to that 🙏😂

 

Don't even think about feckin with the baldies. 😄

 

 

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Give him a ten-match ban and maybe he'll cut it out of his game. He tries this kind of move every time I see the ***** play. 

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Referees have sussed the cheating little shit! 

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