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Vlad Magic

Iā€™m giving him a strong 6.Ā 
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Looked convincing. Couple of nice rolls once in the deck. Not a classic Boyle dive but a decent effort.

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6 šŸ‘

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RudiSkacelsLeftPeg

I dunno what was worse his dive or his cry to the ref defending himself šŸ˜‚

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Nessjambo67

Been rank rotten this season can be a great player just donā€™t get why he has to cheat !Ā 

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cosanostra

He's way past his peak now. He's now their 2nd phase, post injury Neil McCann. Just with a weird toupee and lots of comedy diving.

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5 minutes ago, RustyRightPeg said:

Did he do his wee trademark forward roll?

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Think of someone trying to somersault after standing on Lego.

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Fort Vallance
Just now, cosanostra said:

He's way past his peak now. He's now their 2nd phase, post injury Neil McCann. Just with a weird toupee and lots of comedy diving.

That weave is horrific. Just man up and let it go.

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Malinga the Swinga

Kris Boyd says there was contact and he has seen them given.

Rest of the pundits just fell about laughing.

Boyle is a cheating wee prick and finally refs have started to pick him up on itĀ 

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Montgomery Brewster
23 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said:

Does he have a hair piece?

Erse peice more like

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All roads lead to Gorgie
47 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said:

Does he have a hair piece?

A jam piece would be better for him. The sugar would at least give him the energy to stay on his feat instead of taking a lie down on the pitch so often.

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colinmorewasgash

Martin Boyle - I'm not a diver but I dive if I can and donā€™t like being pulled up for diving.

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heartsfc_fan

It's a theatrical fall. Time and time again he does it.

Yes there was small contact but the unnatural topple is laughable.

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1971fozzy

Biggest cheat going. And thatā€™s saying something. Ā Pathetic now and referees rightly see through it. Add in the absurd looking turd cemented on his head and he is just comical now. Ā His cheating is legendary to be fair. Hes not far away from losing his pace as well (if not already). Dick

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He is finished , they should be looking to offload him. Its actually embarrassing nowĀ 

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1 hour ago, Pans Jambo said:

Does he have a hair piece?

He's certainly a ringpiece šŸ‘

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Dallas Green

Add it to a long list of shite dives he tries.

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It looks pathetic.

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Before my time but the "Davy Crockett" song always springs to mind when I see him.

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There's nothing wrong with being a baldy.

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I'm a baldy and no one cares, notices, stares or makes comment.

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It's normal.

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That thing on his heid isn't.

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5 hours ago, D4nny_ said:

Should be getting pulled up by the compliance officer.


Is that even a thing any more?

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AlimOzturk
7 hours ago, Pans Jambo said:

Does he have a hair piece?


Look like it. Not even a good one either.Ā 

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Heā€™s finished. Thank **** because he was a cracking player in his day but heā€™s done now.Ā 
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Ā£10k pw for the next two years though šŸ¤£

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Victor Meldrew
9 hours ago, Malinga the Swinga said:

Kris Boyd says there was contact and he has seen them given.

Rest of the pundits just fell about laughing.

Boyle is a cheating wee prick and finally refs have started to pick him up on itĀ 

To be fair, Boyd spends his time watching Rangers and has probably seen far softer ones given.

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Could be quite a good thread if we could get clips of all his dives :lol:Ā 

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As others have said, age and injuries have caught up with him. Both Boyle and Shankland are talisman players for Hibs & Hearts respectively, I would always pick Shankland ahead of a Boyle because Shanklands biggest attribute is his intelligence. How he links up with play, that his game doesn't rely almost exclusively on pace. Boyle was a good player, but I think his lack of effectiveness is becoming clearer by the day.

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Whatever Hibs paid (or wrote off) to bring him back from Qatar/Saudi was too much.Ā 

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He's obviously aware that the World Aquatics Championships are currently ongoing and hoping for a late entry.

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Famous 1874

Has anyone been retrospectively banned for diving besides Jamie Walker?Ā 
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That was because of Scott Brownā€™s post match interview too.
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Boyles probably been booked about 10 times for diving? Maybe even more. Then take into account the number of dives that heā€™s got away with. Should be getting a ban. Ā 

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Muppetboy
9 hours ago, martoon said:

Before my time but the "Davy Crockett" song always springs to mind when I see him.

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There's nothing wrong with being a baldy.

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I'm a baldy and no one cares, notices, stares or makes comment.

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It's normal.

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That thing on his heid isn't.

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Amen to that šŸ™šŸ˜‚

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RustyRightPeg
51 minutes ago, Famous 1874 said:

Has anyone been retrospectively banned for diving besides Jamie Walker?Ā 
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That was because of Scott Brownā€™s post match interview too.
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Boyles probably been booked about 10 times for diving? Maybe even more. Then take into account the number of dives that heā€™s got away with. Should be getting a ban. Ā 

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Nope. The compliance offer still on furlough?

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There may have been minimal contact but that dive was a shocker. He doesn't get called out for it either, unlike Vargas who did it once and got dogs abuse from the media.Ā 

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kingantti1874

An absolutely shocking cheat of a player. Thankfully heā€™s getting pulled up for it more these days . The news is outĀ 

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3 hours ago, Victor Meldrew said:

To be fair, Boyd spends his time watching Rangers and has probably seen far softer ones given.

Spot on.Ā  It would also have been against Celtic, which will always get Boyd's approval.

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3 hours ago, rory78 said:

His hair looks like it's painted on aswellĀ 

He model hair for Lego.

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Midloth_Iain

According to Monty Zoomer, Boyle has a dead leg from the challenge.

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Will go well with his dead hair I suppose.

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gordon simpson
4 hours ago, DS98 said:

Heā€™s finished. Thank **** because he was a cracking player in his day but heā€™s done now.Ā 
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Ā£10k pw for the next two years though šŸ¤£

lovley jubbly

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highlandjambo3

This is a 7ā€¦ā€¦..would ramp it up to 8 or 9 if there were a few side rolls in it.

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