Morgan Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 ‘We probably have the best Derby record in world football’. ’Over the decades we have essentially made the Scottish Cup our own’. ’We don’t really know our sisters very well’. ’We have never employed a poor ‘joke figure’ of a manager who has caused derision from other clubs fans’. ’We have never had a player who was a drug-fuelled jakey criminal’. ’We have the most wholesome and loyal fans in the world’. ’Our most famous fans are all fine and upstanding pillars of society’. ’Our anthem is definitely not a dirge’. In true Astleyesque style - We are never gonna give you up, Hibs. Your comedic value/stock is just too high. Please, Vermin, don’t ever change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgierools Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 (edited) You remind me of my sister Edited February 4 by Gorgierools Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
south morocco Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Can’t wait for our next game 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 We have a great defence 😐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmreido Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 22 in a row!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Without Wallace Mercer we'd be dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Remember that time we beat you at Hampden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Looking forward to the second half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Our form always picks up after Christmas. It always amazes me the huge amount of trophies Turnbull’s Tornadoes won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Can’t wait until the next Derby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 The Harp and Castle is a really smart boozer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leipzig76 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, Morgan said: ‘We probably have the best Derby record in world football’. ’Over the decades we have essentially made the Scottish Cup our own’. ’We don’t really know our sisters very well’. ’We have never employed a poor ‘joke figure’ of a manager who has caused derision from other clubs fans’. ’We have never had a player who was a drug-fuelled jakey criminal’. ’We have the most wholesome and loyal fans in the world’. ’Our most famous fans are all fine and upstanding pillars of society’. ’Our anthem is definitely not a dirge’. In true Astleyesque style - We are never gonna give you up, Hibs. Your comedic value/stock is just too high. Please, Vermin, don’t ever change. Well on one of the threads yesterday on .net a guy was saying how he was taking his grand kid to Easter Road for the first time.One reply said something like " hope you're our lucky mascot today and see loads of cup wins in the future." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC Mallin_51 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 “The Naismith banter years are really in full swing” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Montpelier Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 "I've got a job" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 "What a brilliant transfer window!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 "The Yams brick it at our gaff." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suds66 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Should have been ten! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyjam Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 "This six fingered glove fits perfectly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 We have even won more derby games at their ground than they have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 I only use teaspoons for stirring my tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saki jambo Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 (edited) Our defence is as strong as the old castle rock Likesy Edited February 4 by saki jambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Klack Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 “I couldn’t find you at Easter Road today - it was absolutely hoaching” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Hibs aren't falling apart again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Klack Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Mind last season when Hibs fans kept telling us Nisbet was a superior player to Shankland 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart500 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Not Guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 No more beers for me, I have to get up early for work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 "Hearts were the better team." There's always an excuse when we beat them, that usually involves the word "cheats". They just can't admit it, and never will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 I couldn't get a ticket for the home game - sold out again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirror Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 10 days clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a11ank Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Wait till we get the Jambos back at our place for the 4th derby this season....😍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 I am happy to pay money into the Foundation - it is a long term commitment for the future of the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 The season ticket waiting list is horrendous Ben Kensell is doing an amazing job as CEO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weebroon98 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Whats a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Students and AOP’s aren’t welcome at Easter Road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 We are a Scottish club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepe le pew Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Natural order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 14 minutes ago, Weebroon98 said: Whats a job? You havnt really got the hang of this have you?😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chillidigits Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Our new maroon away strip is quite fetching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDJ87 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 (edited) I can't get a ticket Edit: was beaten to it 🤦 Edited February 4 by WDJ87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartandsoul Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 We won the biggest Cup Final in our history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 “Heroin? No thanks” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 I'm just back from my dental appointment ,the dentist said my teeth are in good shape . It's embarrassing for the club to see bald fat men around 60 trying to pavement dance on match days . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joondalupjambo Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Hearts have just never been able to cope with the famous Easter Road slope. It beats them every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieboy Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 bring on the Jambos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 This is our time ,hearts are finished (no wait they did actually say that ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Hearts, Hearts are falling apart, again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 I've seen Hibs win 3 Scottish Cups in my lifetime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy the jambo Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 The bridge of doom is really intimidating for away fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 My sister is single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polonia Gorgie Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Hearts'd it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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