Forza Cuore Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 3 points. Home and especially away. I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Elliott Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Why choose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Klack Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Suppose we did come from behind today 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buster HMFC Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Berry Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 2 minutes ago, Benny Klack said: Suppose we did come from behind today 👀 👏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 6 minutes ago, Forza Cuore said: 3 points. Home and especially away. I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs. Watch the Hearts, back scuttle the Mrs and drink a beer at the same time man! Whats wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 7 minutes ago, Forza Cuore said: 3 points. Home and especially away. I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs. You’re doing it wrong mate 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Elliott Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 5 minutes ago, Benny Klack said: Suppose we did come from behind today 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4nny_ Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 9 minutes ago, Forza Cuore said: 3 points. Home and especially away. I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Of course it’s better than sex, I’m married, so winning away from home happens more often too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canscot Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, The Old Tolbooth said: Of course it’s better than sex, I’m married, so winning away from home happens more often too! Only recently though😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, The Old Tolbooth said: Of course it’s better than sex, I’m married, so winning away from home happens more often too! 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, Forza Cuore said: 3 points. Home and especially away. I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs. There is mass hysteria "rush" that cannot be compared to sex or anything else. 1998. 2012. Tommy Murray sitting on the ball, passing to Jim Brown, crossing the ball, Ford heading the only goal of the game at Ibrox etc. (5-1 v Loko Leipzig, 4-1 v Burnley, goal at Liverpool). Even the last few games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart500 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, Forza Cuore said: 3 points. Home and especially away. I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs. 90 minutes of joy or 30 seconds. No comparison really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 OP doing his missus a disservice there. Totally undeserved by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, The Old Tolbooth said: Of course it’s better than sex, I’m married, so winning away from home happens more often too! Doing it wrong John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamborich Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 13 minutes ago, colinmaroon said: There is mass hysteria "rush" that cannot be compared to sex or anything else. 1998. 2012. Tommy Murray sitting on the ball, passing to Jim Brown, crossing the ball, Ford heading the only goal of the game at Ibrox etc. (5-1 v Loko Leipzig, 4-1 v Burnley, goal at Liverpool). Even the last few games. Just shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john thomas Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 9 minutes ago, Mr Sifter said: OP doing his missus a disservice there. Totally undeserved by the way. You know her ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 2 hours ago, Forza Cuore said: 3 points. Home and especially away. I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs. Nah. Yer Mrs is a great ride when she makes the effort. So I've been told..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section Q Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 3 hours ago, Forza Cuore said: 3 points. Home and especially away. I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs. Wonder what she says about you.......😁..........? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 34 minutes ago, Section Q said: Wonder what she says about you.......😁..........? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmiyaHearts Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Why not both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Idle Talk Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 I agree. If you want to hear a sad story, this is it. I was at Dens Park in 86. I was at Hampden a week later. I was at Hampden when we lost 1-5 to Rangers. I was at Celtic Park when we lost 3-4 to Rangers. I was not there in 1998. I was not there in 2006. I was not there in 2012. I have never been in the stadium when Hearts won a trophy! But I have seen the worst things ever! Not fishing for sympathy. Just a true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Idle Talk Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 7 minutes ago, No Idle Talk said: I agree. If you want to hear a sad story, this is it. I was at Dens Park in 86. I was at Hampden a week later. I was at Hampden when we lost 1-5 to Rangers. I was at Celtic Park when we lost 3-4 to Rangers. I was not there in 1998. I was not there in 2006. I was not there in 2012. I have never been in the stadium when Hearts won a trophy! But I have seen the worst things ever! Not fishing for sympathy. Just a true story. I will add I was at the cupv final when we lost 0-2 to Rangers and at the semi this season. Totally heartbroken. Maybbe I am just aJonah., 😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Idle Talk Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 16 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: Next time we get to Hampden, please post on here to let us know whether you’ll be attending. Could save us all a trip west. Haha Was hoping you would get me a ticket there! 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 3 hours ago, No Idle Talk said: I agree. If you want to hear a sad story, this is it. I was at Dens Park in 86. I was at Hampden a week later. I was at Hampden when we lost 1-5 to Rangers. I was at Celtic Park when we lost 3-4 to Rangers. I was not there in 1998. I was not there in 2006. I was not there in 2012. I have never been in the stadium when Hearts won a trophy! But I have seen the worst things ever! Not fishing for sympathy. Just a true story. You must be a jinx mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 9 hours ago, Benny Klack said: Suppose we did come from behind today 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 (edited) 4 hours ago, No Idle Talk said: I agree. If you want to hear a sad story, this is it. I was at Dens Park in 86. I was at Hampden a week later. I was at Hampden when we lost 1-5 to Rangers. I was at Celtic Park when we lost 3-4 to Rangers. I was not there in 1998. I was not there in 2006. I was not there in 2012. I have never been in the stadium when Hearts won a trophy! But I have seen the worst things ever! Not fishing for sympathy. Just a true story. No doubt you attended the Celtic ('88) St Mirren ('89) etc semi finals too. Jinx 😛 Edited February 4 by Marvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDJ87 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 9 hours ago, Forza Cuore said: 3 points. Home and especially away. I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs. 😂😂 🤯 I love Hearts and it's great when we win and Hibs lose. Yesterday was one of the best days I've had in a long time but better than sex?? You've been doing it wrong or something 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo_jim Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 9 hours ago, Benny Klack said: Suppose we did come from behind today 👀 Twice!! 😎😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 minute ago, jambo_jim said: Twice!! 😎😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 4 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: Next time we get to Hampden, please post on here to let us know whether you’ll be attending. Could save us all a trip west. It would also help me decide on what bets to put on for the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir PH Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 8 hours ago, colinmaroon said: There is mass hysteria "rush" that cannot be compared to sex or anything else. 1998. 2012. Tommy Murray sitting on the ball, passing to Jim Brown, crossing the ball, Ford heading the only goal of the game at Ibrox etc. (5-1 v Loko Leipzig, 4-1 v Burnley, goal at Liverpool). Even the last few games. Craig Beattie at Hampden and Austin McCann at Tynecastle? Did you enjoy those winner's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordon simpson Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 5 hours ago, No Idle Talk said: I agree. If you want to hear a sad story, this is it. I was at Dens Park in 86. I was at Hampden a week later. I was at Hampden when we lost 1-5 to Rangers. I was at Celtic Park when we lost 3-4 to Rangers. I was not there in 1998. I was not there in 2006. I was not there in 2012. I have never been in the stadium when Hearts won a trophy! But I have seen the worst things ever! Not fishing for sympathy. Just a true story. just stay away please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 8 hours ago, stuart500 said: 90 minutes of joy or 30 seconds. No comparison really. How do you make it last that long🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Just now, Jim_Duncan said: Think of Mickey Weir pumping Joe Tortolano. Aw no man, just…naw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 11 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: You may have to thumb it in if you picture it too early. 😂😣😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section Q Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 9 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said: 👍👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 2 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: Think of Mickey Weir pumping Joe Tortolano. That would make you limp for the rest of time 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 14 hours ago, Forza Cuore said: 3 points. Home and especially away. I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs. Do you ever have mouse with the Mrs like in Alan Partridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 The SFA refs mostly stick by the rules. I get a red card every time I try to get into the box......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart500 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 4 hours ago, jamboozy said: How do you make it last that long🤔 It takes at least 20 seconds to inflate my 'partner'.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Idle Talk Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 9 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: Next time we get to Hampden, please post on here to let us know whether you’ll be attending. Could save us all a trip west. Harsh. ☹️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Idle Talk Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 6 hours ago, Marvin said: No doubt you attended the Celtic ('88) St Mirren ('89) etc semi finals too. Jinx 😛 I was at the St Mirren semi in '87 but I actually wasn't at the Celtic one in '88. I was at the Grand National that day. So, not guilty. 😛😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Idle Talk Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 5 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: Think of Mickey Weir pumping Joe Tortolano. Are they naked or wearing Hibs tops while they are doing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 10 minutes ago, No Idle Talk said: I was at the St Mirren semi in '87 but I actually wasn't at the Celtic one in '88. I was at the Grand National that day. So, not guilty. 😛😄 It was 87 for St Mirren semi not 89. I was at them all including the Airdrie semis. According to my family I was the jinx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Idle Talk Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 3 minutes ago, Marvin said: It was 87 for St Mirren semi not 89. I was at them all including the Airdrie semis. According to my family I was the jinx Back at that time I think we all felt a bit jinxed mate. Get to the semis, pull Airdrie out the hat, think to yourself 'this is it, this is our year!'. Boom. Beat. Felt like we were never going to win a trophy again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go for it 1308 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 5 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: Think of Mickey Weir pumping Joe Tortolano. Why not make it a 3some and stick Barry Robson in there as well....🤢🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 13 minutes ago, Go for it 1308 said: Why not make it a 3some and stick Barry Robson in there as well....🤢🤮 You can have a gang bang and include Paul Kane 🤬 🤮🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 13 hours ago, Section Q said: Wonder what she says about you.......😁..........? She'd rather watch Hibs than have sex with the OP😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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