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3 points. Home and especially away.

 

I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs.

 

 

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Chuck Berry
2 minutes ago, Benny Klack said:

Suppose we did come from behind today 👀

 

👏

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Pans Jambo
6 minutes ago, Forza Cuore said:

3 points. Home and especially away.

 

I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs.

 

 

Watch the Hearts, back scuttle the Mrs and drink a beer at the same time man! Whats wrong with you?

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1874robbo
7 minutes ago, Forza Cuore said:

3 points. Home and especially away.

 

I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs.

 

 

You’re doing it wrong mate 😂😂😂

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9 minutes ago, Forza Cuore said:

3 points. Home and especially away.

 

I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs.

 

 

:rofl:

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The Old Tolbooth

Of course it’s better than sex, I’m married, so winning away from home happens more often too! 

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1 hour ago, The Old Tolbooth said:

Of course it’s better than sex, I’m married, so winning away from home happens more often too! 

Only recently though😉

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Lovecraft
1 hour ago, The Old Tolbooth said:

Of course it’s better than sex, I’m married, so winning away from home happens more often too! 

😆

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colinmaroon
1 hour ago, Forza Cuore said:

3 points. Home and especially away.

 

I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs.

 

 

 

There is mass hysteria "rush" that cannot be compared to sex or anything else.  1998.  2012.  Tommy Murray sitting on the ball, passing to Jim Brown, crossing the ball, Ford heading the only goal of the game at Ibrox etc. (5-1 v Loko Leipzig, 4-1 v Burnley, goal at Liverpool).  Even the last few games.

 

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stuart500
1 hour ago, Forza Cuore said:

3 points. Home and especially away.

 

I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs.

 

 

90 minutes of joy or 30 seconds. No comparison really.

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Doctor FinnBarr
1 hour ago, The Old Tolbooth said:

Of course it’s better than sex, I’m married, so winning away from home happens more often too! 

 

Doing it wrong John

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jamborich
13 minutes ago, colinmaroon said:

 

There is mass hysteria "rush" that cannot be compared to sex or anything else.  1998.  2012.  Tommy Murray sitting on the ball, passing to Jim Brown, crossing the ball, Ford heading the only goal of the game at Ibrox etc. (5-1 v Loko Leipzig, 4-1 v Burnley, goal at Liverpool).  Even the last few games.

 

Just shot

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john thomas
9 minutes ago, Mr Sifter said:

OP doing his missus a disservice there. Totally undeserved by the way. 

You know her ?

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Bazzas right boot
2 hours ago, Forza Cuore said:

3 points. Home and especially away.

 

I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs.

 

 

 

Nah. Yer Mrs is a great ride when she makes the effort.

 

So I've been told.....

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Section Q
3 hours ago, Forza Cuore said:

3 points. Home and especially away.

 

I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs.

 

 

Wonder what she says about you.......😁..........?

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henrysmithsgloves
34 minutes ago, Section Q said:

Wonder what she says about you.......😁..........?

 

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No Idle Talk

I agree. 

 

If you want to hear a sad story, this is it. 

 

I was at Dens Park in 86. I was at Hampden a week later. I was at Hampden when we lost 1-5 to Rangers. I was at Celtic Park when we lost 3-4 to Rangers. 

 

I was not there in 1998. I was not there in 2006. I was not there in 2012.

 

I have never been in the stadium when Hearts won a trophy! But I have seen the worst things ever! 

 

Not fishing for sympathy. Just a true story. 

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No Idle Talk
7 minutes ago, No Idle Talk said:

I agree. 

 

If you want to hear a sad story, this is it. 

 

I was at Dens Park in 86. I was at Hampden a week later. I was at Hampden when we lost 1-5 to Rangers. I was at Celtic Park when we lost 3-4 to Rangers. 

 

I was not there in 1998. I was not there in 2006. I was not there in 2012.

 

I have never been in the stadium when Hearts won a trophy! But I have seen the worst things ever! 

 

Not fishing for sympathy. Just a true story. 

 

I will add I was at the cupv final when we lost 0-2 to Rangers and at the semi this season. Totally heartbroken. Maybbe I am just aJonah., 😕

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No Idle Talk
16 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said:

 


Next time we get to Hampden, please post on here to let us know whether you’ll be attending. Could save us all a trip west. 

 

Haha

 

Was hoping you would get me a ticket there! 😜

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Toxteth O'Grady
3 hours ago, No Idle Talk said:

I agree. 

 

If you want to hear a sad story, this is it. 

 

I was at Dens Park in 86. I was at Hampden a week later. I was at Hampden when we lost 1-5 to Rangers. I was at Celtic Park when we lost 3-4 to Rangers. 

 

I was not there in 1998. I was not there in 2006. I was not there in 2012.

 

I have never been in the stadium when Hearts won a trophy! But I have seen the worst things ever! 

 

Not fishing for sympathy. Just a true story. 

You must be a jinx mate

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4 hours ago, No Idle Talk said:

I agree. 

 

If you want to hear a sad story, this is it. 

 

I was at Dens Park in 86. I was at Hampden a week later. I was at Hampden when we lost 1-5 to Rangers. I was at Celtic Park when we lost 3-4 to Rangers. 

 

I was not there in 1998. I was not there in 2006. I was not there in 2012.

 

I have never been in the stadium when Hearts won a trophy! But I have seen the worst things ever! 

 

Not fishing for sympathy. Just a true story. 

 

No doubt you attended the Celtic ('88) St Mirren ('89) etc semi finals too. Jinx 😛

 

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9 hours ago, Forza Cuore said:

3 points. Home and especially away.

 

I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs.

 

 

😂😂

 

🤯

 

I love Hearts and it's great when we win and Hibs lose. Yesterday was one of the best days I've had in a long time but better than sex?? You've been doing it wrong or something 🤪

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jambo_jim
9 hours ago, Benny Klack said:

Suppose we did come from behind today 👀

Twice!! 😎😁

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superjack
4 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said:

 


Next time we get to Hampden, please post on here to let us know whether you’ll be attending. Could save us all a trip west. 

It would also help me decide on what bets to put on for the game.

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8 hours ago, colinmaroon said:

 

There is mass hysteria "rush" that cannot be compared to sex or anything else.  1998.  2012.  Tommy Murray sitting on the ball, passing to Jim Brown, crossing the ball, Ford heading the only goal of the game at Ibrox etc. (5-1 v Loko Leipzig, 4-1 v Burnley, goal at Liverpool).  Even the last few games.

 

Craig Beattie at Hampden and Austin McCann at Tynecastle? Did you enjoy those winner's?

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gordon simpson
5 hours ago, No Idle Talk said:

I agree. 

 

If you want to hear a sad story, this is it. 

 

I was at Dens Park in 86. I was at Hampden a week later. I was at Hampden when we lost 1-5 to Rangers. I was at Celtic Park when we lost 3-4 to Rangers. 

 

I was not there in 1998. I was not there in 2006. I was not there in 2012.

 

I have never been in the stadium when Hearts won a trophy! But I have seen the worst things ever! 

 

Not fishing for sympathy. Just a true story. 

just stay away please 

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8 hours ago, stuart500 said:

90 minutes of joy or 30 seconds. No comparison really.

How do you make it last that long🤔

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Just now, Jim_Duncan said:

Think of Mickey Weir pumping Joe Tortolano. 

Aw no man, just…naw.:nojustno:

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11 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said:

You may have to thumb it in if you picture it too early. 

😂😣😂

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2 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Think of Mickey Weir pumping Joe Tortolano. 

 

That would make you limp for the rest of time 😂

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rudi must stay
14 hours ago, Forza Cuore said:

3 points. Home and especially away.

 

I watched today on Heartstv and my Hearts rate was higher than an afternoon under the sheets with the Mrs.

 

 

 

Do you ever have mouse with the Mrs like in Alan Partridge 

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lost in space

The SFA refs mostly stick by the rules.

I get a red card every time I try to get into the box.........

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stuart500
4 hours ago, jamboozy said:

How do you make it last that long🤔

It takes at least 20 seconds to inflate my 'partner'..

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No Idle Talk
9 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said:

 


Next time we get to Hampden, please post on here to let us know whether you’ll be attending. Could save us all a trip west. 

 

Harsh. ☹️

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No Idle Talk
6 hours ago, Marvin said:

 

No doubt you attended the Celtic ('88) St Mirren ('89) etc semi finals too. Jinx 😛

 

 

I was at the St Mirren semi in '87 but I actually wasn't at the Celtic one in '88. I was at the Grand National that day. So, not guilty. 😛😄

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No Idle Talk
5 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Think of Mickey Weir pumping Joe Tortolano. 

 

Are they naked or wearing Hibs tops while they are doing it?

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10 minutes ago, No Idle Talk said:

 

I was at the St Mirren semi in '87 but I actually wasn't at the Celtic one in '88. I was at the Grand National that day. So, not guilty. 😛😄

 

It was 87 for St Mirren semi not 89. I was at them all including the Airdrie semis. According to my family I was the jinx :laugh:

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No Idle Talk
3 minutes ago, Marvin said:

 

It was 87 for St Mirren semi not 89. I was at them all including the Airdrie semis. According to my family I was the jinx :laugh:

 

Back at that time I think we all felt a bit jinxed mate. Get to the semis, pull Airdrie out the hat, think to yourself 'this is it, this is our year!'. Boom. Beat. Felt like we were never going to win a trophy again.

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Go for it 1308
5 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Think of Mickey Weir pumping Joe Tortolano. 

Why not make it a 3some and stick Barry Robson in there as well....🤢🤮

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13 minutes ago, Go for it 1308 said:

Why not make it a 3some and stick Barry Robson in there as well....🤢🤮

 

You can have a gang bang and include Paul Kane 🤬 🤮🤮

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John Findlay
13 hours ago, Section Q said:

Wonder what she says about you.......😁..........?

She'd rather watch Hibs than have sex with the OP😉

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