Greedy Jambo Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 See if you get the timing right... Shankland style finishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 I do this, It's a bit of a habit now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Yeah! Inhale that aerosol of your own pish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted December 29, 2023 Author Share Posted December 29, 2023 4 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Yeah! Inhale that aerosol of your own pish! OCD is the way forward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 33 minutes ago, Herbert. said: I do this, It's a bit of a habit now. I also do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 It’s more difficult to win as you get older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazzyy Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 5 minutes ago, Irufushi said: I also do it. Me too, wife has been known to ask why I've double flushed when I've not been away long enough for a dump if I get the timing slightly out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazzyy Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Just now, Tazio said: It’s more difficult to win as you get older. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, cazzyy said: Me too, wife has been known to ask why I've double flushed when I've not been away long enough for a dump if I get the timing slightly out. 🤣 it’s a good game . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Prostate Cancer isn't a laughing matter. Get yersels checked lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 19 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: Prostate Cancer isn't a laughing matter. Get yersels checked lads. All good here, just not the exuberant flow of a young man these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted December 29, 2023 Author Share Posted December 29, 2023 29 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: Prostate Cancer isn't a laughing matter. Get yersels checked lads. There's always one that brings the place down to a state of depression. Boobs, bum, or face? Once that conundrum is figured out, you can get her to feel your balls for lumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 mind and lift the seat though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Flushing with the lid still up is deviant behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 15 hours ago, Tazio said: It’s more difficult to win as you get older. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 9 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Flushing with the lid still up is deviant behaviour. Sent to the toilet if he needed a pump as a bairn type post. Im 47 and I don’t think I’ve ever once flushed the toilet with the lid doon. Is that an actual thing? Signed, a deviant 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Try flushing while doing a Greyfriars Bobby…..there’s a challenge. But not with the old fashioned handle to the left or right front of the cistern…..the more modern central push button on the top of the cistern lid. Had to stop as it flared up my sciatica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 2 hours ago, Debut 4 said: Try flushing while doing a Greyfriars Bobby…..there’s a challenge. But not with the old fashioned handle to the left or right front of the cistern…..the more modern central push button on the top of the cistern lid. Had to stop as it flared up my sciatica. Surely, to ensure that all paperwork has been correctly dealt with, you wouldn't flush until the final wipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escobri Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Lid doon when you flush ya manky gits. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 3 hours ago, Mr Sifter said: Sent to the toilet if he needed a pump as a bairn type post. Im 47 and I don’t think I’ve ever once flushed the toilet with the lid doon. Is that an actual thing? Signed, a deviant 😋 Agreed. Surely, nobody puts the lid down before flushing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 3 hours ago, Mr Sifter said: Sent to the toilet if he needed a pump as a bairn type post. Im 47 and I don’t think I’ve ever once flushed the toilet with the lid doon. Is that an actual thing? Signed, a deviant 😋 Pray fir your toothbrush! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 9 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Pray fir your toothbrush! Had the same brush now for near 30 year. Never let me doon yet I’ll have ye know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 hour ago, superjack said: Surely, to ensure that all paperwork has been correctly dealt with, you wouldn't flush until the final wipe? Don’t you “Courtesy Flush”? Even in a, “I’ve lost R2” moment, an initial flush is always crucial to stem the tide of aroma , esp if no air freshener is present. Then you can carry on finishing your bumbardment of the porcelain…ending with the wiping stage and final flush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted December 30, 2023 Author Share Posted December 30, 2023 I can't remember the last time i put the lid down on the toilet, what even is that? Surely you've got to be under the thumb or an odd ball to be getting up to that sort of weird behavior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Does peeing the roughcast off the pan count as anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 (edited) Edited December 30, 2023 by Shanks said no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Just now, Shanks said no said: If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down. Armitage? Is that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Tazio said: Armitage? Is that you? Very good👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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