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13 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Unfortunately seen more than my fair share 😎😂

 

This is not all about you this time, bro.

Start your own moob thread.

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6 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said:

 

This is not all about you this time, bro.

Start your own moob thread.

Im not interested in MOOBS...so why would i start a thread.  ?

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1 minute ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Im not interested in MOOBS...so why would i start a thread.  ?

 

What are you interested in?  start with that. 

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29 minutes ago, mrmarkus1981_1 said:

I prefer a ladies bum to boobs tbh. A guid erchie is class 🤤

 

I'm with you there, bro, but it's a 3 point plan, arse, boobs, face. 

What are you willing to negotiate on? You're not getting all 3 these days. 

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8 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Face first, got to be a pretty face.

 

Picture Jabba the hutt with a pretty face though, i know i'm going to get dogs abuse for this, but c'mon. 

Average face, great body, all day long. 

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9 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said:

 

Picture Jabba the hutt with a pretty face though, i know i'm going to get dogs abuse for this, but c'mon. 

Average face, great body, all day long. 

Nope, I'd have a fatty with a pretty face before a dug wi a great rack any day.

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6 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Nope, I'd have a fatty with a pretty face before a dug wi a great rack any day.

Depends if you’re talking about one nighter or long term. 

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Just now, Tazio said:

Depends if you’re talking about one nighter or long term. 

Either, I'm a sucker for a pretty face, tall, short, beefy, a wee bit skinny, big chebs, wee chebs, brunette, ginger or blonde, but a pretty face is a must.

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8 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Nope, I'd have a fatty with a pretty face before a dug wi a great rack any day.

You don't have to look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire.

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Big fan of the boobs. Was always jealous of my 2 girls being on the wife's milkers at anytime of the day they felt like it. Was never that way for me with them before or after the feeding stopped. 

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Just now, John Findlay said:

You don't have to look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire.

Quite, but you've to look at it the rest of the time, just think about living with Neil Lennon's twin sister, she could a body like Salma Hayek, but having to look at that pus between rides 🤢🤮

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13 minutes ago, Seaside Dave said:

Big fan of the boobs. Was always jealous of my 2 girls being on the wife's milkers at anytime of the day they felt like it. Was never that way for me with them before or after the feeding stopped. 

 

Probably a good idea to not type out every insane thought that pops into your head.

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Just now, Generic Username said:

 

Probably a good idea to not type out every insane thought that pops into your head.

David is from Ireland.

 

 

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29 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Either, I'm a sucker for a pretty face, tall, short, beefy, a wee bit skinny, big chebs, wee chebs, brunette, ginger or blonde, but a pretty face is a must.

Anyone then ? 😂

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3 hours ago, Greedy Jambo said:

At what point do we stop wanting the boobs?

Do we ever really grow up? or is it all a charade?

In my day it was - are you a tit or a leg man - neither -  gimme a good ars every time - aaaah

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49 minutes ago, Morgan said:

David is from Ireland.

 

 

 

Correction, he's from Northern Ireland, just remember what happened v Killie a few years back.

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16 minutes ago, Berrassobad said:

In my day it was - are you a tit or a leg man - neither -  gimme a good ars every time - aaaah

 

I'll be honest, in my day, which is now, women are the devil, I just want to be left alone. 😂

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5 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said:

 

I'll be honest, in my day, which is now, women are the devil, I just want to be left alone. 😂

free bus pass though - no all bad

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4 minutes ago, Berrassobad said:

free bus pass though - no all bad

 

I'm far too impatient for that. 

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Just now, henrysmithsgloves said:

🤣

The Necrophiliacs Haiku;

 

So, fed up with foreplay

and all that palaver?

 

Shag a cadaver.

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10 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

Quite, but you've to look at it the rest of the time, just think about living with Neil Lennon's twin sister, she could a body like Salma Hayek, but having to look at that pus between rides 🤢🤮

That's why doggystyle was invented.

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10 hours ago, Doctor FinnBarr said:

 

Correction, he's from Northern Ireland, just remember what happened v Killie a few years back.

Oh what happened at killie a few years back 😳

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11 hours ago, Generic Username said:

 

Probably a good idea to not type out every insane thought that pops into your head.

Sorry x

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13 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

Face first, got to be a pretty face.

You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire

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15 hours ago, Greedy Jambo said:

 

I'm with you there, bro, but it's a 3 point plan, arse, boobs, face. 

What are you willing to negotiate on? You're not getting all 3 these days. 

 

😂 I like feet  🦶 my ex had size 3😋 having said that her boobies were nice too.

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Boob man all the way however they need to match the body.

 

For example Zendaya and Natalie Portman are both incredibly attractive but small breasts. These are perfect however their frames would look silly with big tits.

 

Liz Hurley. Absolutely stunning with great tits. Wouldn’t be as sexually appealing with small boobs. 

 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Vlad Magic said:

Boob man all the way however they need to match the body.

 

For example Zendaya and Natalie Portman are both incredibly attractive but small breasts. These are perfect however their frames would look silly with big tits.

 

Liz Hurley. Absolutely stunning with great tits. Wouldn’t be as sexually appealing with small boobs. 

 

 

 

 

What about the gorgeous Christina Hendricks. ? Shes a big curvy woman . 

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10 hours ago, Seaside Dave said:

Oh what happened at killie a few years back 😳

 

It was at Tynie, NI player for Killie was called an Irish barsteward by someone, he shouted back at the guy saying he was Northern Irish. Went to plod and IIRC the guy was lifted and banned.

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23 minutes ago, Doctor FinnBarr said:

 

It was at Tynie, NI player for Killie was called an Irish barsteward by someone, he shouted back at the guy saying he was Northern Irish. Went to plod and IIRC the guy was lifted and banned.

Oh I should get them involved then on Morgan is that what you're telling me 🤣🤣🤣

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