Morgan Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 I read the results of a survey about this today. Here are some of the most hated things: Dark mornings. Slipping on ice. Getting out of a warm bed. Having a cold face. Christmas TV adverts. Paper hats. Having to pretend that you actually like Christmas. And, unlocking your phone with gloves on. Any more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 (edited) Not having exited children around doing your box in... Edited December 21, 2023 by OBE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 miserable ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 (edited) Christmas shopping, I ****in hate it, got what I'm getting bought today, ****in nightmare, even my son says he's never going Christmas shopping with me ever again, it's ****in shite, Preston is a ****in shite hole, Lancaster is a ****in shite hole, both are full of ****in shite shops selling shite staffed by ****in retards wearing shite Christmas jumpers, cheery *****🤬 *Edit* After Eights are ****in shite now too. 🤬 Edited December 21, 2023 by Dawnrazor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 I'm in my 50s now. When I fall on the ice it hurts. And I stay on a steep hill. I'd rather hibernate and get up in the Spring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 9 minutes ago, OBE said: Not having exited children around doing your box in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Christmas shopping, I ****in hate it, got what I'm getting bought today, ****in nightmare, even my son says he's never going Christmas shopping with me ever again, it's ****in shite, Preston is a ****in shite hole, Lancaster is a ****in shite hole, both are full of ****in shite shops selling shite staffed by ****in retards wearing shite Christmas jumpers, cheery *****🤬 Amazon vouchers for all. Haven't been Xmas shopping for well over 10 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Just now, Bull's-eye said: Amazon vouchers for all. Haven't been Xmas shopping for well over 10 years. That's the way from now on, I ****in hate shopping, I nearly bought the wife a 50 quid gift voucher for a very seedy looking tattoo parlour just to cheer myself up, my son said she wouldn't appreciate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Christmas shopping, I ****in hate it, got what I'm getting bought today, ****in nightmare, even my son says he's never going Christmas shopping with me ever again, it's ****in shite, Preston is a ****in shite hole, Lancaster is a ****in shite hole, both are full of ****in shite shops selling shite staffed by ****in retards wearing shite Christmas jumpers, cheery *****🤬 It's all fecking Xmas temps in the shops too. They're all fecking hopeless. Ask them where anything is and they're fecking clueless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 19 minutes ago, Morgan said: I read the results of a survey about this today. Here are some of the most hated things: Dark mornings. Slipping on ice. Getting out of a warm bed. Having a cold face. Christmas TV adverts. Paper hats. Having to pretend that you actually like Christmas. And, unlocking your phone with gloves on. Any more? The lack of daylight. The mornings don't really bother me, but an extra hour or two of light in the evening would be nice. The other stuff doesn't trouble me all that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Just now, Marvin said: It's all fecking Xmas temps in the shops too. They're all fecking hopeless. Ask them where anything is and they're fecking clueless. Aye, *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Christmas is shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Just now, Ulysses said: The lack of daylight. The mornings don't really bother me, but an extra hour or two of light in the evening would be nice. The other stuff doesn't trouble me all that much. I'm the same. Now away for another lie down as agreeing with Ulysses far to often these days😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: That's the way from now on, I ****in hate shopping, I nearly bought the wife a 50 quid gift voucher for a very seedy looking tattoo parlour just to cheer myself up, my son said she wouldn't appreciate it. Keep an eye on what everyone is spending on Vouchers this year. Then just up the amount for next year slightly so you spend the most. Makes everyone else feel Shit and makes you the top mutley. Also blackmails a few into reciprocating so in general your get your money back as an added bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: Keep an eye on what everyone is spending on Vouchers this year. Then just up the amount for next year slightly so you spend the most. Makes everyone else feel Shit and makes you the top mutley. Also blackmails a few into reciprocating so in general your get your money back as an added bonus. 👏👍 Edited December 21, 2023 by Dawnrazor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 The weather really. The panic of people in shops is annoying too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Wife shopping like the apocalypse is due🤬🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Shan weather Religious bull**** Constantly dark Pain in the arse to travel anywhere The crass commercialisation Bad music The amount of waste (needless lighting displays, packaging etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdy Doody Jambo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 25 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Christmas shopping, I ****in hate it, got what I'm getting bought today, ****in nightmare, even my son says he's never going Christmas shopping with me ever again, it's ****in shite, Preston is a ****in shite hole, Lancaster is a ****in shite hole, both are full of ****in shite shops selling shite staffed by ****in retards wearing shite Christmas jumpers, cheery *****🤬 *Edit* After Eights are ****in shite now too. 🤬 It's the same in Edinburgho with all the shite Christmas music playing non stop on an effin loop , shitty Christmas markets, probably aboot 45 quid for 2 hot drinks ootside in the freezing 🥶 cald , people going radge in supermarkets sweeping up all the shite as if there is no tomorrow, huge queues at checkooots and you always pick the wrong one when you get to the front and the bell dings " could you check the price on these crackers" and the joke's you get in them what's that all about, what's Santa's favourite garden tool ? Ho ho ho or what's the difference between a snowman ☃️ and a snow woman ? Snowballs sends me roond the bend, it's all pish and you get presents you never use or need like my mother in-law got me year's ago the snow track matt when you get stuck 😂 then the wife goes is that all I'm getting which costa packet It's snow ❄️ that bad Enjoy it will soon be over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 50 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Christmas shopping, I ****in hate it, got what I'm getting bought today, ****in nightmare, even my son says he's never going Christmas shopping with me ever again, it's ****in shite, Preston is a ****in shite hole, Lancaster is a ****in shite hole, both are full of ****in shite shops selling shite staffed by ****in retards wearing shite Christmas jumpers, cheery *****🤬 *Edit* After Eights are ****in shite now too. 🤬 37 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: Keep an eye on what everyone is spending on Vouchers this year. Then just up the amount for next year slightly so you spend the most. Makes everyone else feel Shit and makes you the top mutley. Also blackmails a few into reciprocating so in general your get your money back as an added bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 53 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Christmas shopping, I ****in hate it, got what I'm getting bought today, ****in nightmare, even my son says he's never going Christmas shopping with me ever again, it's ****in shite, Preston is a ****in shite hole, Lancaster is a ****in shite hole, both are full of ****in shite shops selling shite staffed by ****in retards wearing shite Christmas jumpers, cheery *****🤬 *Edit* After Eights are ****in shite now too. 🤬 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 7 minutes ago, Howdy Doody Jambo said: shitty Christmas markets In the unlikely event I ever become a dictator I would gather the identities of people who visit these things then slowly have them bumped off throughout the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdy Doody Jambo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Just now, Des Lynam said: In the unlikely event I ever become a dictator I would gather the identities of people who visit these things then slowly have them bumped off throughout the year. We could all just throw snowballs at them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 **** me. You lot need visited by three ghosts Mon the Christmas 🎅 🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joondalupjambo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Most annoying thing now about Christmas is not being able to look forward to a New Year's Day derby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Love Christmas, but absolutely hate the rest of winter. January and February are cold, dark and miserable. I can't even get motivated to get up in the morning, having S.A.D doesn't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 hour ago, John Findlay said: I'm the same. Now away for another lie down as agreeing with Ulysses far to often these days😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueRiver Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 The panic and rush in the build-up. It feels pretty unnecessary. As others have alluded to folk shopping for food like there'd an apocalypse inbound. The never ending pressure to be social and spend money. Folk moaning about the weather. I get it, its raining or its cold but now shut up and stop rambling about it. It's the way winter is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said: miserable ***** Meeee? The question was, what do you hate, particularly around Xmas. Answer:- not having children around doing your box in. Meaning, I miss not having them around...😔 My Daughter & Son someday might fix that...🤞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Everything and everybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joan SA Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 12 minutes ago, OBE said: Meeee? The question was, what do you hate, particularly around Xmas. Answer:- not having children around doing your box in. Meaning, I miss not having them around...😔 My Daughter & Son someday might fix that...🤞 My laddie is nearly 13 and so no longer believes. Preferred it when he did. Fortunately, we’ve got the grandkids (4 and 6) coming over for Christmas Day. So makes up for it a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 (edited) 36 minutes ago, iantjambo said: **** me. You lot need visited by three ghosts Mon the Christmas 🎅 🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅 It’s four ghosts. 😉 Edited December 21, 2023 by Des Lynam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, Des Lynam said: It’s four ghosts. 😉 Five if you watch Muppets Christmas Carol, smartarse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Being forced to do things, like buy presents and go to people's houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Des Lynam said: It’s four ghosts. 😉 Actually it’s spirits. Apart from Jacob Marley. Who is a ghost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: Five if you watch Muppets Christmas Carol, smartarse See my post above. Smartarse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeNoWp8y/ 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Not long until this gargabe is over .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Not being able to play golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 On the bright side, the daylight hours lengthen from today.... 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 2 hours ago, iantjambo said: My laddie is nearly 13 and so no longer believes. Preferred it when he did. Fortunately, we’ve got the grandkids (4 and 6) coming over for Christmas Day. So makes up for it a bit. Your grandkids are Christmas, have a great day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 3 hours ago, Ulysses said: The lack of daylight. The mornings don't really bother me, but an extra hour or two of light in the evening would be nice. The other stuff doesn't trouble me all that much. Winter solstice tomorrow. Lighter nights from here on in 👍(albeit by about 3 minutes per day😂). Clocks will be going forward before we know it. Then it’ll be time to cut the grass again, then get the paddling pool out for the kids and drink cold beer in the garden. Time passes so quickly but I like all the seasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 2 hours ago, iantjambo said: My laddie is nearly 13 and so no longer believes. Preferred it when he did. Fortunately, we’ve got the grandkids (4 and 6) coming over for Christmas Day. So makes up for it a bit. Fair play to your laddie. 12 years old and a father of two😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 28 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said: Not long until this gargabe is over .. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 7 minutes ago, OBE said: Your grandkids are Christmas, have a great day. It’s great fun having them over. I get full them full of chocolate and other shite and then they can go home with their parents and they can deal with the sugar rush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, PaddysBar said: Fair play to your laddie. 12 years old and a father of two😂 He’s quite the lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 14 minutes ago, PaddysBar said: Winter solstice tomorrow. Lighter nights from here on in 👍(albeit by about 3 minutes per day😂). Clocks will be going forward before we know it. Then it’ll be time to cut the grass again, then get the paddling pool out for the kids and drink cold beer in the garden. Time passes so quickly but I like all the seasons. Aye, then it'll be ****in Christmas again before you know it 🤬🤬🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Aye, then it'll be ****in Christmas again before you know it 🤬🤬🤬 Oh aye😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Aye, then it'll be ****in Christmas again before you know it 🤬🤬🤬 Every silver lining has a cloud 🥺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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