been here before Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 "A top supermarket chain has launched a deodorant gift box ahead of Christmas featuring a scent "inspired by the eclectic community of Edinburgh’s Leith district". The collection takes inspiration from best-selling store locations for the range, which also include Hull and Peckham. Described on the box as an eclectic aroma that reflects the area’s sense of community spirit and perseverance, with an undercurrent of its industrious roots. Not to forget its artistic flair, fresh sea air, locally baked sourdough, booze-soaked beer mats and friendly dugs aplenty - this one really is not to be ‘mist’.". https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/best-in-edinburgh/lidl-launches-deodorant-scent-inspired-28202564 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Fags and Kestrel lager undertones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Cheese and onion, mixed with a faint smell of pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 ‘With effluvious undernotes of Buckfast, Sister pee and singed cutlery’ Buy now - 25p per Litre. 💩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 I have an Amazon platinum VIP account which guarantees delivery of any item within an hour so, I decided to order one of these boxes as I’m curious…… This came through the door 5 minutes ago: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 24 minutes ago, Morgan said: ‘With effluvious undernotes of Buckfast, Sister pee and singed cutlery’ Buy now - 25p per Litre. 💩 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazo Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 49 minutes ago, tian447 said: Cheese and onion, mixed with a faint smell of pish. Faint smell ? Not bringing out an Eau de Parfum version then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 52 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said: I have an Amazon platinum VIP account which guarantees delivery of any item within an hour so, I decided to order one of these boxes as I’m curious…… This came through the door 5 minutes ago: £6.99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 (edited) Old Milk or Brute Edited November 30, 2023 by Spellczech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Long boiled cabbage and decomposing ribs, with essences of P15hy Pat and skunk (both kinds). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside jambo Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 The smell of underachieving,dissatisfied, broken willed , losers, with the hint of jealousy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 22 minutes ago, Seaside jambo said: The smell of underachieving,dissatisfied, broken willed , losers, with the hint of jealousy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day@theraces Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Faint smell of BO and smack burning on foil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackal Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 4 hours ago, highlandjambo3 said: I have an Amazon platinum VIP account which guarantees delivery of any item within an hour so, I decided to order one of these boxes as I’m curious…… This came through the door 5 minutes ago: Is that the roll on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Seafield sewage works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 10 minutes ago, jackal said: Is that the roll on? No…..it’s aresashol 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart500 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 16 hours ago, Ked said: Seafield sewage works. Seafield sewage works apparently tried to prevent Hibernian building a stadium nearby as it would lower the tone of the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 5 hours ago, stuart500 said: Seafield sewage works apparently tried to prevent Hibernian building a stadium nearby as it would lower the tone of the area. 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 5 hours ago, stuart500 said: Seafield sewage works apparently tried to prevent Hibernian building a stadium nearby as it would lower the tone of the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australis Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 BO and stale pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Villiers Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 I see LIDL are set to release a deodorant which is designed to smell like the Port of Leith. What the hell's that supposed to smell like? I wonder if Hibees will ditch their Scent of Seafield this Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 4 minutes ago, Ronald Villiers said: I see LIDL are set to release a deodorant which is designed to smell like the Port of Leith. What the hell's that supposed to smell like? I wonder if Hibees will ditch their Scent of Seafield this Christmas. I'm lead to believe that it is currently being sold in Peebles too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted December 7, 2023 Author Share Posted December 7, 2023 42 minutes ago, Ronald Villiers said: I see LIDL are set to release a deodorant which is designed to smell like the Port of Leith. What the hell's that supposed to smell like? I wonder if Hibees will ditch their Scent of Seafield this Christmas. Is there a Lidl in Peebles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzbomb1958 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Smells of vermin piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Smells like teens drinking spirits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Low tide next to the fish processors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 28 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: Low tide next to the fish processors. AKA Scent du Jane Park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 It's probably just a mix of Lynx deoderant mixed with junk from a skunk and whatever they could scrape out of a sticky pub carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Villiers Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 19 hours ago, been here before said: Is there a Lidl in Peebles? 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Villiers Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 19 hours ago, R9. said: You will smell like Leigh Griffiths knob. 🤣 The smell of numerous skanks, with a hint of cheese and onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 30/11/2023 at 14:06, been here before said: "A top supermarket chain has launched a deodorant gift box ahead of Christmas featuring a scent "inspired by the eclectic community of Edinburgh’s Leith district". The collection takes inspiration from best-selling store locations for the range, which also include Hull and Peckham. Described on the box as an eclectic aroma that reflects the area’s sense of community spirit and perseverance, with an undercurrent of its industrious roots. Not to forget its artistic flair, fresh sea air, locally baked sourdough, booze-soaked beer mats and friendly dugs aplenty - this one really is not to be ‘mist’.". https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/best-in-edinburgh/lidl-launches-deodorant-scent-inspired-28202564 Is that the stale piss and puke mixed in with a hint of Buckfast scent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jazz Emu Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 My dad tells me that there was a character in an Irvine Welsh book called Dove. I have bought a deodorant called Dove in Superdrug. Superdrug is a terrible chemist. Is this a Leith product? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 This is one of the most Hibs things i've read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfan Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Entered the Draw ..... and won a box. 😂🤣😂 "Congratulations, you have been randomly selected to receive a limited-edition pack of Lidl Cien Bodyspray Giftsets! The 4 pack of Lidl’s limited edition Cien Bodysprays, inspired by bestselling locations throughout GB, has been posted today, to the details previously shared by you via email, and will hopefully arrive shortly." Superb. Will smell of Leith soon. 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, heartsfan said: Entered the Draw ..... and won a box. 😂🤣😂 "Congratulations, you have been randomly selected to receive a limited-edition pack of Lidl Cien Bodyspray Giftsets! The 4 pack of Lidl’s limited edition Cien Bodysprays, inspired by bestselling locations throughout GB, has been posted today, to the details previously shared by you via email, and will hopefully arrive shortly." Superb. Will smell of Leith soon. 😜 Congrats 🎉👏 If I smell, shite, fags, bevvy, b.o., pish and sick, I'll know you've just walked by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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