The best goal we have ever conceded

[Oda be a JT]

12 hours ago, BlueRiver said:

The one that Griffiths didn't get awarded. ****ing superb and made even better by "no goal". 

This was the one I was going to say too, was a screamer made funny by the fact he/they didn’t get it!

[jimbojambo]

Andy Ritchie scored for Morton with a free kick from an impossible angle when Morton including Mark MacGhee beat us 5-3 in the early 80s. We had a big rivalry with Morton back then and many memorable battles between the fans and the teams. 

[John Findlay]

16 minutes ago, jimbojambo said:

Andy Ritchie scored for Morton with a free kick from an impossible angle when Morton including Mark MacGhee beat us 5-3 in the early 80s. We had a big rivalry with Morton back then and many memorable battles between the fans and the teams. 

I think that was the 77/78 season at Cappielow. We had beaten them 3-0 in a league cup game at Tynecastle, when Eammon Bannon scored a cracking free kick for us that night. Andy Ritchie was a cracking player for them.

[Scott980612]

Riera Bordeaux. 
 
Unbelievable goal 

[redjambo]

The penalty that Dean Shiels scored against Craig Gordon. For the aftermath.

[martoon]

1 hour ago, jimbojambo said:

Andy Ritchie scored for Morton with a free kick from an impossible angle when Morton including Mark MacGhee beat us 5-3 in the early 80s. We had a big rivalry with Morton back then and many memorable battles between the fans and the teams. 

 

1 hour ago, John Findlay said:

I think that was the 77/78 season at Cappielow. We had beaten them 3-0 in a league cup game at Tynecastle, when Eammon Bannon scored a cracking free kick for us that night. Andy Ritchie was a cracking player for them.

 

Every other game was vs. Morton between 1977-81. 😉

 

 

Ps. Thanks London Hearts 

Edited November 18, 2023 by martoon

[John Findlay]

2 minutes ago, martoon said:

 

 

Every other game was vs. Morton between 1977-81. 😉

 

I knew the old memory still had it. Was at both games as a then 14 and half yrs old. Away game on the SCAB(Stockbridge, Craigleith, and Blackhall) supporters bus.

[Samuel Camazzola]

The best and most enjoyable ones we've conceded are the disallowed ones. 

 

Griffiths and Oli Shaw come to mind. 👍 

[martoon]

Just now, John Findlay said:

I knew the old memory still had it. Was at both games as a then 14 and half yrs old. Away game on the SCAB(Stockbridge, Craigleith, and Blackhall) supporters bus.

 

I was at quite a few of the Tynecastle meetings. I was aged 9-13 during that time.

[Star Lizard]

12 hours ago, The Black Prince said:

That's what I love about this site - proper football fans able to appreciate the beauty of the game despite their own partisanship.

 

Imagine this thread on the Rangers site... the place would ****ing explode.

Makes me want to hurl in all honesty but to each their own 

[Star Lizard]

14 hours ago, BlueRiver said:

The one that Griffiths didn't get awarded. ****ing superb and made even better by "no goal". 

This one

[Star Lizard]

Dont even know what they were complaining about , never over the line 

[Cut The Crap]

49 minutes ago, Sooks said:

Dont even know what they were complaining about , never over the line 

That angle makes it look touch and go but in real time it was clear it was never a goal. 

[Star Lizard]

3 minutes ago, Cut The Crap said:

That angle makes it look touch and go but in real time it was clear it was never a goal. 

Totally . True what they say about still images being deceptive 

[the posh bit]

5 hours ago, R9. said:

Everyone would be getting called a “FC” unless they can prove it by providing there birth certificate passports or showing there love for England the Queen and Hatred of Ireland 

 

There's quite a few absolute melts having a proper girly hissie-fit on this thread, tbh. 😁

[boag1874]

19 hours ago, white-goodman said:

Connor Ronan for St Mirren must be in with a shout

That for me, ridiculous stuff to even try it

[Samuel Camazzola]

1 hour ago, Sooks said:

Totally . True what they say about still images being deceptive 

Got to take the curvature of the ball into consideration too. 

[Star Lizard]

18 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

Got to take the curvature of the ball into consideration too. 

Exactly and the light refraction from the wet grass 

[Deodato]

20 hours ago, rudi must stay said:

Petrov's goal v Hearts in 2006/07 for me 

You got a video of that one?

 

I remember a Hearts v French team (from the south) where this player did a volley in the first half and shut us all up for the rest of the game. "Go easy on us" was the shared emotion. Cannae mind who. 

[rudi must stay]

3 minutes ago, Deodato said:

You got a video of that one?

 

I remember a Hearts v French team (from the south) where this player did a volley in the first half and shut us all up for the rest of the game. "Go easy on us" was the shared emotion. Cannae mind who. 

 

Dont know how to link on my mobile

 

Hopefully someone does its a nice goal

[Star Lizard]

1 minute ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Dont know how to link on my mobile

 

Hopefully someone does its a nice goal

I do hope so , cant wait to see it again . Hopefully plenty shots of the crowd all sad and disappointed  

[Penrices left boot]

2 hours ago, Cut The Crap said:

That angle makes it look touch and go but in real time it was clear it was never a goal. 

 

[Deodato]

7 minutes ago, Sooks said:

I do hope so , cant wait to see it again . Hopefully plenty shots of the crowd all sad and disappointed  

 

Time stamped. fuzzy as feck 

 

 

[Star Lizard]

7 minutes ago, Deodato said:

 

Time stamped. fuzzy as feck 

 

 

Damn I was looking forward to marvelling at it so much as well  

[Hansel]

Gary Smith OG in the derby

https://youtu.be/El9gWOGQMjA?feature=shared

Edited November 18, 2023 by Hansel

[Star Lizard]

Just now, Hansel said:

Gary Smith OG in the derby

Ormans was okay too 

[Hansel]

12 minutes ago, Sooks said:

Ormans was okay too 

True 👍 

[Penrices left boot]

7 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Not even close. The whole ball needs to cross the line. 

 

Agreed.

[Rick Sanchez]

My arse had just planted on my seat when Riera scored 😭

[Tommy Brown]

10 hours ago, Homme said:

 

That's how I remember it too. Think he was out pretty wide but it was a deliberate strike into the top bins from maybe 30-35 yards.

 

I did have a look for the goal but haven't been able to find a video.

https://www.londonhearts.com/scores/games/200901241.html

It was cracking free kick.

Couldn't remember if we had won or lost 3-2. But we won with a good Kingston free kick.

We had been beaten 3-2 by ICT at Tyney a few years earlier.

[Toxteth O'Grady]

I remember the Heats fans applauding a late consolation goal by Brian Rice at Easter Road when we won 3-1

[Bunny Munro]

39 minutes ago, Tommy Brown said:

https://www.londonhearts.com/scores/games/200901241.html

It was cracking free kick.

Couldn't remember if we had won or lost 3-2. But we won with a good Kingston free kick.

We had been beaten 3-2 by ICT at Tyney a few years earlier.

Came to say this aswell.

We released a 'season review' dvd that year and it was the only 'away team's goal we showed.

[Bunny Munro]

3 hours ago, Bazzas right boot said:

 

The best thing about this was the next (was it next?) Derby when Cowie did exactly the same thing and it was given.

 

And Craig Leveins comments "part of me hoped it hadn't crossed the line"

 

Wee Neil was fuming 🤣🤣🤣

[Tommy Brown]

Just now, Bunny Munro said:

Came to say this aswell.

We released a 'season review' dvd that year and it was the only 'away team's goal we showed.

I was ST in Upper N at time.

It was just one of those "****ing hell!" Goals.

[loveofthegame]

23 hours ago, Mr Rabbit said:

Riera, who ended up at Liverpool, for Bordeaux in the UEFA cup.

First one that sprung to mind.

[ford donald]

7 hours ago, Sooks said:

Dont even know what they were complaining about , never over the line 

I remember winding a hibs supporter up,told him the camera angle is not straight,its taken at a angle,so the ball looks

like it has crossed the line,took him a wee while to realise i was winding him up,shame.

[the posh bit]

11 hours ago, Marvin said:

 

Here's one I have always appreciated...

 

https://youtu.be/uGY_eUMlkSQ?si=gIWZwO9-TyiP19Qe

 

The best goal I have ever seen. Incredible. 

 

[the posh bit]

Just now, ford donald said:

I remember winding a hibs supporter up,told him the camera angle is not straight,its taken at a angle,so the ball looks

like it has crossed the line,took him a wee while to realise i was winding him up,shame.

 

I remember sitting behind two Hibs fans watching it on their phones on the bus after the match ending myself at how angry they were. They knew too 😁

[I P Knightley]

8 hours ago, Sooks said:

Dont even know what they were complaining about , never over the line 

From certain angles, looking at a 3D sphere and a 2D straight line in a 2D image can give some the impression that none of the sphere is level with the line. 

The only thing we can rely on in these instances is the scoreboard. 

[Star Lizard]

32 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

From certain angles, looking at a 3D sphere and a 2D straight line in a 2D image can give some the impression that none of the sphere is level with the line. 

The only thing we can rely on in these instances is the scoreboard. 

Exactly . I can see how a biased Hibs supporter could think that the ball was over the line but lets be honest here , it is pretty inconclusive 

[TorinoJambo]

On 17/11/2023 at 20:39, colinmaroon said:

 

On par with Augenthaler (spelling) Bayern away. 

 

spelling absolutely spot on mein freund.

[EH11 2NL]

1 thing you can guarantee is it wasn't a Hibs *****. Something they cannot claim about Hearts thanks to Mr Ozturk 

[Penrices left boot]

17 hours ago, Bunny Munro said:

The best thing about this was the next (was it next?) Derby when Cowie did exactly the same thing and it was given.

 

And Craig Leveins comments "part of me hoped it hadn't crossed the line"

 

Wee Neil was fuming 🤣🤣🤣

 

It was... satisfying!

[naeclue]

The Jordan Foster goal in the relegation party* derby was a favourite.
 

Disallowed in a marginal offside call.

 

 

* party in the sense of forming a relegation party

[Diehardjambo1]

On 17/11/2023 at 21:56, BlueRiver said:

The one that Griffiths didn't get awarded. ****ing superb and made even better by "no goal". 

This 😂

[Dsjambo]

I have a mental block. I can’t remember any of them, why would I want to?

[gregzy2k7]

Can't remember who it was but one of the Tottenham goals when they battered us a Tynie was pretty decent? Bale or Defoe? 

[TexasAndy]

Probably the toughest question ever.  As I delve through my memories I will probably come up with many alternatives but the one that jumped in to my head first was Gazzas first goal in the 4-3 League cup final.  We had got back to 2-2 and looked like getting on top when he just took the game by the scruff.  

[i8hibsh]

**** me, an all time new low for JKB.

 

 

**** every non Hearts fan, **** every other club and certainly every goal we have ever conceded can **** right off.

 

Kickback has become a cross between vegan weekly, mumsnet and pie'n'bovril.

 

 

[Pans Jambo]

I seem to recall Mark Hateley scoring an absolute ripper against us at Tynecastle. Don't ask me when though.

 

Rangers were shooting towards the Gorgie end and Hateley picked up the ball around the half way line next to the dugouts, passed a couple of Hearts players, looked up and seen Henry off his line and he just leathered it from about 30 - 35 yards and it flew passed big Henry before he even knew what was happening.

 

I hate rangers but that goal was a thing of beauty.