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Percival King
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So, for almost 50 years I've believed that there's no greater football club name than Heart of Midlothian. Then I pick up the latest issue of When Saturday Comes, there's an article on the American Soccer League in season 1926-27 and there's teams called:

 

Springfield Babes

Fall River Marksmen

Boston Wonder Workers

Providence Clamdiggers  

Newark Skeeters

Indiana Flooring

 

None as good as Heart of Midlothian but all better than Motherwell or Dundee or Kilmarnock or Cowdenbeath........

 

 

 

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William H. Bonney
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Can’t beat deportivo wanka 

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Naming a team after the city/town lacks imagination

 

:kirk:

 

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Heart of Midlothian is easily the best, followed in second place by Queen of the South. 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, tian447 said:

Heart of Midlothian is easily the best, followed in second place by Queen of the South. 

 

 

This

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Inverness Caledonian Thistle and Civil Service Strollers are 2 other good names up here. 

 

ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ
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Spartans!

ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ
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Oh, and I always liked Albion Rovers, it's like being called City United or something.

mickycameron98
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Inverurie Loco Works.                                        

Banks O'Dee

 

 

 

 

 

 

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44 minutes ago, tian447 said:

Heart of Midlothian is easily the best, followed in second place by Queen of the South. 

 

 

Correct

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Heart of Midlothian is the greatest name. It's just a beautiful and classy name. 

Queen of the South isn't a bad one either though.

Posted (edited)

"Dukla Pumpherston" always made me smile.

and "Golden Bush " always had a certain attraction to it

😲

Edited by merrymac
Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, merrymac said:

"Dukla Pumpherston" always made me smile.

and "Golden Bush " always had a certain attraction to it

😲

Rolls off the tongue

Edited by Hearts007
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There is none better than the Heart of Midlothian. Personal favourites are Inverness Clachnacuddin and Burntisland Shipyard.

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1 minute ago, Hearts007 said:

Rolls off the tongue

:thumbsup: better than sticking in the throat :yucky:

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Just now, merrymac said:

:thumbsup: better than sticking in the throat :yucky:

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8 minutes ago, **** the SPFL said:

Gala Fairydean 

Beat me to it.

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16 minutes ago, merrymac said:

"Dukla Pumpherston" always made me smile.

and "Golden Bush " always had a certain attraction to it

😲

In the same vane I think there was a team called 'Shaktar senseless'

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Always liked Lokomotive Leipzig.

Not as good as Heart of Midlothian obviously.

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Forres mechanics

Exile fae Main Street
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40 minutes ago, Tazio said:

A truly bizarre one is a former South African team that I’m won’t even type on here but it’s utterly baffling. 
 

https://www.news24.com/News24/Dangerous-Darkies-are-back-20021218

Utterly bizarre, and confirms that world has gone mad when you can't bring yourself to type a name! If you must ,put it I  inverted commas FFS!

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Hearts of Oak is a great football name. In fact the Ghana league have lots of teams with great names. 

11 Wonders

Dreams

Accra Lions

great olympics

 

 

 

 


 

 

Exile fae Main Street
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Anyway nothing can beat Heart of Midlothian.

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Kaiser Chiefs 

Hearts of Oak 

Grasshopper Zurich 

HeartsandonlyHearts
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I play in an over 50 league here In Massachusetts.

One of the teams from the town of Groton are called

Dirty Groton Scoundrels.

Posted (edited)

I seem to recall there were a few good amateur spoof names in the past, like...

 

Boca Seniors

Bayern Bru

AC A Little Silhouette of Milan

Edited by cb1874
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Young Boys for the Celtic establishment! 🤣

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Played for a pub team in Ipswich. The pub was The Eight Bells and was owned by an Italian boy. He called the football team Otto Campanelli which was hard to say whilst half pished on a Sunday morning 👍🏻

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1 hour ago, Smithee said:

Oh, and I always liked Albion Rovers, it's like being called City United or something.

A “Rover” is: 

a person who spends their time wandering.
"they became rovers who departed further and further from civilization"
 
Which got me thinking anout rangers. A “Ranger “ is:
a person in charge of managing and protecting part of a public forest. : a person in charge of managing and protecting part of a national park. : a soldier in the U.S. Army who has special training especially in fighting at close range.
 
What shite names!
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I always liked FC Sheriff Tiraspol more down to the fact they have a Sheriff's badge on their shirt.

 

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Maroon Sailor
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Bradford (Park Avenue) A.F.C.

 

Only club I know that has brackets

ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ
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6 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said:

A “Rover” is: 

a person who spends their time wandering.
"they became rovers who departed further and further from civilization"
 
Which got me thinking anout rangers. A “Ranger “ is:
a person in charge of managing and protecting part of a public forest. : a person in charge of managing and protecting part of a national park. : a soldier in the U.S. Army who has special training especially in fighting at close range.
 
What shite names!

Aye!

Never really thought about it, but aye!

 

I found out something today, I didn't know Hull's not a place, it's a river.

The place is called Kingston upon Hull, and the team is called Hull City.

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1 minute ago, Smithee said:

Aye!

Never really thought about it, but aye!

 

I found out something today, I didn't know Hull's not a place, it's a river.

The place is called Kingston upon Hull, and the team is called Hull City.

JKB is an excellent educational resource!

Posted (edited)

Heart of Midlothian obvs and I agree QotS second but Hawick Royal Albert and Auchinleck Talbot are pretty good too.

 

Edit (+ Civil Service Strollers)

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ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ
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43 minutes ago, Costanza said:

Always liked Lokomotive Leipzig.

Not as good as Heart of Midlothian obviously.

 

That was the Eastern bloc industry team thing, the Lokomotivs were railworker teams, the CSKAs were army teams, and the Dynamos were the state security structure, KGB, that type of thing

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1 minute ago, Smithee said:

 

That was the Eastern bloc industry team thing, the Lokomotivs were railworker teams, the CSKAs were army teams, and the Dynamos were the state security structure, KGB, that type of thing

I never knew that, Lokomotivs makes sense I guess. Every other day’s a school day on here 👍🏻

Footballfirst
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19 minutes ago, smiler said:

I never knew that, Lokomotivs makes sense I guess. Every other day’s a school day on here 👍🏻

There's one closer to home.

Inverurie Loco Works Football Club

 

The lower leagues have always had a range of attractive names, some floral tributes and others relating to their origins.

Dundonald Bluebell

Crossgates Primrose

Easthouses Lily

Dundee Violet

Bonnyrigg/Linlithgow Rose

Montrose Roselea

Newtongrange Star

Shotts Bon Accord

Craigmark Bruntonians

Maryhill/Lochee Harp

Kennoway Star Hearts

Lochgelly Albert 

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Konrad von Carstein
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1 hour ago, 1953 said:

In the same vane I think there was a team called 'Shaktar senseless'

 

:lol: x mullyins!

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