No Idle Talk Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 We all agree Valentine shags McGinley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 It's Magic you know There's gonna be Gorgie Aggro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Paddy Stanton is illegitimate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 When the pope was sitting on a parcel, why was his finger up his....? And why was he sitting on a parcel? And why was he in jail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Never really sang songs but the one about Bertie Auld and his hat made me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Morgan said: Get your t**ts out for the lads. Sung to the lady police officers. Also, for a wee while, "Wrong fecking man, you shot the wrong..." to cops around 1983/84. Edited December 25, 2021 by martoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1964m Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 When a opposite player was injured the chant ( dig a hole and bury him ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 9 hours ago, Tarland Jambo said: "Some poor monkeys got a Tony Mowberrys head", feel sorry for highlighting the poor monkey 🐒🤣 I think I started that. Posted it on the old BBC forum, long before I'd discovered this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 9 hours ago, Tarland Jambo said: "Some poor monkeys got a Tony Mowberrys head", feel sorry for highlighting the poor monkey 🐒🤣 My favourite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Glory glory what horrible way to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1964m Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 There’s gonna be a nasty accident your gonna home in a ambulance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 It's magic you know Hibees n jet ski's don't go. Not proud of that one now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr feelgood Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 (edited) An old one but a good one. Ain't got a barrel of money harpers fat and he,s funny thick as a plank harpers a ........ bye bye joe Edited December 25, 2021 by dr feelgood Not finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy the jambo Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 22 minutes ago, TypoonJambo said: Glory glory what horrible way to die Remember the game against Celtic in 1991 when we won 3-1 ,This song was constantly being chanted at half time in the shed for the full 15 minutes by a few groups,then everyone was singing it. second highlight of that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merseyjambo Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Again not a clever one now Eric Schaedler Bang, Bang, Bang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, Janbo1874 said: I mind one accusing Frank Mcgarveys wife of being of ill repute. And he being of gay tendencies. The one about Aidan mcgeady's interaction with a priest was below the belt. So to speak. Edited December 25, 2021 by Mister T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 9 hours ago, smiler said: Talking of Rangers fans, does anyone remember them singing to us ‘part time proddies, you’re just part time proddies, part time proddies....’? It didn’t happen often but not many folk of my vintage seem to recall it. I didn’t imagine it either btw. More tims than celtic was one of the responses they got back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 There's only 2 Mark Vidukas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 9 hours ago, GYL said: Their dirty and their smelly They come fae Portabelly The Blackley family Nah na nah na Nah na Nah na Repeat till bored I have many worse but could get barred 🤣 9 hours ago, JimmyCant said: You forgot They huvnae got a telly as a third line That one could be updated with so many variations. For example:- Their Da likes a wee sherry And drives whilst he is merry They come fae Broughty Ferry The Adam Family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyces beard Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Armageddon said: Edinbro is wonderful 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ 10 hours ago, jimmy the jambo said: Certainly is - Apart fae ??????? Hibs the Evening News and Hamilton Academical Oh Edinbro is wonderful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival King Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 I remember being in a packed pub in Basel, the whole place was singing a song about Toby Mowbray, Mark Venus and what Ian Murray was on a loop for what felt like hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock _turd Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands was popular for a time 😂. Come and have a go with the Gorgie aggaro an old fav along with the braying of PENIS, PENIS at a poor shot at goal 🤣 and the old favourite your a ******* referee or who's the mason in the black. Flags around the funnel is up there as an all time great but the all time best was and is Away up in Gorgie . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock _turd Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Morgan said: Get your t**ts out for the lads. Sung to the lady police officers. Aye and for a wee bit of change sung rapping stylee 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Let's not forget 'Davie Dodds, the Elephant Man' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EK JAMBO Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Seem to remember :- “Georgie Best superstar wears frilly knickers and a play playtex bra” or did I just make that up in my head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Glory glory what a helluva way to die. The last line being replaced with - to die a commy *******. Against Dukla Prague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1964m Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 If we go up if we go doon were gonna wreck your ****ing toon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1964m Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, merseyjambo said: Again not a clever one now Eric Schaedler Bang, Bang, Bang Remember that being sung at Clydebank away and Sandy Jardine ran across to the Hearts fans going crazy telling them to stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 There was a rather lovely song about Mickey weir sung by many a hearts fan. I’ll not post the lyrics. Also, and this one is shocking, but a song about mark walters to the tune of 5-4-3-2-1, the chocolate biscuit advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 16 minutes ago, j1964m said: Remember that being sung at Clydebank away and Sandy Jardine ran across to the Hearts fans going crazy telling them to stop Was it not a Boxing Day match at Tynecastle he did that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 12 hours ago, Morgan said: Get your t**ts out for the lads. Sung to the lady police officers. I've seen that done with female stewards, caterers or anyone female in the vicinity of the pitch back in the 80s or 90s. Definitely not acceptable nowadays or even back then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edramone Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 I recall the chant 'send your casuals, send your casuals, send your casuals over here' to the tune of Bread of Heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Never once did I sing the one about Frank McGarveys wife 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avhudtheteeshirt Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 He's gay he's bent His ar*e is up fir rent Mickey Weir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival King Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 If I had the wings of an eagle, If I had the a*** of a crow, I'd fly over Easter Road stadium And s*** on the b******* below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 (edited) Edit. Percival beat me to it and remembered the words. Edited December 25, 2021 by GinRummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 One shoe You’ve only got one shoe!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival King Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 You're Scheidt and you know you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival King Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 And I remember there was a different version of "Oh Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey Galloway" which I'm sure I heard after Billy McBungle paid half a million for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Percival King said: And I remember there was a different version of "Oh Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey Galloway" which I'm sure I heard after Billy McBungle paid half a million for him. Shitey, shitey 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1964m Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Clydebank sticks in my head for that but I am getting old 4 hours ago, davemclaren said: Was it not a Boxing Day match at Tynecastle he did that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Fox Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 16 hours ago, Rudy T said: Anyone for send the Hibees to Vietnam… ouch! “………………………. .. hallelujah, Peter Cormack's a ‘f——-g p—f, hallelujah……….. “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Fox Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 “Helloooooo helloooooooo, Busby & Ford Busby & Ford, ….. “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 17 hours ago, MES said: Says Bertie May To Bill Shankley Have you heard of the mid bank highbury Shanks said no, I don’t think so But I’ve heard of the Gorgie Boot Boys🤷♂️ I sing it with gusto at every away day. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowestjambo Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 (edited) Sung to the tune of Laurel & Hardy - Donald Ford, Donald Ford give us a goal , give us a goal, Donald Ford give us a goal, a goal, a goal, a goal repeat - with tune getting faster. Edited December 25, 2021 by gowestjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock _turd Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 18 hours ago, MES said: Says Bertie May To Bill Shankley Have you heard of the mid bank highbury Shanks said no, I don’t think so But I’ve heard of the Gorgie Boot Boys🤷♂️ Always thought it was the North bank Highbury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 10 hours ago, davemclaren said: Was it not a Boxing Day match at Tynecastle he did that? It was certainly in the Corner at Tynecastle but Boxing day? I thought it was a NY game v Vermin it happened. Could be wrong mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: It was certainly in the Corner at Tynecastle but Boxing day? I thought it was a NY game v Vermin it happened. Could be wrong mind. You could be right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordon simpson Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 2 hours ago, jock _turd said: Always thought it was the North bank Highbury? it sure was North Bank and Bertie Mee was the Arsenal manager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Again not politically correct but here goes. Standing at the corner with ma razor and chain along came a copper and he took ma name so ah kicked in the balls and ah kicked him in the head and now that copper is dead nah nah nah nah nah nah nah we are the Gorgie boot 🥾 boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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