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Sung at away games, at the segregation directed to the home support...

 

Will ye' come to Tynecastle will ye' ****

Will ye' come to Tynecastle Will ye' ****

Will ye' come to Tynecastle

Come to Tynecastle

Come to Tynecastle Will ye **** 

SHITEBAGS !

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Not heard this for years...

 

We'll walk a million miles,

for one of your goals

Oh Jaaaaaaaa aam Tarts

Oh Oh Oh Jaaaaaaaa aam Tarts

Smash the IRA

Jaaaaaaaa am Tarts !

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JamboBrisbane
14 hours ago, Morgan said:

The version I knew used a different word in your third line.

 

:qqb006:

Actually had a wee debate with myself  when writing that third line....settled for hibby instead😉

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Oh I do like to be beside the seaside 

Oh I do like to be beside the sea

With a hammer in ma hand

Smashing hibbys in the sand

Beside the seaside

Beside the sea

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FERRY HEARTS

We,ll see you all outside 

we,ll see you all outside 

WE,ll see you all we, ll see you all outside 

 

Or up at pittodrie

Send ur casuals over here 

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On 27/12/2021 at 21:44, davemclaren said:

Was it not ‘Bonjour, Bonjour… Je suis le Gorgie Garçons’ ?

 

 

That’s what my older Brother sang Dave ! I was to young to be allowed to travel to Paris 🥲 heard it was some trip 

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16 hours ago, dannymack said:

Forever and ever, 

We'll follow the Boys (Hearts)

The Edinburgh Jam Tarts, The Gorgie Boys,

For we won't be mastered 

BY WHOM 

By no Fenian *******,

We'll keep the Hearts flag flying high...

So bring on the Hibs the Celts the Rangers

Bring on the Spaniards by the score,

Barcelona Real Madrid

**** the Pope AND ALBERT KIDD 

'Cause we're out to show the world what we can do...

thats the only difference i recall 

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FERRY HEARTS
On 05/01/2022 at 20:49, Dougie51 said:

Were the best behaved supporters in the land when we win 

were a right shower of *******s when we lose 

Or Draw 

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Aussie Jambo

Two of my own favourites. 

(Not in anyway racist)

👉Who’s the ******* in the black👉Who’s the ******* in the black. (Repeat)

I for one would love to see this or another variant  of this song now. 

 

(Enter any team sang twice) 👉 come a head (team name) come ahead. 

Best example when we were beating Celtic at Parheed and Robbo got a high kick from Aitken that we thought killed him. Then they won with an extra 7 minutes added on top of extratime. 

All hearts fans that travelled midweek. 

👉Jungle jungle come ahead. Jungle come ahead. 👉 Hearts fans invaded pitch. Our bus windows got smashed. (Rutherford’s) all the boys steamed off the bus and kicked **** out of all the Celtic fans. Mucho fun for a teenager back then. 🤜💥🤪

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TyphoonJambo
10 minutes ago, JamboBrisbane said:

Come and have a go if you think your hard enough!

Hobo sister chat up line 

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Probably been said already but I still laugh every time I think about the line from the ‘some poor monkeys got tony mowbrays heid’ song:

…Tony Mowbray peels bananas with his feet…🎵 

🐵 🍌 🤣

 

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I remember chants of "Where's your country gone?" to Gordan Petric - probably mid 90's in his Dundee Utd days

 

The old "There's only one, Dennis Wyness. He used to be shite, but now he's alright" was amusing

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Aussie Jambo

Usually when the shed got rowdy. In came the cops. Immediately sang:

 

Who’s that cant with the helmet on .. Dixon Dixon

Who’s that cant with the helmet on Dixon Of Dockgreen. 

On the piss all day on the wife all night. 

Who’s that cant with the helmet on Dixon Of Dockgreen. 

 

Followed by z-cars theme ..

nah nah nah nahnah nah nah-nah.. scum!

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Why can't we sing "You're raking the buckets for something to eat. You find a dead rat and think it's a treat. In yer Easter Road slums (repeat)."? Always used to enjoy that. It can be changed to Glasgow slums when we play the OF too. 

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We've not sung White Christmas for a while either. Definitely need a return of the old ditties (the acceptable ones that is). 

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Drew Wallace

Walking along the Gorgie Rd swinging my chain 

Along came a hobo and he asked my name

So i kicked him in the baws and kicked him in the head

Now that hobo is dead

 

Youth songs eh 

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Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to **** the Hibs on New Years Day. 

 

Can you hear the Hearts fans sing the hibees ran away and John Blackley and his muppet men got ****ed on New Years Day. 

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35 minutes ago, Aussie Jambo said:

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to **** the Hibs on New Years Day. 

 

Can you hear the Hearts fans sing the hibees ran away and John Blackley and his muppet men got ****ed on New Years Day. 

Remember that well but with Alex miller 

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18 minutes ago, Drew Wallace said:

Remember that well but with Alex miller 

Just add any Hibs managers name. Still works. 😂

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Hibs spent a barrel of money.                         Joe Harper's as fat as he's funny.                 Hes as thick as a plank.                                   Just a wee w*ank                                           bye bye Joe ..   

 

Once a good player for Aberdeen he was fat and slow when he went to hibs in the mid 70's and we let them know with this wee ditty.                                                                                                                                                                 

 

 

 

 

 

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