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'UGAN-notbeserious!' - The Sun

 

'PSYCHO MAD VLAD?S LATEST PUPPET' ? Daily Record

 

'Holloway set to be named' - The Express

 

'Mixu goes for a wee nap: exclusive pics' ? Edinburgh Evening News

 

'Officious autocrat pursues furtive overseas journeyman for ominous soccer position' ? The Times

 

'Jodie Marsh in upskirt pic shocker falling out of nightclub' ? The Daily Sport

 

 

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'UGAN-notbeserious!' - The Sun

 

'PSYCHO MAD VLAD?S LATEST PUPPET' ? Daily Record

 

'Holloway set to be named' - The Express

 

'Mixu goes for a wee nap: exclusive pics' ? Edinburgh Evening News

 

'Officious autocrat pursues furtive overseas journeyman for ominous soccer position' ? The Times

 

'Jodie Marsh in upskirt pic shocker falling out of nightclub' ? The Daily Sport

 

 

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Shabby Csaba to join the mad vlada ? Daily Record

 

Edinburgh Brace For African Invasion' - Daily Mail

 

Fletcher sets sites on Brazil call up ? Edinburgh Evening News

 

England Rally in Late Fight Back' ? The Times

 

Burley; I had a 3 some with Princess Di and Bin Laden ? The Daily Sport

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Vlad back to work at Hearts after Csaba-tical

 

Not only is that some wonderful pun-age, but you are Tony Harrison and I love you. Ooooowwww, this is an aaaahtrage!

 

Well done.

 

ps, The East Lothian Courier: "Local man loses hat then finds it."

Banderson: "Vlad set chose 128% of all next season's ballboys in new shock interference debacle."

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pennantjambo

"Cranes boss lifted by a bunch of cROOKS" The Sun

 

"Shabba-Ranks himself Jumbo material" The Daily Star

 

"Ahm Hungary for success" The Daily Express

 

"He's just off on a Gorgie Mission" Kampala Herald

 

"Grief stricken huns attend Barry bedside vigil" Front, middle, and back pages of the Daily rankger

 

"UGAN ot B serious" The Tennis Times

 

"Season ticket holders invite non ST' to join the party" EEN

 

"For there's not a team like the gLASLO Jam Tarts" New song at Tynie

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Shabby Csaba to join the mad vlada ? Daily Record

 

Edinburgh Brace For African Invasion' - Daily Mail

 

Fletcher sets sites on Brazil call up ? Edinburgh Evening News

 

England Rally in Late Fight Back' ? The Times

 

Burley; I had a 3 some with Princess Di and Bin Laden ? The Daily Sport

 

Sir Barry out for four months - The Sun (4 page spread)

 

Monty 2 under - The Sun (by line)

 

Sir Barry out for five months - The Record (8 page spread)

 

Monty 1 Under - The Record (by line)

 

Barry Ferguson fit and raring to go - The Star

 

Kenny Miller ponders Rangers move - The Express

 

Fletcher and Ronaldo in possible swap deal - EEN (Banderson)

 

Csaba takes over at SPL club Heart of Midlothian - Ugandan Times

 

Pickybum in round buying sensation - The Daily Sport

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"Cranes boss lifted by a bunch of cROOKS" The Sun

 

"Shabba-Ranks himself Jumbo material" The Daily Star

 

"Ahm Hungary for success" The Daily Express

 

"He's just off on a Gorgie Mission" Kampala Herald

 

"Grief stricken huns attend Barry bedside vigil" Front, middle, and back pages of the Daily rankger

 

"UGAN ot B serious" The Tennis Times

 

"Season ticket holders invite non ST' to join the party" EEN

 

"For there's not a team like the gLASLO Jam Tarts" New song at Tynie

 

Some beauties in there.

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There will be no headlines. Except the EEN and I'm sure Gingerbaws Anderson will do a ridiculous article.

 

That's always assuming he signs on the dotted line.

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I wouldnt be suprised to wake upto headlines in the paper along the lines of:

 

More Heart-ache for Jambos: Csaba kb's Vlad.

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alwaysthereinspirit

An oldie but goodie.

"Ugandan boss declares himself King of Scotland" ;)

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Buffalo Bill

Daily Mail:

 

 

New Diana inquest: Was Vlad driving the white Fiat?

 

 

 

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pennantjambo
Daily Mail:

 

 

New Diana inquest: Was Vlad driving the white Fiat?

 

 

 

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No he was on the Vespa in front of the Merc shining a very bright torch into the eyes of Thierry-Henry-Paul, Paul Burrel was out wide on the wing looking to pick up the scraps

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jamboinglasgow

A free headline to any headline writer, "Its Csabatage as Hearts win"

 

Express, "Csaba was driving the white fiat"

 

Daily Rangers "how can he dump a national team job for a club?"

 

The Sun "Exclusive pictures of Casba spitting at Strachan."

 

EEN "Vlad will only give Csaba 81.3526363526352564653% control"

 

Daily Star "Ronaldo will move to Madrid today, honest."

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'UGAN-notbeserious!' - The Sun

 

'PSYCHO MAD VLAD’S LATEST PUPPET' – Daily Record

 

'Holloway set to be named' - The Express

 

'Mixu goes for a wee nap: exclusive pics' – Edinburgh Evening News

 

'Officious autocrat pursues furtive overseas journeyman for ominous soccer position' – The Times

 

'Jodie Marsh in upskirt pic shocker falling out of nightclub' – The Daily Sport

 

 

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Haha, the rest didn't live up to yours though.

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Geoff Kilpatrick

Daily Mail:

 

Will Hungarian immigrant affect Edinburgh house prices?

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