Best hibs insults

[EIEIO]

11 hours ago, jambo_jim said:

Always thought the Docksiders was quite a clever derogatory term. 

Could be used in a variety of professional settings and was just enough to get under their skin without anyone accusing you of being out of order 😉 🤣

A subtle one. I first heard fireworks Phil use it in an interview back in the day.

[millerjames398]

20 hours ago, sadj said:

Inbred sister fisting , spoonburning hobbits….

I like this..covers a multitude of their sins👏🏼😂🇱🇻

[PortyJambo]

22 hours ago, King Of The Cat Cafe said:

 

It has now got out of football and into the general population.  They will probably claim to be the first football club to introduce a new word into the English language.

 

It's made it into the literature world, so only a matter of time before it's in the Oxford dictionary

 

[millerjames398]

Dougray Scott's, before and after pictures at the 1-5 cup final, sort of sums the whole club up..delusions of grandeur before, then the hard hittin reality that there actually pure pish afterwards..those 2 pictures sum the club up as well as any name can😂🇱🇻

Edited September 1, 2021 by millerjames398
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[Commander lovemuscle]

i refer them as " GobShite"

[Marvin]

@jonnothejambo is the best at giving those fudgebuckets insults. Some if his slurs are quality. 

[Heartsofgold]

The swear filter will get this but mine is Hibernicunt (as is C U Next Tuesday). 

[jb102]

35 minutes ago, Heartsofgold said:

The swear filter will get this but mine is Hibernicunt (as is C U Next Tuesday). 

phuqueing worked a treat

[alwaysthereinspirit]

“Is that a #!bs top you’re wearing? It all makes perfect sense now”

[PortyBeach]

On 31/08/2021 at 14:51, Sherbet said:

Find it quite amusing that some posters on here are outraged at hello hello but find it acceptable to abuse and insult anything hibs...not that I disagree   but some on here have double standards

How many of those “outraged at hello, hello” have posted a Hibs insult on here?

Those decrying Hearts fans singing anti-Catholic songs don’t seem likely posters of childish insults, do they?

[Finbar Saunders]

9 hours ago, PortyBeach said:

How many of those “outraged at hello, hello” have posted a Hibs insult on here?

Those decrying Hearts fans singing anti-Catholic songs don’t seem likely posters of childish insults, do they?

 

Green spunkbuckets, does this fit in with your agenda?

[PortyBeach]

27 minutes ago, FinnBarr Saunders said:

 

Green spunkbuckets, does this fit in with your agenda?

Fnarr, fnarr. Perhaps you could explain what you think is my agenda?

[Finbar Saunders]

1 hour ago, PortyBeach said:

Fnarr, fnarr. Perhaps you could explain what you think is my agenda?

 

I've got no idea what your agenda is but you certainly seem to have one going by your statement.

[hearts at heart]

They are still waiting to see there team run round hampden with the cup.

I always mention it when 2016 gets mentioned. 

[PortyBeach]

1 hour ago, FinnBarr Saunders said:

 

I've got no idea what your agenda is but you certainly seem to have one going by your statement.

I merely asked “Sherbet” to substantiate his claim. I’m open to being proved wrong.

It seems to me there are too many instances of posters making bald claims without giving anything to support their comments.

Is that an agenda? If so, that’s my agenda.

[Japan Jambo]

On 31/08/2021 at 20:21, Wee Mikey said:

 

Indeed! Mind you, they are not all that difficult to spot. 😉

 

Who needs phrases when a picture tells a thousand words?

 

 

saw the first pic and my immediate reaction was jeez Lenny has let himself go.

[Sherbet]

4 hours ago, PortyBeach said:

I merely asked “Sherbet” to substantiate his claim. I’m open to being proved wrong.

It seems to me there are too many instances of posters making bald claims without giving anything to support their comments.

Is that an agenda? If so, that’s my agenda.

Agenda?? I was just passing comment

[PortyBeach]

4 hours ago, Sherbet said:

Agenda?? I was just passing comment

I realise that, mate. If you read the comments you’ll see I wasn’t accusing you of having an “agenda”.

[sauchiejambo]

I never mock Hibs fans, they have enough problems of their own. I prefer to treat them with sympathy for their unfortunate affliction.

[cookieboy]

Fester Rodents

Abbeyhill Billies

Sister Fisters 

[Sherbet]

12 hours ago, PortyBeach said:

I realise that, mate. If you read the comments you’ll see I wasn’t accusing you of having an “agenda”.

Sorry   I replied to wrong post

[PortyBeach]

4 hours ago, Sherbet said:

Sorry   I replied to wrong post

Easy done ☺️

[Wee Mikey]

Qualling, Fen-Sucked Malt-Worms ...

 

... And that's being kind. 🙃

[Wee Mikey]

Come to think of it, that ☝insult could be sung to the tune of 'Guantanamera'.

 

Qualling, Fen-Sucked Malt-Worms;

You're only Qualling, Fen-Sucked Malt-Worms;

Qualling, Fen-Sucked Malt-Worms;

You're only Qualling, Fen-Sucked Malt-Worms.

 

 

[Smoked-Glass]

Well hearts are the proddys and hibs are the Catholics. 

 

Must be some insults in there. 

[Pans Jambo]

38 minutes ago, Smoked-Glass said:

Well hearts are the proddys and hibs are the Catholics. 

 

Must be some insults in there. 

That should be written in the form it deserves....

 

Prodeez and Caffliks likesey eh!

[Wee Mikey]

1 hour ago, Smoked-Glass said:

Well hearts are the proddys and hibs are the Catholics. 

 

Must be some insults in there. 

 

33 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said:

That should be written in the form it deserves....

 

Prodeez and Caffliks likesey eh!

 

Methinks that we, as Hearts fans, should absolutely eschew such nonsense and leave it up to the morons to make total idiots of themselves. They need no help.

 

I wonder if any of the Wee Team's fans will turn up on Sunday emulating their cousins?

 

[Marvin]

On 31/08/2021 at 11:44, Smoked-Glass said:

It's been used in work settings too.  Oh I've hibsed it with this spreadsheet 😂 

 

Have said the same to my line manager after I hibsed a payment to one of my customer's.