Best hibs insults

[3fingersreid]

Needing a bit of cheering up so what’s the best funny/ insulting/nasty or derogatory name(s) you can come up with for them ?????

[lost in space]

You are a hibs fan. Thats enough.

[gorgieheart]

spoonburners !

[martoon]

As a wee boy in the 70s green slime was the worst I heard my dad call them.

 

He got more creative as I got older, though.

[Pans Jambo]

My favourite by far is simply referring to them as "the shite".

[martoon]

The Sergeys?

[rmreido]

Obviously before they won the cup

[martoon]

Lochend cockends.

[martoon]

Scuttlers.

 

But it was only really me and, occasionally, @Morganwho used it.

 

As in scuttling around in the darkest of corners, firing out emails and filth about Hearts. 

[Bozi]

Its best to ignore them as the irrelevance they are. I had a relative who asked why I was wearing something green, that they couldn't possibly wear anything maroon.

 

I replied with a bit of a laugh, said "aw that's cute, you actually think we are rivals" 

 

It made him quite angry 😂😂

[3fingersreid]

There’s a clip on YouTube with Raith rovers fans going to the piggery singing

you're just a big city wee team 

 

[Deevers]

Spoon burning puddle drinkers.

[Locky]

Sister fisters.

[Locky]

30 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said:

My favourite by far is simply referring to them as "the shite".

My favourite too. Sometimes less is more.

[The Gorgie]

Hibs ***** does the job.

 

That's the C word in case you were wondering.

Edited August 31, 2021 by Section N Rules

[gordon simpson]

I need a  hibernian  when referring to a hibs  

[Ribble]

No need to insult the wee lambs, just frequent, small reminders that they'll forever be in our shadow

 

Just wee reminders like asking them the time at 5 to 1 or 2 mins past 7 at night

[Des Lynam]

They make me smile. 

[Gordon Ramsay]

Hibsedit is the best. Reminds them of how many times they've shat on it. You can see real pain when it hits. 

[Stu_HMFC]

Obsessed 

[Gambo]

I generally ignore banter with Hibs fans, derby game itself aside  and first couple of mins back at work after a derby.

I tell them I enjoyed beating them but winding them up/bit of banter is like a Barcelona fan making fun of Espanyol fans, poor city rivals.

That works a treat😁

[Fxxx the SPFL]

5-1 GIRFUY

[frankblack]

I generally just laugh at them.  They are to be pitied, with their ingrained bitter jealousy of their superior neighbours.

[jambo-fletch]

Leithiopians

[millerjames398]

Sisterfisters always gives me a chuckle..not sure who came up with that one,,but kudos on a job well done😂🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻

[The Tackle]

Sister fisters and vermin

[Boris]

1 hour ago, Pans Jambo said:

My favourite by far is simply referring to them as "the shite".

 

In a similar vein, going for a dump is referred to as "going for a Hibs" in my household.

[Harry Potter]

i like hobos.

[Vlad Magic]

2 minutes ago, Harry Potter said:

i like hobos.

There are drugs available.

[poultry]

I do like the term "Hibsed it" so many clubs now use it, always puts a smile on my face. I've even heard it used in my local by a non football person. Very satisfying. 

[Smoked-Glass]

2 hours ago, BarneyBattles said:

'Hibsdit' is probably the biggest insult. It really is quite cutting knowing you're known for being total bottlers. Many a non-Hearts fan has used it too. 

It's been used in work settings too.  Oh I've hibsed it with this spreadsheet 😂 

[Beni]

24 minutes ago, poultry said:

I do like the term "Hibsed it" so many clubs now use it, always puts a smile on my face. I've even heard it used in my local by a non football person. Very satisfying. 

 

I doubt they were bothered when it was just Hearts fans using it, but when its use spread to other fans... 

 

 

 

 

Someone did a "Choose Hibs" list a while ago along the lines of "Choose Life", listing all the things we laugh at them for.

It was a very long list. 😃

[1971fozzy]

Web feeted vermin welts

[ri Alban]

Screaming skulls.

[ri Alban]

Altogether now- HULLO, HULLO... WE ARE THE GORGIE BOYS. 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 31, 2021 by ri Alban

[William H. Bonney]

I think just reminding them they support hibs is insult enough . 

[Der Kaiser]

The wee team. 

 

Because I know they hate that term.

[Guest]

Why do Hibs fans get buried 12 feet under?

 

Deep down they are ok

[King Of The Cat Cafe]

1 hour ago, poultry said:

I do like the term "Hibsed it" so many clubs now use it, always puts a smile on my face. I've even heard it used in my local by a non football person. Very satisfying. 

 

It has now got out of football and into the general population.  They will probably claim to be the first football club to introduce a new word into the English language.

[YYZ]

The old ones are the best ones.

 

When I meet people and they talk about football, anyone who says they are a Hibs fan I always instantly say 'Oh yeah I knew that' when they ask how could you know the reply is simply 'because you look like one'

 

Simple and effective IMO

[skinnybob72]

I always refer to them as Scumbernian in front of the kids. 

[sadj]

3 hours ago, Locky said:

My favourite too. Sometimes less is more.

Thats what you tell all the ladies isnt it???

[sadj]

Hunbernian seemed to upset them a lot when they loan Rangers players….

[poultry]

19 minutes ago, Beni said:

 

I doubt they were bothered when it was just Hearts fans using it, but when its use spread to other fans... 

 

 

 

 

Someone did a "Choose Hibs" list a while ago along the lines of "Choose Life", listing all the things we laugh at them for.

It was a very long list. 😃

😂

[poultry]

Just now, King Of The Cat Cafe said:

 

It has now got out of football and into the general population.  They will probably claim to be the first football club to introduce a new word into the English language.

That would not surprise me. 😂

[Deso1972]

The peg sellers

[Naisys Tackle]

 

Edited August 31, 2021 by Robbies Tackle

[John Findlay]

When the Hearts went up to lift the Scottish Cup you were there. Well to begin with. Not many at the end.

Most back in Edinburgh(Leith) by 5.30pm

[Haken]

2 hours ago, frankblack said:

I generally just laugh at them.  They are to be pitied, with their inbred bitter jealousy of their superior neighbours.

FTFY

[sandylejambo]

Looks like a Hibs fan, reply to, ET is a hibs fan.