3fingersreid Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Needing a bit of cheering up so what’s the best funny/ insulting/nasty or derogatory name(s) you can come up with for them ????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost in space Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 You are a hibs fan. Thats enough. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gorgieheart Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 spoonburners ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martoon Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 As a wee boy in the 70s green slime was the worst I heard my dad call them. He got more creative as I got older, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pans Jambo Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 My favourite by far is simply referring to them as "the shite". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rmreido Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Obviously before they won the cup Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martoon Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Lochend cockends. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martoon Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Scuttlers. But it was only really me and, occasionally, @Morganwho used it. As in scuttling around in the darkest of corners, firing out emails and filth about Hearts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bozi Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Its best to ignore them as the irrelevance they are. I had a relative who asked why I was wearing something green, that they couldn't possibly wear anything maroon. I replied with a bit of a laugh, said "aw that's cute, you actually think we are rivals" It made him quite angry 😂😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
3fingersreid Posted August 31 Author Share Posted August 31 There’s a clip on YouTube with Raith rovers fans going to the piggery singing you're just a big city wee team Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deevers Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Spoon burning puddle drinkers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Locky Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Sister fisters. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Locky Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 30 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: My favourite by far is simply referring to them as "the shite". My favourite too. Sometimes less is more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Craig Gordon Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 (edited) Hibs ***** does the job. That's the C word in case you were wondering. Edited August 31 by Section N Rules Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gordon simpson Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 I need a hibernian when referring to a hibs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ribble Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 No need to insult the wee lambs, just frequent, small reminders that they'll forever be in our shadow Just wee reminders like asking them the time at 5 to 1 or 2 mins past 7 at night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Des Lynam Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 They make me smile. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gordon Ramsay Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Hibsedit is the best. Reminds them of how many times they've shat on it. You can see real pain when it hits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gambo Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 I generally ignore banter with Hibs fans, derby game itself aside and first couple of mins back at work after a derby. I tell them I enjoyed beating them but winding them up/bit of banter is like a Barcelona fan making fun of Espanyol fans, poor city rivals. That works a treat😁 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fxxx the SPFL Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 5-1 GIRFUY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
frankblack Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 I generally just laugh at them. They are to be pitied, with their ingrained bitter jealousy of their superior neighbours. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jambo-fletch Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Leithiopians Quote Link to post Share on other sites
millerjames398 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Sisterfisters always gives me a chuckle..not sure who came up with that one,,but kudos on a job well done😂🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Tackle Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Sister fisters and vermin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boris Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 1 hour ago, Pans Jambo said: My favourite by far is simply referring to them as "the shite". In a similar vein, going for a dump is referred to as "going for a Hibs" in my household. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Harry Potter Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 i like hobos. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vlad Magic Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 2 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: i like hobos. There are drugs available. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poultry Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 I do like the term "Hibsed it" so many clubs now use it, always puts a smile on my face. I've even heard it used in my local by a non football person. Very satisfying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smoked-Glass Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 2 hours ago, BarneyBattles said: 'Hibsdit' is probably the biggest insult. It really is quite cutting knowing you're known for being total bottlers. Many a non-Hearts fan has used it too. It's been used in work settings too. Oh I've hibsed it with this spreadsheet 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beni Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 24 minutes ago, poultry said: I do like the term "Hibsed it" so many clubs now use it, always puts a smile on my face. I've even heard it used in my local by a non football person. Very satisfying. I doubt they were bothered when it was just Hearts fans using it, but when its use spread to other fans... Someone did a "Choose Hibs" list a while ago along the lines of "Choose Life", listing all the things we laugh at them for. It was a very long list. 😃 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
1971fozzy Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Web feeted vermin welts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ri Alban Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Screaming skulls. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ri Alban Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 (edited) Altogether now- HULLO, HULLO... WE ARE THE GORGIE BOYS. Edited August 31 by ri Alban Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Furious Styles Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 I think just reminding them they support hibs is insult enough . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Der Kaiser Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 The wee team. Because I know they hate that term. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonkel Hoon Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Why do Hibs fans get buried 12 feet under? Deep down they are ok Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 1 hour ago, poultry said: I do like the term "Hibsed it" so many clubs now use it, always puts a smile on my face. I've even heard it used in my local by a non football person. Very satisfying. It has now got out of football and into the general population. They will probably claim to be the first football club to introduce a new word into the English language. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
queensferryjambo Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 The old ones are the best ones. When I meet people and they talk about football, anyone who says they are a Hibs fan I always instantly say 'Oh yeah I knew that' when they ask how could you know the reply is simply 'because you look like one' Simple and effective IMO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinnybob72 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 I always refer to them as Scumbernian in front of the kids. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sadj Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 3 hours ago, Locky said: My favourite too. Sometimes less is more. Thats what you tell all the ladies isnt it??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sadj Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Hunbernian seemed to upset them a lot when they loan Rangers players…. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poultry Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 19 minutes ago, Beni said: I doubt they were bothered when it was just Hearts fans using it, but when its use spread to other fans... Someone did a "Choose Hibs" list a while ago along the lines of "Choose Life", listing all the things we laugh at them for. It was a very long list. 😃 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poultry Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Just now, King Of The Cat Cafe said: It has now got out of football and into the general population. They will probably claim to be the first football club to introduce a new word into the English language. That would not surprise me. 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deso1972 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 The peg sellers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robbies Tackle Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 (edited) Edited August 31 by Robbies Tackle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Findlay Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 When the Hearts went up to lift the Scottish Cup you were there. Well to begin with. Not many at the end. Most back in Edinburgh(Leith) by 5.30pm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haken Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 2 hours ago, frankblack said: I generally just laugh at them. They are to be pitied, with their inbred bitter jealousy of their superior neighbours. FTFY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandylejambo Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Looks like a Hibs fan, reply to, ET is a hibs fan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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