3fingersreid Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Needing a bit of cheering up so what’s the best funny/ insulting/nasty or derogatory name(s) you can come up with for them ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 You are a hibs fan. Thats enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgieheart Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 spoonburners ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 As a wee boy in the 70s green slime was the worst I heard my dad call them. He got more creative as I got older, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 My favourite by far is simply referring to them as "the shite". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 The Sergeys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmreido Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Obviously before they won the cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Lochend cockends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Scuttlers. But it was only really me and, occasionally, @Morganwho used it. As in scuttling around in the darkest of corners, firing out emails and filth about Hearts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Its best to ignore them as the irrelevance they are. I had a relative who asked why I was wearing something green, that they couldn't possibly wear anything maroon. I replied with a bit of a laugh, said "aw that's cute, you actually think we are rivals" It made him quite angry 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted August 31, 2021 Author Share Posted August 31, 2021 There’s a clip on YouTube with Raith rovers fans going to the piggery singing you're just a big city wee team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Spoon burning puddle drinkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Sister fisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 30 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: My favourite by far is simply referring to them as "the shite". My favourite too. Sometimes less is more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Craig Gordon Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 (edited) Hibs ***** does the job. That's the C word in case you were wondering. Edited August 31, 2021 by Section N Rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordon simpson Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 I need a hibernian when referring to a hibs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 No need to insult the wee lambs, just frequent, small reminders that they'll forever be in our shadow Just wee reminders like asking them the time at 5 to 1 or 2 mins past 7 at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 They make me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Ramsay Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Hibsedit is the best. Reminds them of how many times they've shat on it. You can see real pain when it hits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Obsessed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 I generally ignore banter with Hibs fans, derby game itself aside and first couple of mins back at work after a derby. I tell them I enjoyed beating them but winding them up/bit of banter is like a Barcelona fan making fun of Espanyol fans, poor city rivals. That works a treat😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 5-1 GIRFUY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 I generally just laugh at them. They are to be pitied, with their ingrained bitter jealousy of their superior neighbours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo-fletch Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Leithiopians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerjames398 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Sisterfisters always gives me a chuckle..not sure who came up with that one,,but kudos on a job well done😂🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tackle Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Sister fisters and vermin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Pans Jambo said: My favourite by far is simply referring to them as "the shite". In a similar vein, going for a dump is referred to as "going for a Hibs" in my household. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 i like hobos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: i like hobos. There are drugs available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poultry Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 I do like the term "Hibsed it" so many clubs now use it, always puts a smile on my face. I've even heard it used in my local by a non football person. Very satisfying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 2 hours ago, BarneyBattles said: 'Hibsdit' is probably the biggest insult. It really is quite cutting knowing you're known for being total bottlers. Many a non-Hearts fan has used it too. It's been used in work settings too. Oh I've hibsed it with this spreadsheet 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beni Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 24 minutes ago, poultry said: I do like the term "Hibsed it" so many clubs now use it, always puts a smile on my face. I've even heard it used in my local by a non football person. Very satisfying. I doubt they were bothered when it was just Hearts fans using it, but when its use spread to other fans... Someone did a "Choose Hibs" list a while ago along the lines of "Choose Life", listing all the things we laugh at them for. It was a very long list. 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Web feeted vermin welts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Screaming skulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 (edited) Altogether now- HULLO, HULLO... WE ARE THE GORGIE BOYS. Edited August 31, 2021 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 I think just reminding them they support hibs is insult enough . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 The wee team. Because I know they hate that term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonkel Hoon Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Why do Hibs fans get buried 12 feet under? Deep down they are ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 1 hour ago, poultry said: I do like the term "Hibsed it" so many clubs now use it, always puts a smile on my face. I've even heard it used in my local by a non football person. Very satisfying. It has now got out of football and into the general population. They will probably claim to be the first football club to introduce a new word into the English language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queensferryjambo Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 The old ones are the best ones. When I meet people and they talk about football, anyone who says they are a Hibs fan I always instantly say 'Oh yeah I knew that' when they ask how could you know the reply is simply 'because you look like one' Simple and effective IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 I always refer to them as Scumbernian in front of the kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Locky said: My favourite too. Sometimes less is more. Thats what you tell all the ladies isnt it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Hunbernian seemed to upset them a lot when they loan Rangers players…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poultry Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 19 minutes ago, Beni said: I doubt they were bothered when it was just Hearts fans using it, but when its use spread to other fans... Someone did a "Choose Hibs" list a while ago along the lines of "Choose Life", listing all the things we laugh at them for. It was a very long list. 😃 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poultry Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Just now, King Of The Cat Cafe said: It has now got out of football and into the general population. They will probably claim to be the first football club to introduce a new word into the English language. That would not surprise me. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deso1972 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 The peg sellers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbies Tackle Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 (edited) Edited August 31, 2021 by Robbies Tackle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 When the Hearts went up to lift the Scottish Cup you were there. Well to begin with. Not many at the end. Most back in Edinburgh(Leith) by 5.30pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haken Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 2 hours ago, frankblack said: I generally just laugh at them. They are to be pitied, with their inbred bitter jealousy of their superior neighbours. FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandylejambo Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Looks like a Hibs fan, reply to, ET is a hibs fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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