Pasquale for King Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 My brother in law asked my nieces boyfriend at a New Year party “are you a real Hibs fan or do you go to the games” 😆😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pasquale for King Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Not quite an insult but I blew the mind of a hibee in a pub once who called Rudi a refugee by reminding him it was Irish Catholic refugees that founded their club 😱🤪🤯🤣. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Gio Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 The shite generally covers it for me, though I do like The Lochend Cockends, nice bit of alliteration Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Locky Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 58 minutes ago, sadj said: Thats what you tell all the ladies isnt it??? I am at inner peace with my micropenis. Alas, I still do alright for myself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sadj Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 9 minutes ago, Locky said: I am at inner peace with my micropenis. Alas, I still do alright for myself. 🤣🤣 canna claim on twitter you practice chastity and claim on here you n yer one incher smash holes like Neil Lennon smashes coca…… Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sadj Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Inbred sister fisting , spoonburning hobbits…. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Locky Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 8 minutes ago, sadj said: 🤣🤣 canna claim on twitter you practice chastity and claim on here you n yer one incher smash holes like Neil Lennon smashes coca…… Clearly haven't told you about my raging battle with schizophrenia then have I. Twitter me is an entirely different beast. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sadj Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 5 minutes ago, Locky said: Clearly haven't told you about my raging battle with schizophrenia then have I. Twitter me is an entirely different beast. I ****ing love you 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
highlandjambo3 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 16 minutes ago, sadj said: Inbred sister fisting , spoonburning hobbits…. That’s it……close the thread now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudy T Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 To one generation they’ll always be the vermin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Locky Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 6 minutes ago, sadj said: I ****ing love you 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandylejambo Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 collective noun for Hibbies, "a syringe" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sherbet Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Find it quite amusing that some posters on here are outraged at hello hello but find it acceptable to abuse and insult anything hibs...not that I disagree but some on here have double standards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost in space Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 16 minutes ago, sandylejambo said: collective noun for Hibbies, "a syringe" Very good, not heard that before - but will use it now. Even tho their "collective" is never very big. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jibbers Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 36 minutes ago, sandylejambo said: collective noun for Hibbies, "a syringe" I like this but as an alternative what about ‘a delusion’? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pasquale for King Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Hahahahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sadj Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 30 minutes ago, Sherbet said: Find it quite amusing that some posters on here are outraged at hello hello but find it acceptable to abuse and insult anything hibs...not that I disagree but some on here have double standards Is it though , thats whataboutery of the highest level 8 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said: Hahahahaha Cant believe you screenshotted that but not Stephane Adam’s response Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Led Tasso Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Some shite on Leith Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Thomaso Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 If Carlsberg did local rivals…. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Led Tasso Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Also, did this one many years back as a switch-up on an old joke: Three Scots—a Hearts fan, a Thistle fan, and a Hibs fan—were out hillwalking together on an abandoned island in the Hebrides. After getting lost, they pushed through some gorse and bracken and found a strange half-circle of stones up against a small sea cliff with pictograms on it. After puzzling over it, they realized the pictograms were telling them that if they jumped off the cliff and yelled a word as they fell, they would be transformed into whatever word they said and would stay that way for the week. The Hearts fan, being naturally the bravest, stepped forward and offered to go first. He took a running go, jumped, and yelled, "sea eagle!" In a flash of light, he sprouted wings and feathers and flew off into the sky. The Thistle man, excitedly, stepped forward next. "Dolphin!" he yelled as he fell, and splash, into the sea he went with flippers and a fin. The Hibs fan stepped back, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and ran forward. At the edge of the cliff, he tripped on a rock and went over the edge. "Aw, shite!" he yelled as he fell. After an enormous splash, something bobbed up above the waves. It was the Hibs fan. He hadn't changed at all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pasquale for King Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 11 minutes ago, sadj said: Is it though , thats whataboutery of the highest level Cant believe you screenshotted that but not Stephane Adam’s response I did it wouldn’t fit 😆 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Led Tasso Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 44 minutes ago, Sherbet said: Find it quite amusing that some posters on here are outraged at hello hello but find it acceptable to abuse and insult anything hibs...not that I disagree but some on here have double standards Admittedly I've skimmed the thread, but have there been responses with racist epithets and suggestions of mass violence? Because I missed those, and you should probably report those posts if you see them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sherbet Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 28 minutes ago, Ugly American said: Admittedly I've skimmed the thread, but have there been responses with racist epithets and suggestions of mass violence? Because I missed those, and you should probably report those posts if you see them. That's the admins job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Trash. And, as @martoon said earlier, Scuttlers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
H2 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 The Wee Team, the great thing about that is, that they can't dispute the fact. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Awbdy Oot Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 They get affectionately called the Muppetmen in a couple of my favourite songs. "H.I.B. - E.RN. - I.A.N. the Muppetmen la la lala la lala la la. "and Pat Stanton and his Muppetmen got fecked on New Year's Day" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kiwidoug Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Intertoto trailblazing pioneers. The reason I like cabbages is that they call themselves that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jamstomorrow Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 2 hours ago, Sherbet said: Find it quite amusing that some posters on here are outraged at hello hello but find it acceptable to abuse and insult anything hibs...not that I disagree but some on here have double standards Call them every foul name you like, but don't suggest their supporters are gaaaaay! Weird. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister T Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 2 hours ago, Ugly American said: Also, did this one many years back as a switch-up on an old joke: Three Scots—a Hearts fan, a Thistle fan, and a Hibs fan—were out hillwalking together on an abandoned island in the Hebrides. After getting lost, they pushed through some gorse and bracken and found a strange half-circle of stones up against a small sea cliff with pictograms on it. After puzzling over it, they realized the pictograms were telling them that if they jumped off the cliff and yelled a word as they fell, they would be transformed into whatever word they said and would stay that way for the week. The Hearts fan, being naturally the bravest, stepped forward and offered to go first. He took a running go, jumped, and yelled, "sea eagle!" In a flash of light, he sprouted wings and feathers and flew off into the sky. The Thistle man, excitedly, stepped forward next. "Dolphin!" he yelled as he fell, and splash, into the sea he went with flippers and a fin. The Hibs fan stepped back, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and ran forward. At the edge of the cliff, he tripped on a rock and went over the edge. "Aw, shite!" he yelled as he fell. After an enormous splash, something bobbed up above the waves. It was the Hibs fan. He hadn't changed at all. Exquisite 👏👏 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Geddyalexneil Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 3 hours ago, sadj said: Is it though , thats whataboutery of the highest level Cant believe you screenshotted that but not Stephane Adam’s response Can you help me find the link for Stephane's response? I looked at 2 sites but can't find it. Thank you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ToqueJambo Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 "Hibs fan" pretty much covers it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sadj Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 21 minutes ago, Geddyalexneil said: Can you help me find the link for Stephane's response? I looked at 2 sites but can't find it. Thank you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Geddyalexneil Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Cheers @sadj. Much appreciated! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sadj Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 2 minutes ago, Geddyalexneil said: Cheers @sadj. Much appreciated! No worries 👍🏻 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smiler Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 6 hours ago, Sir Gio said: though I do like The Lochend Cockends, nice bit of alliteration That’s not alliteration, it’s just two words that kind of rhyme. Henry, I heard you holler that Hibs got humped at Hampden. Now that’s alliteration. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ronald Villiers Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 The Clampetts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smiler Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Calling them Timothy’s wee sisters used to wind them up, now they just accept that they’re Celtics associates. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wee Mikey Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 7 hours ago, queensferryjambo said: The old ones are the best ones. When I meet people and they talk about football, anyone who says they are a Hibs fan I always instantly say 'Oh yeah I knew that' when they ask how could you know the reply is simply 'because you look like one' Simple and effective IMO Indeed! Mind you, they are not all that difficult to spot. 😉 Who needs phrases when a picture tells a thousand words? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wee Mikey Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 7 hours ago, Pasquale for King said: My brother in law asked my nieces boyfriend at a New Year party “are you a real Hibs fan or do you go to the games” 😆😂 My Hibby gal told me only the other night that, "Boyce sticks them in". I almost choked on her Buckie; bless her cotton socks. 😉 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Longbaws Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 I use "The shite". Not as an insult though. It's just the best way to describe them. Team - shite Club - shite Stadium - shite Fans - shite Manager - shite (and creepy) Coaching staff - shite History - shite Present - shite Future - shite Strip - shite European form - shite Cup form - shite Derby form - shite Hibs - shite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oritem8 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Whenever you see a 5-1 score line ask them what the score was for that game. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Debut 4 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 23 minutes ago, smiler said: Calling them Timothy’s wee sisters used to wind them up, now they just accept that they’re Celtics associates. There’s definitely a timilarity about them... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smiler Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 9 minutes ago, Longbaws said: I use "The shite". Not as an insult though. It's just the best way to describe them. Team - shite Club - shite Stadium - shite Fans - shite Manager - shite (and creepy) Coaching staff - shite History - shite Present - shite Future - shite Strip - shite European form - shite Cup form - shite Derby form - shite Hibs - shite What a load of shite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Longbaws Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Just now, smiler said: What a load of shite. Precisely. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smiler Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 5 minutes ago, Debut 4 said: There’s definitely a timilarity about them... Two skitters from the same botty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 1 hour ago, Debut 4 said: There’s definitely a timilarity about them... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Gio Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 2 hours ago, smiler said: That’s not alliteration, it’s just two words that kind of rhyme. Henry, I heard you holler that Hibs got humped at Hampden. Now that’s alliteration. Knew someone would pull me up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smoked-Glass Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 2 hours ago, Wee Mikey said: Indeed! Mind you, they are not all that difficult to spot. 😉 Who needs phrases when a picture tells a thousand words? Ah welcome back blowfish 🐡 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jambo_jim Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Always thought the Docksiders was quite a clever derogatory term. Could be used in a variety of professional settings and was just enough to get under their skin without anyone accusing you of being out of order 😉 🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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