Best hibs insults

[Pasquale for King]

My brother in law asked my nieces boyfriend at a New Year party “are you a real Hibs fan or do you go to the games” 😆😂

[Pasquale for King]

Not quite an insult but I blew the mind of a hibee in a pub once who called Rudi a refugee by reminding him it was Irish Catholic refugees that founded their club 😱🤪🤯🤣. 

[Lord Beni of Gorgie]

The shite generally covers it for me, though I do like The Lochend Cockends, nice bit of alliteration

[Locky]

58 minutes ago, sadj said:

Thats what you tell all the ladies isnt it???

I am at inner peace with my micropenis. Alas, I still do alright for myself.  

[sadj]

9 minutes ago, Locky said:

I am at inner peace with my micropenis. Alas, I still do alright for myself.  

🤣🤣 canna claim on twitter you practice chastity and claim on here you n yer one incher smash holes like Neil Lennon smashes coca……

[sadj]

Inbred sister fisting , spoonburning hobbits….

[Locky]

8 minutes ago, sadj said:

🤣🤣 canna claim on twitter you practice chastity and claim on here you n yer one incher smash holes like Neil Lennon smashes coca……

Clearly haven't told you about my raging battle with schizophrenia then have I. Twitter me is an entirely different beast.

[sadj]

5 minutes ago, Locky said:

Clearly haven't told you about my raging battle with schizophrenia then have I. Twitter me is an entirely different beast.

I ****ing love you 🤣🤣🤣

[highlandjambo3]

16 minutes ago, sadj said:

Inbred sister fisting , spoonburning hobbits….

That’s it……close the thread now

[Rudy T]

To one generation they’ll always be the vermin. 

[Locky]

6 minutes ago, sadj said:

I ****ing love you 🤣🤣🤣

 

[sandylejambo]

collective noun for Hibbies, "a syringe"

[Sherbet]

Find it quite amusing that some posters on here are outraged at hello hello but find it acceptable to abuse and insult anything hibs...not that I disagree   but some on here have double standards

[lost in space]

16 minutes ago, sandylejambo said:

collective noun for Hibbies, "a syringe"

Very good, not heard that before - but will use it now. Even tho their "collective" is never very big.

[Jibbers]

36 minutes ago, sandylejambo said:

collective noun for Hibbies, "a syringe"

I like this but as an alternative what about ‘a delusion’?

[Pasquale for King]

Hahahahaha

[sadj]

30 minutes ago, Sherbet said:

Find it quite amusing that some posters on here are outraged at hello hello but find it acceptable to abuse and insult anything hibs...not that I disagree   but some on here have double standards

Is it though , thats whataboutery of the highest level 

 

8 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said:

Hahahahaha

Cant believe you screenshotted that but not Stephane Adam’s response

[Watt-Zeefuik]

Some shite on Leith

[Thomaso]

If Carlsberg did local rivals….

[Watt-Zeefuik]

Also, did this one many years back as a switch-up on an old joke:

 

Three Scots—a Hearts fan, a Thistle fan, and a Hibs fan—were out hillwalking together on an abandoned island in the Hebrides. After getting lost, they pushed through some gorse and bracken and found a strange half-circle of stones up against a small sea cliff with pictograms on it. After puzzling over it, they realized the pictograms were telling them that if they jumped off the cliff and yelled a word as they fell, they would be transformed into whatever word they said and would stay that way for the week.

 

The Hearts fan, being naturally the bravest, stepped forward and offered to go first. He took a running go, jumped, and yelled, "sea eagle!" In a flash of light, he sprouted wings and feathers and flew off into the sky. The Thistle man, excitedly, stepped forward next. "Dolphin!" he yelled as he fell, and splash, into the sea he went with flippers and a fin. The Hibs fan stepped back, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and ran forward. At the edge of the cliff, he tripped on a rock and went over the edge.

 

"Aw, shite!" he yelled as he fell.

 

After an enormous splash, something bobbed up above the waves.

 

It was the Hibs fan. He hadn't changed at all.

[Pasquale for King]

11 minutes ago, sadj said:

Is it though , thats whataboutery of the highest level 

 

Cant believe you screenshotted that but not Stephane Adam’s response

I did it wouldn’t fit 😆

[Watt-Zeefuik]

44 minutes ago, Sherbet said:

Find it quite amusing that some posters on here are outraged at hello hello but find it acceptable to abuse and insult anything hibs...not that I disagree   but some on here have double standards

 

Admittedly I've skimmed the thread, but have there been responses with racist epithets and suggestions of mass violence? Because I missed those, and you should probably report those posts if you see them.

[Sherbet]

28 minutes ago, Ugly American said:

 

Admittedly I've skimmed the thread, but have there been responses with racist epithets and suggestions of mass violence? Because I missed those, and you should probably report those posts if you see them.

That's the admins job

[Morgan]

Trash.

 

And, as @martoon said earlier, Scuttlers.

 

 

[H2]

The Wee Team, the great thing about that is, that they can't dispute the fact.

[graygo]

They get affectionately called the Muppetmen in a couple of my favourite songs.

 

"H.I.B. - E.RN. - I.A.N. the Muppetmen la la lala la lala la la.

 

"and Pat Stanton and his Muppetmen got fecked on New Year's Day"

[NLTFTh]

[Kiwidoug]

Intertoto trailblazing pioneers.

 

The reason I like cabbages is that they call themselves that.

[Jamstomorrow]

2 hours ago, Sherbet said:

Find it quite amusing that some posters on here are outraged at hello hello but find it acceptable to abuse and insult anything hibs...not that I disagree   but some on here have double standards

 Call them every foul name you like, but don't suggest their supporters are gaaaaay!   Weird.

[Mister T]

2 hours ago, Ugly American said:

Also, did this one many years back as a switch-up on an old joke:

 

Three Scots—a Hearts fan, a Thistle fan, and a Hibs fan—were out hillwalking together on an abandoned island in the Hebrides. After getting lost, they pushed through some gorse and bracken and found a strange half-circle of stones up against a small sea cliff with pictograms on it. After puzzling over it, they realized the pictograms were telling them that if they jumped off the cliff and yelled a word as they fell, they would be transformed into whatever word they said and would stay that way for the week.

 

The Hearts fan, being naturally the bravest, stepped forward and offered to go first. He took a running go, jumped, and yelled, "sea eagle!" In a flash of light, he sprouted wings and feathers and flew off into the sky. The Thistle man, excitedly, stepped forward next. "Dolphin!" he yelled as he fell, and splash, into the sea he went with flippers and a fin. The Hibs fan stepped back, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and ran forward. At the edge of the cliff, he tripped on a rock and went over the edge.

 

"Aw, shite!" he yelled as he fell.

 

After an enormous splash, something bobbed up above the waves.

 

It was the Hibs fan. He hadn't changed at all.

Exquisite 👏👏

[Geddyalexneil]

3 hours ago, sadj said:

Is it though , thats whataboutery of the highest level 

 

Cant believe you screenshotted that but not Stephane Adam’s response

Can you help me find the link for Stephane's response? I looked at 2 sites but can't find it.

Thank you.

[Guest ToqueJambo]

"Hibs fan" pretty much covers it

[sadj]

21 minutes ago, Geddyalexneil said:

Can you help me find the link for Stephane's response? I looked at 2 sites but can't find it.

Thank you.

 

[Geddyalexneil]

Cheers @sadj.

Much appreciated!

[sadj]

2 minutes ago, Geddyalexneil said:

Cheers @sadj.

Much appreciated!

No worries 👍🏻

[smiler]

6 hours ago, Sir Gio said:

though I do like The Lochend Cockends, nice bit of alliteration

That’s not alliteration, it’s just two words that kind of rhyme.

Henry, I heard you holler that Hibs got humped at Hampden.
Now that’s alliteration.

[Ronald Villiers]

The Clampetts.

[smiler]

Calling them Timothy’s wee sisters used to wind them up, now they just accept that they’re Celtics associates.

[Wee Mikey]

7 hours ago, queensferryjambo said:

The old ones are the best ones.

 

When I meet people and they talk about football, anyone who says they are a Hibs fan I always instantly say 'Oh yeah I knew that' when they ask how could you know the reply is simply 'because you look like one'

 

Simple and effective IMO

 

Indeed! Mind you, they are not all that difficult to spot. 😉

 

Who needs phrases when a picture tells a thousand words?

 

[Wee Mikey]

7 hours ago, Pasquale for King said:

My brother in law asked my nieces boyfriend at a New Year party “are you a real Hibs fan or do you go to the games” 😆😂

 

My Hibby gal told me only the other night that, "Boyce sticks them in". I almost choked on her Buckie; bless her cotton socks. 😉

[Longbaws]

I use "The shite". Not as an insult though. It's just the best way to describe them.

 

Team - shite

Club - shite 

Stadium - shite 

Fans - shite 

Manager - shite (and creepy)

Coaching staff - shite

History - shite

Present - shite 

Future - shite

Strip - shite

European form - shite

Cup form - shite

Derby form - shite 

Hibs - shite

 

[oritem8]

Whenever you see a 5-1 score line ask them what the score was for that game. 
 

 

[Debut 4]

23 minutes ago, smiler said:

Calling them Timothy’s wee sisters used to wind them up, now they just accept that they’re Celtics associates.

There’s definitely a timilarity about them...

[smiler]

9 minutes ago, Longbaws said:

I use "The shite". Not as an insult though. It's just the best way to describe them.

 

Team - shite

Club - shite 

Stadium - shite 

Fans - shite 

Manager - shite (and creepy)

Coaching staff - shite

History - shite

Present - shite 

Future - shite

Strip - shite

European form - shite

Cup form - shite

Derby form - shite 

Hibs - shite

 

What a load of shite.

[Longbaws]

Just now, smiler said:

What a load of shite.

Precisely.

[smiler]

5 minutes ago, Debut 4 said:

There’s definitely a timilarity about them...

Two skitters from the same botty.

[Morgan]

1 hour ago, Debut 4 said:

There’s definitely a timilarity about them...

 

 

[Lord Beni of Gorgie]

2 hours ago, smiler said:

That’s not alliteration, it’s just two words that kind of rhyme.

Henry, I heard you holler that Hibs got humped at Hampden.
Now that’s alliteration.

Knew someone would pull me up.

[Smoked-Glass]

2 hours ago, Wee Mikey said:

 

Indeed! Mind you, they are not all that difficult to spot. 😉

 

Who needs phrases when a picture tells a thousand words?

 

Ah welcome back blowfish 🐡 😂 

[jambo_jim]

Always thought the Docksiders was quite a clever derogatory term. 

Could be used in a variety of professional settings and was just enough to get under their skin without anyone accusing you of being out of order 😉 🤣