Deodato Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 When Kevin Kyle scored this last minute winner against Hibs, I felt God was on our side. I could feel him tipping the scales in our favour so natural order could resume. The closest I ever came to god. So, should we view pumping the Hibs on the 12th September as a religious event? Maybe not. If it were only two-nil. But what if we scored three? Or four? Is that our team, or a force from the big man above? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 It's a football match. Nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 I almost forgot about that lovable big fella. The last goal on this clip is well worth waiting on ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 Step away from the vodka! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
160598 Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 Worst post ive ever witnessed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 10 minutes ago, Maple Leaf said: It's a football match. Nothing more. It’s Hibs. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Déjà vu ... Oops! Naw ... too much Voddie .... Anyhoo, if any of these Kyle pens had hit the 'keeper, then the goalie would've ended up in the back o' the net anaw ... 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 48 minutes ago, Deodato said: When Kevin Kyle scored this last minute winner against Hibs, I felt God was on our side. I could feel him tipping the scales in our favour so natural order could resume. The closest I ever came to god. So, should we view pumping the Hibs on the 12th September as a religious event? Maybe not. If it were only two-nil. But what if we scored three? Or four? Is that our team, or a force from the big man above? Na the only miracle is when they beat us the rest of the time its just normality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 19 minutes ago, 160598 said: Worst post ive ever witnessed Far too much calpol and bevvy I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 An Epiphany! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julienbrellier Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Deodato said: When Kevin Kyle scored this last minute winner against Hibs, I felt God was on our side. I could feel him tipping the scales in our favour so natural order could resume. The closest I ever came to god. So, should we view pumping the Hibs on the 12th September as a religious event? Maybe not. If it were only two-nil. But what if we scored three? Or four? Is that our team, or a force from the big man above? what have I just read 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inchgarvie Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 “ I felt God was on our side” Jesus Christ, is this for real 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theme From Sparta F.C. Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 If there was a God. We would've scored 10 against the vermin at Hampden in 2012. ps: nae vodka for me tonight. It was all beer.... 🍺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Any news on Alex Neil, OP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
160598 Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, 151 said: Far too much calpol and bevvy I think. Why because i find it abhorrent that teams get away with combining religion and football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
160598 Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 59 minutes ago, davemclaren said: An Epiphany! What is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 (edited) Jesus wept. It’s a football game. Do I want to beat them ? Of course but come on. I hope your pissed. it’s huge as all Derby’s are , but god has nothing to do with it. Liam Boyce will Edited August 29, 2021 by 1971fozzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregzy2k7 Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Why hasn't God let us win the league yet? Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 2 hours ago, 1971fozzy said: Jesus wept. It’s a football game. Do I want to beat them ? Of course but come on. I hope your pissed. it’s huge as all Derby’s are , but god has nothing to do with it. Liam Boyce will Jesus saves! 🙏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB-14 Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 ****ing hell man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Fecking injured big Kev in the celebration. We might have won the league if he stayed fit. Anyway, Hibs ***** will be shouting on Jesus many times during the apocalypse they will endure on the 12th of September. As a foul-mouthed Parrot once said . "You're gonnae get fecked" Anyway God is a Hearts man thro and thro. His name is John Robertson and he puts the ball in the Hibees net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 5 hours ago, Theme From Sparta F.C. said: If there was a God. We would've scored 10 against the vermin at Hampden in 2012. ps: nae vodka for me tonight. It was all beer.... 🍺 We never lived up to his 10 Commandments...☹️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sertse Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Decent thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 7 hours ago, Deodato said: When Kevin Kyle scored this last minute winner against Hibs, I felt God was on our side. I could feel him tipping the scales in our favour so natural order could resume. The closest I ever came to god. So, should we view pumping the Hibs on the 12th September as a religious event? Maybe not. If it were only two-nil. But what if we scored three? Or four? Is that our team, or a force from the big man above? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 It’s good beating Hibs. Drinking a lot is good as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 7 hours ago, 160598 said: Why because i find it abhorrent that teams get away with combining religion and football I was talking about the OP and was toungue in cheek agreeing with you. If you read the thread about Hello Hello you would have got the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beni Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Has the OP woken up yet, almost time for church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Independence Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 10 hours ago, davemclaren said: It’s Hibs. 😎 No...its H1b5! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FERRY HEARTS Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 8 hours ago, gregzy2k7 said: Why hasn't God let us win the league yet? Haha He’s on the case I Hope and Pray 😁👏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 29 minutes ago, Independence said: No...its H1b5! 👍😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 11 hours ago, davemclaren said: An Epiphany! Is he a possible signing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 (edited) Beating Hibs is routine. Something we are used to frequently. Nothing better than seeing the meltdowns across town when they wonder what happened as they never expect it. Edited August 29, 2021 by frankblack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 I don't believe in religion, I only believe in the Natural Order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Has @Deodatosurfaced yet or is he still at the church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Darkness Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 12 hours ago, Deodato said: When Kevin Kyle scored this last minute winner against Hibs, I felt God was on our side. I could feel him tipping the scales in our favour so natural order could resume. The closest I ever came to god. So, should we view pumping the Hibs on the 12th September as a religious event? Maybe not. If it were only two-nil. But what if we scored three? Or four? Is that our team, or a force from the big man above? A little light hearted fun from Deodato! I like it 😆😆 I hope he carries on when he comes down (or up) 🙏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizla Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 In the many many years I’ve supported Hearts I’ve often thought we need Devine Intervention to help us out of this mess but it’s Hibs mate. Dear Lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Darkness Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Just now, Heart of Darkness said: A little light hearted fun from Deodato! I like it 😆😆 I hope he carries on when he comes down (or up) 🙏 Also my favourite goal I've seen scored against Hibs!! 🚀⚽️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 It's a blessing in disguise for some Hearts supporters. When we beat the vermin they'll need someone to worship because Hell will freeze over before The Bobmeister gets any credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, davemclaren said: An Epiphany! Im always reminded of the line in The Crow Road where Prentice describes his brothers girlfriend Verity, upon whom he has a crush as "having put the f.anny in Epiphany". Edited August 29, 2021 by been here before The word ***** isnt allowed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Vince Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 13 hours ago, Deodato said: When Kevin Kyle scored this last minute winner against Hibs, I felt God was on our side. I could feel him tipping the scales in our favour so natural order could resume. The closest I ever came to god. So, should we view pumping the Hibs on the 12th September as a religious event? Maybe not. If it were only two-nil. But what if we scored three? Or four? Is that our team, or a force from the big man above? Nurse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr ewing Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 13 hours ago, Deodato said: When Kevin Kyle scored this last minute winner against Hibs, I felt God was on our side. I could feel him tipping the scales in our favour so natural order could resume. The closest I ever came to god. So, should we view pumping the Hibs on the 12th September as a religious event? Maybe not. If it were only two-nil. But what if we scored three? Or four? Is that our team, or a force from the big man above? God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi5kaceldream1ng Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, frankblack said: Beating Hibs is routine. Something we are used to frequently. Nothing better than seeing the meltdowns across town when they wonder what happened as they never expect it. Certainly. It's an expectation. A daily routine as normal as brushing your teeth before bed time. Edited August 29, 2021 by Rudi5kaceldream1ng 5-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Worrier Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 14 hours ago, Maple Leaf said: It's a football match. Nothing more. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 (edited) I thought the OP was angling to get a day off work due to observing a religious holiday like Homer Simpson. " Sorry, can't be at work tomorrow," (whilst sitting in Moe's), "I'm observing the Feast of...uhhhh...looks around the Feast of Maximum Occupancy." Edited August 29, 2021 by Boof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 21 minutes ago, Boof said: I thought the OP was angling to get a day off work due to observing a religious holiday like Homer Simpson. " Sorry, can't be at work tomorrow," (whilst sitting in Moe's), "I'm observing the Feast of...uhhhh...looks around the Feast of Maximum Occupancy." Doesn’t everyone get the Natural Order Day holiday the Monday after every time we beat Hibs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Just went on to their forum to have a quick look at their derby thread and it is the most reasonable I have seen to be fair. Usually its all "3-0 Hibs, we should be beating them" pish - and there is still a few. But alot of them seem to be quite wary of our wingers and Boyce and they recognise our defensive midfielders are solid. Some roaster did put that they would only take Gordon out of our team though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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