Don Dan Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds wed in secret ceremony at Catholic Westminster Cathedral in front of 30 guests – the first Prime Minister to marry while in office for 199 years. “Do you Carrie take this lying corrupt buffoon to be your lawful wedded husband? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 9 minutes ago, BarneyBattles said: Imagine getting shagged by that fat buffoon on your wedding night 🤮 Tbf he's been ****ing us all for a while now...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Many congratulations to the happy couple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Slog Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 That mental image just spoiled my evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 21 minutes ago, BarneyBattles said: Imagine getting shagged by that fat buffoon on your wedding night 🤮 In the interests of equality she is one weird looking lassie. Suited to each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted May 29, 2021 Author Share Posted May 29, 2021 (edited) Congratulations from the FM Edited May 29, 2021 by Boy Daniel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted May 29, 2021 Author Share Posted May 29, 2021 Trying to upload bit it’s not happening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 59 minutes ago, Boy Daniel said: Catholic Westminster Cathedral The Covenanters disagree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beni Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 40 minutes ago, Boy Daniel said: Trying to upload bit it’s not happening Is that a quote from Boris? First night nerves probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 My inbuilt cynicism leads me to 2 questions; 1. Who paid? That shitehawk never pays out his own pocket for anything. 2. What really terrible news is inbound? They announced a July 2022 wedding this week and now it's done and dusted by Saturday. He must have some shit news yo deliver he's hoping to distract from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 1 hour ago, BarneyBattles said: Imagine getting shagged by that fat buffoon on your wedding night 🤮 That’s what Mrs Blackfords bridesmaid said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 She is not a good looking woman imo. And she also looks like she could be an absolute bee-atch at the drop of a hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, manaliveits105 said: That’s what Mrs Blackfords bridesmaid said Haha Now Blackford is a fat horrible prick that knocks other fat horrible pricks clean out of the park. And he's Hibs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 13 minutes ago, BarneyBattles said: I know his mum, dad and brother. They are absolutely lovely human beings. He isn’t. A total prick. I don't doubt it Barney It takes a total prick to become a politician and that's every political party I'm talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwindonJambo Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said: I don't doubt it Barney It takes a total prick to become a politician and that's every political party I'm talking about. Agreed. Few of them aren't. At this point in time I can't think of one politician of any party at any level that I like, and that's been the case for a very long time. Grateful, of course, to be a free country and democracy, much less so for the politicians involved. Politicians take decisions in the best interests of politicians and we've got the best politicians money can buy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzo Chiefo Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 2 hours ago, manaliveits105 said: Many congratulations to the happy couple Great post. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGlynn The Money Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 4 hours ago, Boy Daniel said: Congratulations from the FM Nice gesture from the FM. Respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 11 hours ago, Boy Daniel said: Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds wed in secret ceremony at Catholic Westminster Cathedral in front of 30 guests – the first Prime Minister to marry while in office for 199 years. “Do you Carrie take this lying corrupt buffoon to be your lawful wedded husband? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 7 hours ago, BarneyBattles said: Post a pic of yourself mate and I’ll give you a critique. Nah. Didn’t think so. Being a better looking woman than Nicola Sturgeon is probably quite common for most men tbf. 🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 11 hours ago, Boy Daniel said: Congratulations from the FM Never trust a woman with no lips! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 (edited) people Slag off Boris for being a fat ugly buffoon but slagging Nicola sturgeons lips is well out of order apparently. Wonder if that’s because ones a man and the other a women? Edited May 30, 2021 by AlimOzturk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 14 hours ago, manaliveits105 said: Many congratulations to the happy couple Surely you have an issue with this? Another huge catholic? Always making insinuations about Nicola Sturgeon’s religion? Are you actually a hun? That English catholicism is fine but anyone Scottish is a dirty fenian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 No idea what you are on about but love conquers all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: I was pleasantly surprised and happy reading that didn’t know BJ was a friend of El Papi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: Being a better looking woman than Nicola Sturgeon is probably quite common for most men tbf. 🤷♂️ 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Boris is a Roman. All the Onionists are quickly deleting their congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 4 hours ago, AlimOzturk said: people Slag off Boris for being a fat ugly buffoon but slagging Nicola sturgeons lips is well out of order apparently. Wonder if that’s because ones a man and the other a women? more likely one is a tory and the other is not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, milky_26 said: more likely one is a tory and the other is not A filthy vermin Tory Scottish hating scumbag. Just like every other Tory filthy vermin scum. But at least she'll not testify against, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Me at a Nawbags convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Deeds Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Britain's first Catholic prime minister working hard to unite Ireland 🇮🇪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 20 minutes ago, Dirty Deeds said: Britain's first Catholic prime minister working hard to unite Ireland 🇮🇪 Indeed . . Jolly Ploughboy was his wedding song . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Carrie Antoinette now has her feet firmly under the table. Just another divorce for Boris to deal with in a couple of years time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cade said: Carrie Antoinette now has her feet firmly under the table. Just another divorce for Boris to deal with in a couple of years time. She'll probably wait a bit as he's currently potless. Once he's earning coin on the speaking circuit she'll rinse him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 I find it slightly odd that the papers haven’t cast an opinion on a 56 years old man marrying a 33 year old. Breaking the half your age plus 7 rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackLadd Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 The Krankie bigot wing on display. Par for the course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Dirty Deeds said: Britain's first Catholic prime minister working hard to unite Ireland 🇮🇪 Tories have always been the Catholic party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Cruyff said: Tories have always been the Catholic party. Yip. RessMogg and Boris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Just now, ri Alban said: Yip. RessMogg and Boris. Historically the Tories were Anti gay, anti abortion, anti divorce, pro and Jacobites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Cruyff said: Historically the Tories were Anti gay, anti abortion, anti divorce, pro and Jacobites. Still are. The DUP are at least open about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Just now, ri Alban said: Still are. The DUP are at least open about it. Aye, they're the other side of the fence, they are like "ultra Tories" but Presbyterian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Savage Vince Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 8 hours ago, Dirty Deeds said: Britain's first Catholic prime minister working hard to unite Ireland 🇮🇪 Great post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Deeds Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 He hid this well while negotiating with the DUP. https://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/religion-and-beliefs/boris-johnson-baptised-catholic-and-cannot-defect-from-church-says-canon-law-1.4579760 Mr Johnson, who is Britain’s first Catholic prime minister, and his wife “are both parishioners of the Westminster Cathedral parish and baptised Catholics,” an archdiocese spokesperson said, and that “all necessary steps were taken, in both Church and civil law, and all formalities completed before the wedding.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Whodathunk Johnson and Rees Mogg would be staunch sellic men... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Deeds Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 54 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Whodathunk Johnson and Rees Mogg would be staunch sellic men... The cabinet is more of a Popes XI than Celtic 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Dirty Deeds said: The cabinet is more of a Popes XI than Celtic 🤣 More tims than Celtic oh they’ve got more tims than Celtic Edited May 31, 2021 by jack D and coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 A true love story.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 2 hours ago, BarneyBattles said: The Catholic Church doesn’t allow divorcees to marry in their buildings / into their faith but allowed Bojo to because his two previous marriages took place in non-catholic buildings 😂 Religion is ****ed up and I can’t wait for it to die out. Totally agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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