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Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds wed in secret ceremony at Catholic Westminster Cathedral in front of 30 guests – the first Prime Minister to marry while in office for 199 years.

 

 

“Do you Carrie take this lying corrupt buffoon to be your lawful wedded husband?   

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Der Kaiser
9 minutes ago, BarneyBattles said:

Imagine getting shagged by that fat buffoon on your wedding night 🤮

 

Tbf he's been ****ing us all for a while now......

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been here before
21 minutes ago, BarneyBattles said:

Imagine getting shagged by that fat buffoon on your wedding night 🤮

 

In the interests of equality she is one weird looking lassie.

 

Suited to each other.

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Nucky Thompson
59 minutes ago, Boy Daniel said:

Catholic Westminster Cathedral 

:vangry: The Covenanters disagree 

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40 minutes ago, Boy Daniel said:

Trying to upload bit it’s not happening 

 

Is that a quote from Boris?

First night nerves probably.

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The Mighty Thor

My inbuilt cynicism leads me to 2 questions;

1. Who paid? That shitehawk never pays out his own pocket for anything.

2. What really terrible news is inbound? They announced a July 2022 wedding this week and now it's done and dusted by Saturday. He must have some shit news yo deliver he's hoping to distract from.

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manaliveits105
1 hour ago, BarneyBattles said:

Imagine getting shagged by that fat buffoon on your wedding night 🤮

That’s what Mrs Blackfords bridesmaid  said 

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Seymour M Hersh

She is not a good looking woman imo. And she also looks like she could be an absolute bee-atch at the drop of a hat. 

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Nucky Thompson
6 minutes ago, manaliveits105 said:

That’s what Mrs Blackfords bridesmaid  said 

Haha Now Blackford is a fat horrible prick that knocks other fat horrible pricks clean out of the park.

And he's Hibs

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Nucky Thompson
13 minutes ago, BarneyBattles said:


I know his mum, dad and brother. They are absolutely lovely human beings. 
 

He isn’t. A total prick. 

I don't doubt it Barney

 

It takes a total prick to become a politician and that's every political party I'm talking about.

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SwindonJambo
4 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said:

I don't doubt it Barney

 

It takes a total prick to become a politician and that's every political party I'm talking about.

Agreed. Few of them aren't. At this point in time I can't think of one politician of any party at any level that I like, and that's been the case for a very long time.

 

Grateful, of course, to be a free country and democracy, much less so for the politicians involved.

 

Politicians take decisions in the best interests of politicians and we've got the best politicians money can buy.

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McGlynn The Money
4 hours ago, Boy Daniel said:

Congratulations from the FM 

 

 

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Nice gesture from the FM. Respect.

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Governor Tarkin
11 hours ago, Boy Daniel said:

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds wed in secret ceremony at Catholic Westminster Cathedral in front of 30 guests – the first Prime Minister to marry while in office for 199 years.

 

 

“Do you Carrie take this lying corrupt buffoon to be your lawful wedded husband?   

 

:seething:

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Governor Tarkin
7 hours ago, BarneyBattles said:


Post a pic of yourself mate and I’ll give you a critique. 
 

Nah. Didn’t think so. 

 

Being a better looking woman than Nicola Sturgeon is probably quite common for most men tbf. 🤷‍♂️

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robroy1874
11 hours ago, Boy Daniel said:

Congratulations from the FM 

 

 

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Never trust a woman with no lips!

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AlimOzturk

:rofl:

 

people Slag off Boris for being a fat ugly buffoon but slagging Nicola sturgeons lips is well out of order apparently. 
 

Wonder if that’s because ones a man and the other a women? 

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jack D and coke
14 hours ago, manaliveits105 said:

Many congratulations to the happy couple 

Surely you have an issue with this? Another huge catholic? Always making insinuations about Nicola Sturgeon’s religion? Are you actually a hun? That English catholicism is fine but anyone Scottish is a dirty fenian? 

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JudyJudyJudy
3 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

:seething:

I was pleasantly surprised and happy reading that didn’t know BJ was a friend of El Papi 

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JudyJudyJudy
3 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

Being a better looking woman than Nicola Sturgeon is probably quite common for most men tbf. 🤷‍♂️

😂

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4 hours ago, AlimOzturk said:

:rofl:

 

people Slag off Boris for being a fat ugly buffoon but slagging Nicola sturgeons lips is well out of order apparently. 
 

Wonder if that’s because ones a man and the other a women? 

more likely one is a tory and the other is not

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3 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

more likely one is a tory and the other is not

A filthy vermin Tory Scottish hating scumbag. Just like every other Tory filthy vermin scum. 

But at least she'll not testify against, now. 

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Jeffros Furios
20 minutes ago, Dirty Deeds said:

Britain's first Catholic prime minister working hard to unite Ireland 🇮🇪 

Indeed . . Jolly Ploughboy was his wedding song .

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Carrie Antoinette now has her feet firmly under the table.

Just another divorce for Boris to deal with in a couple of years time.

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The Mighty Thor
3 minutes ago, Cade said:

Carrie Antoinette now has her feet firmly under the table.

Just another divorce for Boris to deal with in a couple of years time.

She'll probably wait a bit as he's currently potless.

 

Once he's earning coin on the speaking circuit she'll rinse him. 

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I find it slightly odd that the papers haven’t cast an opinion on a 56 years old man marrying a 33 year old. Breaking the half your age plus 7 rule. 

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1 hour ago, Dirty Deeds said:

Britain's first Catholic prime minister working hard to unite Ireland 🇮🇪 

Tories have always been the Catholic party. 

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1 minute ago, Cruyff said:

Tories have always been the Catholic party. 

Yip. RessMogg and Boris. 

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Just now, ri Alban said:

Yip. RessMogg and Boris. 

Historically the Tories were Anti gay, anti abortion, anti divorce, pro and Jacobites. 

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1 minute ago, Cruyff said:

Historically the Tories were Anti gay, anti abortion, anti divorce, pro and Jacobites. 

Still are. The DUP are at least open about it. 

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Just now, ri Alban said:

Still are. The DUP are at least open about it. 

Aye, they're the other side of the fence, they are like "ultra Tories" but Presbyterian. 

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Savage Vince
8 hours ago, Dirty Deeds said:

Britain's first Catholic prime minister working hard to unite Ireland 🇮🇪 

 

Great post. 

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Dirty Deeds

He hid this well while negotiating with the DUP.

 

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/religion-and-beliefs/boris-johnson-baptised-catholic-and-cannot-defect-from-church-says-canon-law-1.4579760

 

Mr Johnson, who is Britain’s first Catholic prime minister, and his wife “are both parishioners of the Westminster Cathedral parish and baptised Catholics,” an archdiocese spokesperson said, and that “all necessary steps were taken, in both Church and civil law, and all formalities completed before the wedding.”

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Dirty Deeds
54 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Whodathunk Johnson and Rees Mogg would be staunch sellic men...

The cabinet is more of a Popes XI than Celtic 🤣

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jack D and coke
6 minutes ago, Dirty Deeds said:

The cabinet is more of a Popes XI than Celtic 🤣

More tims than Celtic oh they’ve got more tims than Celtic :lol: 

 

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2 hours ago, BarneyBattles said:

The Catholic Church doesn’t allow divorcees to marry in their buildings / into their faith but allowed Bojo to because his two previous marriages took place in non-catholic buildings 😂

 

Religion is ****ed up and I can’t wait for it to die out. 

 

 

Totally agree.

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