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Shanks said no
2 minutes ago, Locky said:

That Dutch bird presenting is a big lass eh? Height and width.

 

I hope Ukraine win. No reason other than they're bat shit mental. Great to hear a proper folk song inspiring them rather than some English language, pop chart inspired pish.

Unsure how the politics will pan out but might be popular in Eastern Europe

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8 minutes ago, Captain Slog said:

Im going Sweden, Azerbaijan or Ukraine, mentions for France and Italy.

 

Can you get odds on Britain getting less than ten points?

Deserves to have his passport revoked.

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Drunken, scary, falling out of her dress, MILF Barbara for Germany is always a treat.

 

:ears:

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3 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

 

 

 

Er, she was a he 🤣

Makes sense. :lol: Looks like he played centre half for Feyenoord in his day.

3 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

Unsure how the politics will pan out but might be popular in Eastern Europe

Think even the Russians might even take a bit of pride in their effort. Apparently, the Russian entrant is somewhat controversial back home for being very liberal.

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8 minutes ago, Tazio said:

It must be an age thing, she looked ok to me. And I don’t even like blondes. 

More of an eyesight thing I suspect.

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2 minutes ago, Mister T said:

I like the scores coming in. Let's us benchmark Jackie Bird against the euro opposition

How do you see them ?

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Actually gutted I forgot to post on this thread til pretty much now. I've been spouting my shite on Twitter like a madman.

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3 minutes ago, Locky said:

Actually gutted I forgot to post on this thread til pretty much now. I've been spouting my shite on Twitter like a madman.

Good craic tonight. 

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1 minute ago, NANOJAMBO said:

Good craic tonight. 

My Twitter patter had little substance. Just trying to find a way to offend every country one by one. Except Ukraine and Lithuania. I love those ****ers.

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8 minutes ago, Cade said:

Drunken, scary, falling out of her dress, MILF Barbara for Germany is always a treat.

 

:ears:

She won’t have the Reeperbahn crowd with her this year unfortunately...

 

What about the other Barbara?  Who’s winning the Barbara Dex Award this year?  (Probably the foam cock)

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Just now, manaliveits105 said:

The Greek lass ?

I asked for that.

 

TBF, quite a few tonight. 

Not Malta, obv. 😄

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2 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said:

I asked for that.

 

TBF, quite a few tonight. 

Not Malta, obv. 😄

:rofl:

 

I've been waiting for that. Sure she sings about showing skin too. :ninja: 

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3 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said:

I asked for that.

 

TBF, quite a few tonight. 

Not Malta, obv. 😄

In fairness to the Maltese lass, anyone who has been there on holiday, the food portions are effing massive.

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2 minutes ago, Locky said:

:rofl:

 

I've been waiting for that. Sure she sings about showing skin too. :ninja: 

Well, she has quite a lot if it. 😆

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1 minute ago, NANOJAMBO said:

Well, she has quite a lot if it. 😆

Wouldn't look out of place down Newcastle city centre on a night out. Parmo daft.

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1 minute ago, SwindonJambo said:

Blimey! 

 

Cup hands, here comes Cadburys😳

 

 

I was thinking of this guy 

 

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Absolutely love hearing these old winners singing a song in their native tongue. I swear in the next 5-10 years, everyone will sing English. 

 

The thing that always drew me in to Eurovision was hearing authentic sounding music from other countries.

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1 minute ago, NANOJAMBO said:

I was thinking of this guy 

 

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😂 Ah, good old Kenny. Long gone but not forgotten. Not forgetting his ample lady chum Cleo Rocos.

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Having to explain that the guy that won it to bring it to The Netherlands can't perform coz he caught covid like a prick

 

:rofl:

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2 minutes ago, SwindonJambo said:

😂 Ah, good old Kenny. Long gone but not forgotten. Not forgetting his ample lady chum Cleo Rocos.

 

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5 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said:

I was thinking of this guy 

 

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Always reminds me of when my mum was trying to explain to my gran and grandad who Kenny was and doing her 'in the best possible taste' impression...and put one of her 6inch heels right through their leather sofa 🤣

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2 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

 

 

Always reminds me of when my mum was trying to explain to my gran and grandad who Kenny was and doing her 'in the best possible taste' impression...and put one of her 6inch heels right through their leather sofa 🤣

😄

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Shanks said no

Here we go, let the politics commence. 

 

Easier for us this year as we know the UK entry was shite anyway

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15 minutes ago, DETTY29 said:

In fairness to the Maltese lass, anyone who has been there on holiday, the food portions are effing massive.

And the beaches are made of rubble

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