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Just now, Mister T said:

Good grief. Well this has been an entertaining day. Hibs beat, mad song wins euro vision, genuinely laugh out loud comments on this thread. Brilliant. 

A pity da fool who hasn’t had an entertaining day

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1 minute ago, Mister T said:

Good grief. Well this has been an entertaining day. Hibs beat, mad song wins euro vision, genuinely laugh out loud comments on this thread. Brilliant. 

It's been everything I hoped for and more. 

 

Sadly, me and @sadj have to go now. Don't expect to see us on here for a while. It's been nice to know you all.

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11 minutes ago, Barack said:

UK winning on the vaccinations though.

 

:greggy:

If it was based on injections, no-one would stop the People's Republic of Restalrig.

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Just now, Locky said:

It's been everyone I hoped for and more. 

 

Sadly, me and @sadj have to go now. Don't expect to see us on here for a while. It's been nice to know you all.

Only you mate. He managed to delete and I’m sure he’ll be happy to grass you up. 

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Just now, Locky said:

It's been everything I hoped for and more. 

 

Sadly, me and @sadj have to go now. Don't expect to see us on here for a while. It's been nice to know you all.

🤣🤣🤣 I’ll see you on the inside mate

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Eurovision needs a rethink. Maybe a competition based on songs  expressing gratitude for what UK did for Europe in WWII. 

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Eurovision needs a rethink. Maybe a competition based on songs  expressing gratitude for what UK did for Europe in WWII. 

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Just now, Tazio said:

Only you mate. He managed to delete and I’m sure he’ll be happy to grass you up. 

Hahahaha i didn’t , Locky quoted me , thats why u edited it to say oh! 🙈🙈🙈

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Just now, NANOJAMBO said:

Eurovision needs a rethink. Maybe a competition based on songs  expressing gratitude for what UK did for Europe in WWII. 

:rofl:

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Eurovision needs a rethink. Maybe a competition based on songs  expressing gratitude for what UK did for Europe in WWII. 

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Least the boy who accidentally put Italy on for this instead of the Euros will have won. 

 

 

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1 minute ago, NANOJAMBO said:

Eurovision needs a rethink. Maybe a competition based on songs  expressing gratitude for what UK did for Europe in WWII. 

🤣🤣🤣

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1 minute ago, Tazio said:

Only you mate. He managed to delete and I’m sure he’ll be happy to grass you up. 

I've got more dirt on that **** than he knows. I'll sell it for immunity.

1 minute ago, Barack said:

Packet of HobNobs between the pair of you? Winner stays on.

:rofl: such a durable biscuit too.

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3 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said:

U.K. showing its popularity once again. 
What a great day it’s been. 

 

 

Been a good thread tonight. Thanls to all contributors. 

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Just remix Gina G every year UK.

 

There is a Polish remix that is outstanding.

 

(I know she didn't win)

 

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1 minute ago, sadj said:

Hahahaha i didn’t , Locky quoted me , thats why u edited it to say oh! 🙈🙈🙈

I’m sure they’ll accept your defence that he edited the quote to drag you down to his level. Despicable from him. Maybe weep a bit as you’re telling them. 

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I commented earlier on Facebook that I'll be going to jail if Lithuania or Ukraine don't win.

 

Didn't realise it was actually going to happen.

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Glad to see the top 3 aren’t in English. Makes it a bit more EUROvision.

 

(Unpopular opinion incoming) also glad that the fancy-burdz-in-a-short-skirt entries didn’t do well.

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Maybe the incredible Italian heavy metal vocalist Cristina Scabbia can get a gig in the show next year?

 

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Just now, Barack said:

What's the Italian sing about anyway? Anyone had the subtitles on?

Fabrizio Ravanelli.

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2 minutes ago, Locky said:

I've got more dirt on that **** than he knows. I'll sell it for immunity.

:rofl: such a durable biscuit too.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1 minute ago, Tazio said:

I’m sure they’ll accept your defence that he edited the quote to drag you down to his level. Despicable from him. Maybe weep a bit as you’re telling them. 

Sorted , ill practice with he crocodile tears now 🤘🏻👍🏻

1 minute ago, Locky said:

I commented earlier on Facebook that I'll be going to jail if Lithuania or Ukraine don't win.

 

Didn't realise it was actually going to happen.

🤣🤣

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6 minutes ago, sadj said:

A pity da fool who hasn’t had an entertaining day

I see what you did there fool 😉👍

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2 minutes ago, HartleyLegend3 said:

Remember when the butchers apron use to be cool? 

 

Why does no-one like us? 

Don't care

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2 minutes ago, Cade said:

Maybe the incredible Italian heavy metal vocalist Cristina Scabbia can get a gig in the show next year?

 

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@Locky are we allowed to comment or do we now need to await confirmation it is ok to do so

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1 minute ago, Barack said:

What's the Italian sing about anyway? Anyone had the subtitles on?

Hey don’t know what I’m talking about
You’re dirty, bros, full of mud
Cig stains between your fingers
Me with a cig walking
I’m sorry but I really believe
That I can make this jump
Even if the road is uphill
That’s why I’m training now
 

And good evening ladies and gentlemen
Get the actors out
You’d better touch your nuts
(Eurovision version: You better not make any more mistakes)
You better shut up and be quiet
 

People here are strange like drug dealers
I’ve been locked out too many nights
Now I’m gonna kick the doorways
Lookin’ up like a climber
 

So excuse me, mom, for staying out all the time
I’m crazy but different from them
And you’re out of your mind but different from them
We’re out of our minds but different from them
We’re out of our minds but different from them
 

Me
I’ve written pages and pages
I’ve seen salt then tears
These men in the car
Don’t climb the rapids
 

Written on a tombstone
In my house there is no God
But if you find the sense of time
You will rise from your oblivion
 

And no wind can stop
The natural power
From the right point of view
Of the wind you feel the thrill
 

With wax wings on your back
I’ll seek out that height
If you want to stop me try again
Try cutting off my head
 

Because
I’m out of my mind but different from them
And you’re out of your mind but different from them
We’re out of our minds but different from them
We’re out of our minds but different from them
 

People talk unfortunately
They talk, they don’t know what they’re talking about
Take me where I’m floating
I’m short of air here
 

People are talking unfortunately
They talk, they don’t know what they are talking about
Take me where I am floating
I’m short of air here
 

People are talking unfortunately
They talk, they don’t know what the **** they’re talking about
(Eurovision version: They don’t know what they’re talking about)
Take me where I’m floating
I’m short of air here
 

But I’m out of my mind but different from them
And you’re out of your mind but different from them
We’re out of our minds but different from them
We’re out of our minds but different from them
We’re different from them

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2 minutes ago, sadj said:

@Locky are we allowed to comment or do we now need to await confirmation it is ok to do so

@Cade made the comment first, so if she's 15 then he's as rotten as we are.

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1 minute ago, Sooperstar said:

You get the feeling the Italian party will be a late one...

 

 

Is he doing a line ? 😆

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2 minutes ago, Sooperstar said:

You get the feeling the Italian party will be a late one...

 

 

 

I'd go to the Azerbaijan after party

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1 minute ago, Barack said:

Prefer Andrea Bocelli, I've got to say. 


😍 wee bit of Con Te Partiró

 

Just now, Cade said:

She's 48

 

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Thank ****....

 

In that case ooooofta 

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1 minute ago, Barack said:

Don't think it was his first.

Def not so was the French lass , they cut to her and she was flicking the drip 🤣

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25 minutes ago, Cade said:

I love this new voting method.

 

It's cruel as feck but hilarious.


isn’t it. Just great to watch

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4 minutes ago, Barack said:

Italy lad will just claim he was smelling the sanitiser on the table.

 

"Mountain Forest." Mmmm.


Sea breeze surely you know to clear the nostrils out and......inhale

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Just now, Barack said:

Split his leather pants too. Boaby was hanging out at the end of the 2nd performance.

 

Rock & roll, dude.👍🏻

naaaa 🤣🤣

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Pasquale for King
17 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

Italy been disqualified yet?

What for? I don’t think they do drugs tests. 

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Any hoo...

 

After Amanda “one’s French and one’s Dutch and I don’t know which is which” Holden making an a**e of herself, here’s Nigella in 2015 trolling the Brexiteers in a blue dress with a gold star brooch easing from German to Italian to French.  Class.

 

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Pasquale for King
4 minutes ago, FWJ said:

Any hoo...

 

After Amanda “one’s French and one’s Dutch and I don’t know which is which” Holden making an a**e of herself, here’s Nigella in 2015 trolling the Brexiteers in a blue dress with a gold star brooch easing from German to Italian to French.  Class.

 

Nigella, looks fantastic for 61 😱

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7 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said:

Nigella, looks fantastic for 61 😱

In fairness she was only 55 then.

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Can anyone actually tell me what the point is of the ESC? What does it actually do? 

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A Boy Named Crow
1 hour ago, EH11_2NL said:

Can anyone actually tell me what the point is of the ESC? What does it actually do? 

It must be making money for someone 

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