redjambo Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Alan Turing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Stephen Fry Niccolò Machiavelli Adele Not very well though out, but we'd probably have a decent time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Peter Ustinov David Niven Groucho Marx Mel Brooks Kurt Vonnegut If you couldn’t get some good chat and humour out of that lot I’d be amazed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malinga the Swinga Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: A trivial fact. Doris Day was singing the famous song 'Hooray for Hollywood' on a US Radio Station called Music in the Afternoon when she was cut off by a Radio announcer telling folks that JFK had been shot in Dallas. She had a lovely voice and was a pretty good actress too. She can wear her Calamity Jane rig out and sing for her supper. Watched Calamity Jane again over Christmas and it never fails to bring smile out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malinga the Swinga Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Another great film. Didn't she do comedy films with Rock Hudson ? I'm sure she did because I recall watching them, but without searching I'm not too sure... Best known is Pillow Talk but there were a couple of others. Also did a Hitchcock movie as well. Great looking woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 32 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: A trivial fact. Doris Day was singing the famous song 'Hooray for Hollywood' on a US Radio Station called Music in the Afternoon when she was cut off by a Radio announcer telling folks that JFK had been shot in Dallas. She had a lovely voice and was a pretty good actress too. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 29 minutes ago, Malinga the Swinga said: She can wear her Calamity Jane rig out and sing for her supper. Watched Calamity Jane again over Christmas and it never fails to bring smile out. Great film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Hitler Churchill Genghis Khan Alexander the Great Joey Essex I'd love to hear Joey's questions to the others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Dongcaster Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Jesus Albert Einstein Da Vinci Musk Julius Caesar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 4 hours ago, Lord BJ said: Anyway I will give mine. It’s a dinner party so I’m evening the numbers up and trying to bring people together I think could mix in a imaginary scenario as opposed to just picking random idols. Holly Willboughry- Let’s get the reason out the way. I fancy her and would like some eye candy at my party. Plus she’s a experienced conversationalist and would bring the best out in my guests and love a hunourous faux pas. She would give me something to get my flirt on. Snoop Dogg- I’ve been a fan since I was a teenager. Like his music but he also funny, buisiness savvy, would have epic stories and likes to get blazed. Martha Stewart- I needed someone who could bring the culinary and decorative skills that a dinner party with friends. She’s big friends with snoop, pretty funny and led a very interesting life, plus she likes to get blazed. Joe Rogan- Had a quick think about bringing a comedian for humour and thought about obvious comedians, however, he gets the nod for the ability to bring out the most interesting convos in people and he likes to blaze. I nearly put the Rock or Arnie in here but need more humour, Rhianna- She here by me being shallow and wanting more eye candy and people to blaze with. Plus feel she would fit in with the vibe of the group, Lord BJ- random poster of internet And would Snoop Dog be ordering the food from Just Eat 😂. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 James Corden Russell Brand Chris Moyle James Acaster Rob Beckett. And after drugging them with the soup I'd chop all of these unfunny ****s up and single handedly have done more for British TV and Radio than anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Just now, Der Kaiser said: James Corden Russell Brand Chris Moyle James Acaster Rob Beckett. And after drugging them with the soup I'd chop all of these unfunny ****s up and single handedly have done more for British TV and Radio than anyone else. 😅👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 9 hours ago, Tazio said: Peter Ustinov David Niven Groucho Marx Mel Brooks Kurt Vonnegut If you couldn’t get some good chat and humour out of that lot I’d be amazed. Not a million miles away. John Lennon Groucho Marx Stephen Fry Eric Morecambe/Tommy Cooper David Niven/Peter Ustinov/Oliver Reed/Richard Burton Too many to mention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Just now, JWL said: Not a million miles away. John Lennon Groucho Marx Stephen Fry Eric Morecambe/Tommy Cooper David Niven/Peter Ustinov/Oliver Reed/Richard Burton Too many to mention. You could have 2 sittings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 33 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said: You could have 2 sittings. I'll need them as I've forgotten Kate Bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Paul Weller Raquel Welch (in he 20s/30s) Joan Rivers Eddie Izzard Clint Eastwood If I'm more interested in what happens after we've finished the meal then I would have Bobbi Starr Lorelei Lee Chanel Preston Alicia Rhodes Anissa Kate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 (edited) John Lennon Leonardo Da Vinci Christopher Hitchens Salma Hayek Monet H.P. Lovecraft wouldn't be allowed as he was a racist git and Salma Hayek is 100% coming. Edited February 10, 2021 by Lovecraft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, JWL said: I'll need them as I've forgotten Kate Bush. 👍 Edited February 10, 2021 by The Real Maroonblood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Bruce Springsteen - first heard him in 1992 and he has been with me through my teenage years to adult life. A great story teller and I hope he would bring his guitar. Billy Connolly - no man has made me laugh over the years than BC. From listening to bootleg cassettes in the 1970s to live gigs years later, he has never failed to make me laugh. Tom Hanks - has been in so many films that I enjoyed and I am sure he has a tale or two to tell Ian Rankin - love his books and would be someone a bit more local to have a blether with. Amelia Earhart - the token female just to ask her what did happen to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 (edited) Some great tables. For me it would be Dave Grohl - with guitar please Sly Stallone - legend and very funny Margot Robbie - stunning Scarlett Johannson - see above Muhammad Ali - no words Edited February 10, 2021 by 1971fozzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Robbo Billy Connolly Paul Weller Holly Willoughby Freddie Starr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambraejambo Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Brian Clough for football talk Dave Allen for random funny stories Karen Carpenter for a sing song. Patricia Arquette from the year 1992 ? Dressed as Alabama Whitman Whoopi Goldberg for amazing stories and I think she be a laugh and would get on with Clough and Allen ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 I’ve decided to ask Demi Moore to be the waitress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: I’ve decided to ask Demi Moore to be the waitress. Topless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 13 minutes ago, adambraejambo said: Brian Clough for football talk Dave Allen for random funny stories Karen Carpenter for a sing song. Patricia Arquette from the year 1992 ? Dressed as Alabama Whitman Whoopi Goldberg for amazing stories and I think she be a laugh and would get on with Clough and Allen ! Patricia just for her baps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Robbo Howard Marks Bob Mortimer The bursd from Two Doors Down Elvis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 22 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said: Patricia just for her baps. It's always good to have an experienced cook as one of your dinner guests so that they can bring along some of their speciality. I didn't know that Patricia was into baking, myself, but an excellent choice if that is the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 12 minutes ago, redjambo said: It's always good to have an experienced cook as one of your dinner guests so that they can bring along some of their speciality. I didn't know that Patricia was into baking, myself, but an excellent choice if that is the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoolfordsHearts Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Don Rickles Frank Sinatra Dean Martin Sammy Davis Foster Brooks I'd imagine it would be a roast for dinner with this lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malinga the Swinga Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 6 hours ago, Sawdust Caesar said: Paul Weller Raquel Welch (in he 20s/30s) Joan Rivers Eddie Izzard Clint Eastwood If I'm more interested in what happens after we've finished the meal then I would have Bobbi Starr Lorelei Lee Chanel Preston Alicia Rhodes Anissa Kate Sure I wouldn't survive all five, actually not sure I would survive one. Looked up first two and got the idea where it was headed. Miss Lee seems to be a bit of a disciplinarian (putting it as nicely as I can). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 3 hours ago, The Real Maroonblood said: Topless? Is there any other way to view the deliciously delectable Madame Moore? 🤷🏿♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 43 minutes ago, Morgan said: Is there any other way to view the deliciously delectable Madame Moore? 🤷🏿♂️ 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Paul Weller Martin Luther King Joanna Lumley Lee Harvey Oswald Brian Clough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 15 hours ago, Ron Burgundy said: Hitler Churchill Genghis Khan Alexander the Great Joey Essex I'd love to hear Joey's questions to the others. Hitler and Churchill were two that had hit my mind, my problem is that I have been around on arrivals and departures of some celebrities, and very few have been the epitomy of their public personae. If they attended as they project themselves to the audience that would be fine, but to be treated as a source of boredom is not my bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 John Bonham Jimmy Page Robert Plant John Paul Jones Any chef they want..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Morgan said: I’ve decided to ask Demi Moore to be the waitress. Along that line, Carole Middleton will be waitress at my dinner of: Carl Sagan Christopher Hitchens John Lennon Mohammed Ali Rabbie Burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Oliver Reed Princess Margaret George Best Les Dawson Debbie Harry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 On 09/02/2021 at 19:13, Jamie Walker Tash said: If you were to sit at a big table with 5 other celebrities who would they be and why? Dead or alvie. Yes I am extremely bored! For me David Beckham - He's a man I've always liked, think he comes across as a really decent guy and would love to her some of his football stories. Stephen Fry - A really interesting and intelligent man. Lee Mack - One of my favourite comedians. Love Not Going Out Jenson Button - Again i think he comes across as a really down to earth guy. Plus to talk about that race in Canada 2011. Best race ever! Freddie Mercury - The guy was phenomenal, died before I was even born but man what an entertainer he was. ive sat next to Colin Mccredie (taggart)at a family wedding, great guy and a St johnstone fan. Would like dinner with David jason and Richard Wilson, debbie Harry as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 On 10/02/2021 at 03:44, Tazio said: Peter Ustinov David Niven Groucho Marx Mel Brooks Kurt Vonnegut If you couldn’t get some good chat and humour out of that lot I’d be amazed. That’s a great list . Great raconteurs, it’s a dying art really . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 15 hours ago, Malinga the Swinga said: Sure I wouldn't survive all five, actually not sure I would survive one. Looked up first two and got the idea where it was headed. Miss Lee seems to be a bit of a disciplinarian (putting it as nicely as I can). At least you'd die with a smile on yer face. Miss Lee does switch so you could be the one dishing it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 12 hours ago, Maple Leaf said: Along that line, Carole Middleton will be waitress at my dinner of: Carl Sagan Christopher Hitchens John Lennon Mohammed Ali Rabbie Burns Mohammed Ali would be a great guest, I wish I’d thought of him. 7 hours ago, Maroon Sailor said: Oliver Reed Princess Margaret George Best Les Dawson Debbie Harry Yes, George was in my first choice list as well. 👍 As long as he was even remotely coherent, I think he would be a great laugh. On a similar token, and as I’ve mentioned on here before, we had two consecutive nights out with Gazza as company. The first time in a bar (he was drunk), the second night in a Chinese restaurant in which we shared a table with him and Alan McLaren. It was an ‘interesting’ meal, shall we say? 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchy frog Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Donald Trump Scott Brown Margaret Thatcher Neil Doncaster My bairns grandad on the other side I'd feed them all 2 week old chicken, the *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyscott82 Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Robbo Sir David Attenborough The Rock Paul Walker Sarah Michelle Gellar I’ll have Colin Macrae and Chris Harris in reserve in case of call offs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 1 hour ago, crunchy frog said: Donald Trump Scott Brown Margaret Thatcher Neil Doncaster My bairns grandad on the other side I'd feed them all 2 week old chicken, the *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One five Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 1 hour ago, crunchy frog said: Donald Trump Scott Brown Margaret Thatcher Neil Doncaster My bairns grandad on the other side I'd feed them all 2 week old chicken, the *****. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One five Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 David Bowie Mick Ronson David Gilmour Rudi Robbo and to serve us Debbie Harry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Mick and Keith Robert Burns Mohammed Ali Martin Luther King Junior I can imagine them saying who is that tosser when I was away for a slash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) Leonardo Da Vinci Winston Churchill Muhammad Ali Eddie Murphy Prince The Roux brothers can make the pot noodles. Debbie Harry, Michelle Pfeiffer and Natalie Portman can provide the condiments. Edit: Robbo can sign the cheque! Edited February 15, 2021 by Zico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 On 11/02/2021 at 13:56, crunchy frog said: Donald Trump Scott Brown Margaret Thatcher Neil Doncaster My bairns grandad on the other side I'd feed them all 2 week old chicken, the *****. Now THAT is funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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