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Alan Turing

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Stephen Fry

Niccolò Machiavelli

Adele

 

Not very well though out, but we'd probably have a decent time.

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Malinga the Swinga
2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

A trivial fact. Doris Day was singing the famous song 'Hooray for Hollywood' on a US Radio Station called Music in the Afternoon when she was cut off by a Radio announcer telling folks that JFK had been shot in Dallas.

 

She had a lovely voice and was a pretty good actress too.

She can wear her Calamity Jane rig out and sing for her supper. 

Watched Calamity Jane again over Christmas and it never fails to bring smile out. 

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Malinga the Swinga
2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Another great film. Didn't she do comedy films with Rock Hudson ? 

 

I'm sure she did because I recall watching them, but without searching I'm not too sure...

Best known is Pillow Talk but there were a couple of others. Also did a Hitchcock movie as well. 

Great looking woman. 

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The Real Maroonblood
32 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

A trivial fact. Doris Day was singing the famous song 'Hooray for Hollywood' on a US Radio Station called Music in the Afternoon when she was cut off by a Radio announcer telling folks that JFK had been shot in Dallas.

 

She had a lovely voice and was a pretty good actress too.

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29 minutes ago, Malinga the Swinga said:

She can wear her Calamity Jane rig out and sing for her supper. 

Watched Calamity Jane again over Christmas and it never fails to bring smile out. 

Great film.

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4 hours ago, Lord BJ said:

Anyway I will give mine. It’s a dinner party so I’m evening the numbers up and trying to bring people together I think could mix in a imaginary scenario as opposed to just picking random idols. 
 

Holly Willboughry- Let’s get the reason out the way. I fancy her and would like some eye candy at my party. Plus she’s a experienced conversationalist and would bring the best out in my guests and love a hunourous faux pas. She would give me something to get my flirt on. 

 

Snoop Dogg- I’ve been a fan since I was a teenager. Like his music but he also funny, buisiness savvy, would have epic stories and likes to get blazed. 
 

Martha Stewart- I needed someone who could bring the culinary and decorative skills that a dinner party with friends. She’s big friends with snoop, pretty funny and led a very interesting life, plus she likes to get blazed. 
 

Joe Rogan- Had a quick think about bringing a comedian for humour and thought about obvious comedians, however, he gets the nod for the ability to bring out the most interesting convos in people and he likes to blaze. I nearly put the Rock or Arnie in here but need more humour, 

 

Rhianna- She here by me being shallow and wanting more eye candy and people to blaze with. Plus feel she would fit in with the vibe of the group, 

 

Lord BJ- random poster of internet  

 

 

And would Snoop Dog be ordering the food from Just Eat 😂.

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James Corden

Russell Brand

Chris Moyle

James Acaster

Rob Beckett.

 

And after drugging them with the soup I'd chop all of these unfunny ****s up and single handedly have done more for British TV and Radio than anyone else.

 

 

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Just now, Der Kaiser said:

James Corden

Russell Brand

Chris Moyle

James Acaster

Rob Beckett.

 

And after drugging them with the soup I'd chop all of these unfunny ****s up and single handedly have done more for British TV and Radio than anyone else.

 

 

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9 hours ago, Tazio said:

Peter Ustinov

David Niven

Groucho Marx

Mel Brooks

Kurt Vonnegut 

 

If you couldn’t get some good chat and humour out of that lot I’d be amazed. 

 

Not a million miles away.

 

John Lennon

Groucho Marx

Stephen Fry

Eric Morecambe/Tommy Cooper

David Niven/Peter Ustinov/Oliver Reed/Richard Burton

 

Too many to mention.

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The Real Maroonblood
Just now, JWL said:

 

Not a million miles away.

 

John Lennon

Groucho Marx

Stephen Fry

Eric Morecambe/Tommy Cooper

David Niven/Peter Ustinov/Oliver Reed/Richard Burton

 

Too many to mention.

You could have 2 sittings.

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Sawdust Caesar

Paul Weller

Raquel Welch (in he 20s/30s)

Joan Rivers

Eddie Izzard

Clint Eastwood

 

If I'm more interested in what happens after we've finished the meal then I would have

 

Bobbi Starr

Lorelei Lee

Chanel Preston

Alicia Rhodes

Anissa Kate

 

 

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John Lennon

Leonardo Da Vinci

Christopher Hitchens

Salma Hayek

Monet

 

H.P. Lovecraft wouldn't be allowed as he was a racist git and Salma Hayek is 100% coming.

 

 

 

 

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The Real Maroonblood
1 hour ago, JWL said:

 

I'll need them as I've forgotten Kate Bush.

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Carl Fredrickson

Bruce Springsteen - first heard him in 1992 and he has been with me through my teenage years to adult life. A great story teller and I hope he would bring his guitar. 

 

Billy Connolly - no man has made me laugh over the years than BC. From listening to bootleg cassettes in the 1970s to live gigs years later, he has never failed to make me laugh.

 

Tom Hanks - has been in so many films that I enjoyed and I am sure he has a tale or two to tell

 

Ian Rankin - love his books and would be someone a bit more local to have a blether with.

 

Amelia Earhart - the token female just to ask her what did happen to her. 

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Some great tables. For me it would be 

 

Dave Grohl - with guitar please


Sly Stallone - legend and very funny

 

Margot Robbie - stunning

 

Scarlett Johannson - see above

 

Muhammad Ali - no words

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adambraejambo

Brian Clough for football talk

Dave Allen for random funny stories

Karen Carpenter for a sing song.

Patricia Arquette from the year 1992 ? Dressed as Alabama Whitman 

Whoopi Goldberg for amazing stories and I think she be a laugh and would get on with Clough and Allen ! 

 

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13 minutes ago, adambraejambo said:

Brian Clough for football talk

Dave Allen for random funny stories

Karen Carpenter for a sing song.

Patricia Arquette from the year 1992 ? Dressed as Alabama Whitman 

Whoopi Goldberg for amazing stories and I think she be a laugh and would get on with Clough and Allen ! 

 

Patricia just for her baps.

 

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22 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Patricia just for her baps.

 

It's always good to have an experienced cook as one of your dinner guests so that they can bring along some of their speciality. I didn't know that Patricia was into baking, myself, but an excellent choice if that is the case. :thumb:

 

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12 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

It's always good to have an experienced cook as one of your dinner guests so that they can bring along some of their speciality. I didn't know that Patricia was into baking, myself, but an excellent choice if that is the case. :thumb:

 

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WoolfordsHearts

Don Rickles

Frank Sinatra 

Dean Martin 

Sammy Davis 

Foster Brooks

 

I'd imagine it would be a roast for dinner with this lot.

 

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Malinga the Swinga
6 hours ago, Sawdust Caesar said:

Paul Weller

Raquel Welch (in he 20s/30s)

Joan Rivers

Eddie Izzard

Clint Eastwood

 

If I'm more interested in what happens after we've finished the meal then I would have

 

Bobbi Starr

Lorelei Lee

Chanel Preston

Alicia Rhodes

Anissa Kate

 

 

Sure I wouldn't survive all five, actually not sure I would survive one. Looked up first two and got the idea where it was headed. Miss Lee seems to be a bit of a disciplinarian (putting it as nicely as I can). 

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3 hours ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Topless?

Is there any other way to view the deliciously delectable Madame Moore?  🤷🏿‍♂️

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43 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Is there any other way to view the deliciously delectable Madame Moore?  🤷🏿‍♂️

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15 hours ago, Ron Burgundy said:

Hitler

Churchill

Genghis Khan

Alexander the Great

Joey Essex

 

I'd love to hear Joey's questions to the others.

 Hitler and Churchill were two that had hit my mind, my problem is that I have been around on arrivals and departures of some celebrities, and very few have been the epitomy of their public personae. If they attended as they project themselves to the audience that would be fine, but to be treated as a source of boredom is not my bag.

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8 hours ago, Morgan said:

I’ve decided to ask Demi Moore to be the waitress.

 

Along that line, Carole Middleton will be waitress at my dinner of:

 

Carl Sagan

Christopher Hitchens

John Lennon

Mohammed Ali

Rabbie Burns

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On 09/02/2021 at 19:13, Jamie Walker Tash said:

If you were to sit at a big table with 5 other celebrities who would they be and why? Dead or alvie. Yes I am extremely bored!

 

For me

 

David Beckham - He's a man I've always liked, think he comes across as a really decent guy and would love to her some of his football stories.

 

Stephen Fry - A really interesting and intelligent man.

 

Lee Mack - One of my favourite comedians. Love Not Going Out

 

Jenson Button - Again i think he comes across as a really down to earth guy. Plus to talk about that race in Canada 2011. Best race ever!

 

Freddie Mercury - The guy was phenomenal, died before I was even born but man what an entertainer he was.

 

 

ive sat next to Colin Mccredie (taggart)at a family wedding, great guy and a St johnstone fan.

Would like dinner with David jason and Richard Wilson, debbie Harry as well.

 

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On 10/02/2021 at 03:44, Tazio said:

Peter Ustinov

David Niven

Groucho Marx

Mel Brooks

Kurt Vonnegut 

 

If you couldn’t get some good chat and humour out of that lot I’d be amazed. 

That’s a great list . Great raconteurs, it’s a dying art really . 

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Sawdust Caesar
15 hours ago, Malinga the Swinga said:

Sure I wouldn't survive all five, actually not sure I would survive one. Looked up first two and got the idea where it was headed. Miss Lee seems to be a bit of a disciplinarian (putting it as nicely as I can). 

At least you'd die with a smile on yer face. Miss Lee does switch so you could be the one dishing it out.

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12 hours ago, Maple Leaf said:

 

Along that line, Carole Middleton will be waitress at my dinner of:

 

Carl Sagan

Christopher Hitchens

John Lennon

Mohammed Ali

Rabbie Burns

 

Mohammed Ali would be a great guest, I wish I’d thought of him.  :sad: 

 

 

 

7 hours ago, Maroon Sailor said:

Oliver Reed

Princess Margaret

George Best

Les Dawson

Debbie Harry

 

Yes, George was in my first choice list as well.  👍

 

As long as he was even remotely coherent, I think he would be a great laugh.

 

On a similar token, and as I’ve mentioned on here before, we had two consecutive nights out with Gazza as company.  The first time in a bar (he was drunk), the second night in a Chinese restaurant in which we shared a table with him and Alan McLaren.  It was an ‘interesting’ meal, shall we say?  😀

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Donald Trump

Scott Brown

Margaret Thatcher

Neil Doncaster

My bairns grandad on the other side

 

I'd feed them all 2 week old chicken, the *****.

 

 

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Robbo

Sir David Attenborough

The Rock

Paul Walker

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

I’ll have Colin Macrae and Chris Harris in reserve in case of call offs. 

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The Real Maroonblood
1 hour ago, crunchy frog said:

Donald Trump

Scott Brown

Margaret Thatcher

Neil Doncaster

My bairns grandad on the other side

 

I'd feed them all 2 week old chicken, the *****.

 

 

:lol:

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1 hour ago, crunchy frog said:

Donald Trump

Scott Brown

Margaret Thatcher

Neil Doncaster

My bairns grandad on the other side

 

I'd feed them all 2 week old chicken, the *****.

 

 

😂

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Mick and Keith

Robert Burns

Mohammed Ali

Martin Luther King Junior

 

I can imagine them saying who is that tosser when I was away for a slash.

 

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Leonardo Da Vinci

Winston Churchill

Muhammad Ali

Eddie Murphy
Prince

 

The Roux brothers can make the pot noodles. Debbie Harry, Michelle Pfeiffer and Natalie Portman can provide the condiments. 
 

Edit: Robbo can sign the cheque!

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On 11/02/2021 at 13:56, crunchy frog said:

Donald Trump

Scott Brown

Margaret Thatcher

Neil Doncaster

My bairns grandad on the other side

 

I'd feed them all 2 week old chicken, the *****.

 

 

 

Now THAT is funny!!!!  :rofl:

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