Salad Fingers Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 16 hours ago, muldoon74 said: Impromptu rumpy pumpy in the middle of decorating.. Glad your not my workmate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robbo-Jambo Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 20 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: Glad your not my workmate. 😅 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cade Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 1 hour ago, Salad Fingers said: Glad your not my workmate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neil Dongcaster Posted January 6 Author Share Posted January 6 Finding money in a jacket you haven’t had on for a while. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 15 hours ago, jonesy said: Nice of you do put them in order... 7 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said: When you typed the last bit, did you say it in the Borat voice in your head? I know! 😄 Almost as soon as I posted, I thought ‘someone is going to comment on the order they were in, or that my wife is ‘simple’. There is no truth in either, however. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonesy Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 16 hours ago, Boof said: Being clean-shaven. On the face, ye bunch of weirdos! Will give this a try tonight. Have been stubbly for months. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Samuel Camazzola Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 5 hours ago, Morgan said: I know! 😄 Almost as soon as I posted, I thought ‘someone is going to comment on the order they were in, or that my wife is ‘simple’. There is no truth in either, however. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kawasakijambo Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 (edited) When it is your night off, would be starting in eleven mins. Edited January 6 by kawasakijambo got it wrong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lord BJ Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 I’ve had a head cold the last couple of days. My sinus has been to cock and had hearing go in one ear partially and trapped aitbfeeling younger when flying. Just went pop about 2min ago feels so good. Whilst the world feels very loud again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cade Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Getting an e-mail from your supermarket saying they have everything you ordered and there are no substitutions or refunds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonnothejambo Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Walking our dogs in the hills then in the evening having a hot curry and an ice cold beer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OBE Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 A garaged car on these frosty mornings. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
weegranty Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Just out the shower after shaving the face and head,bliss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OBE Posted Wednesday at 09:51 Share Posted Wednesday at 09:51 Dancing when nobody's watching or oot yoor nut, it doesn't really matter which... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ron Burgundy Posted Wednesday at 11:33 Share Posted Wednesday at 11:33 I never drank in the house at all before lockdown but now I'm border line problem drinker. I cannot wait til late at night with everything done and a large whisky and decent cigar. And prior to 4 months ago I hadn't smoked for 5 years and never drank whisky. I'm also getting a taste for red wine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Governor Tarkin Posted Wednesday at 11:46 Share Posted Wednesday at 11:46 On 05/01/2021 at 17:34, luckyBatistuta said: A morning shower (drives the wife mad)…I do maybe spend a bit too long in there😁 It's not really the shower you enjoy, is it? On 05/01/2021 at 17:42, GinRummy said: @jonesyshould add, well done btw, I’d love to be able to do stuff like build a desk etc. Would feel great when it was built. You should give it a go, Gin. I built my wee boys' first cot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GinRummy Posted Wednesday at 11:51 Share Posted Wednesday at 11:51 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: It's not really the shower you enjoy, is it? You should give it a go, Gin. I built my wee boys' first cot. Must have been very rewarding. It is something that interests me I have to say. The wife’s daughter done some sort of carpentry course a few year ago and she has built her bairn wee chairs and a mini desk thing. Will have a chat with her about it when Tricky Nicky deems she is allowed in our house again 😀 Edited Wednesday at 11:53 by GinRummy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OBE Posted Wednesday at 12:44 Share Posted Wednesday at 12:44 1 hour ago, Ron Burgundy said: I never drank in the house at all before lockdown but now I'm border line problem drinker. I cannot wait til late at night with everything done and a large whisky and decent cigar. And prior to 4 months ago I hadn't smoked for 5 years and never drank whisky. I'm also getting a taste for red wine. Cut yourself some slack...these are abnormal times, nowt wrong with a dram & a smoke, just dinnae go nuts...probably preventing you from going nuts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ribble Posted Wednesday at 16:56 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:56 Nap on the couch, especially when the 2 cats cuddle in, little one against my belly, big one in the back of my knees Quote Link to post Share on other sites
luckyBatistuta Posted Wednesday at 18:06 Share Posted Wednesday at 18:06 6 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: It's not really the shower you enjoy, is it? You should give it a go, Gin. I built my wee boys' first cot. What happens in the shower, stays in the shower🤫 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Governor Tarkin Posted Wednesday at 20:39 Share Posted Wednesday at 20:39 2 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: What happens in the shower, stays in the shower🤫 Unless you've been backed-up for a while and are really excited. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
luckyBatistuta Posted Wednesday at 22:59 Share Posted Wednesday at 22:59 1 hour ago, Governor Tarkin said: Unless you've been backed-up for a while and are really excited. I’m living at my mother-in-laws 🤫 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Governor Tarkin Posted Thursday at 06:46 Share Posted Thursday at 06:46 7 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: I’m living at my mother-in-laws 🤫 My point stands. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smiler Posted Thursday at 09:53 Share Posted Thursday at 09:53 On 05/01/2021 at 10:03, Locky said: Can't beat it when you've given the kitchen a good clean and the house a good hoover. On 05/01/2021 at 12:24, Auldbenches said: Getting into bed to a hot electric blanket. On 05/01/2021 at 19:30, iantjambo said: Listening to the wind and rain battering against the window and I'm all snug and cosy in bed. Have you lot turned into women since New Year? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted Thursday at 10:01 Share Posted Thursday at 10:01 6 minutes ago, smiler said: Have you lot turned into women since New Year? Why would you say such a mean thing? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smiler Posted Thursday at 10:03 Share Posted Thursday at 10:03 Just now, iantjambo said: Why would you say such a mean thing? Sorry Ian, on reflection being snug and cosy in bed isn't too bad, but the other gadge with the leccy blanket.....i didn't think they were still legal 😄 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted Thursday at 10:06 Share Posted Thursday at 10:06 2 minutes ago, smiler said: Sorry Ian, on reflection being snug and cosy in bed isn't too bad, but the other gadge with the leccy blanket.....i didn't think they were still legal 😄 Aw it’s ok hun. Lets hug it out 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smiler Posted Thursday at 10:08 Share Posted Thursday at 10:08 Just now, iantjambo said: Aw it’s ok hun. Lets hug it out 😂 Yes, let's get all warm and cosy 😲 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Auldbenches Posted Thursday at 11:12 Share Posted Thursday at 11:12 1 hour ago, smiler said: Have you lot turned into women since New Year? Nothing wrong with getting in touch with your feminine side. Do my baws look in these? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Auldbenches Posted Thursday at 11:13 Share Posted Thursday at 11:13 Just now, Auldbenches said: Nothing wrong with getting in touch with your feminine side. Do my baws look in these? Meant to say Do my baws look big in these? How do you edit posts in this new layout? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Locky Posted Thursday at 11:31 Share Posted Thursday at 11:31 1 hour ago, smiler said: Have you lot turned into women since New Year? Real men have lovely kitchens. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted Thursday at 13:15 Share Posted Thursday at 13:15 2 hours ago, Auldbenches said: Meant to say Do my baws look big in these? How do you edit posts in this new layout? On mobile the three dots at the top right of the post will bring a menu with the edit option Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Auldbenches Posted Thursday at 13:17 Share Posted Thursday at 13:17 1 minute ago, milky_26 said: On mobile the three dots at the top right of the post will bring a menu with the edit option Thanks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wentworth jambo Posted Thursday at 13:49 Share Posted Thursday at 13:49 Driving economically - never used to care but got a new motor recently that shows real time fuel usage / mpg etc and also the normal miles until diesel runs out etc. Found myself (prob dangerously) concentrating on that more than I should and try to keep it as high as possible and then when I fill it up, try to get that as high as possible also...careful driving has seen me average 64.2 mpg since I got the car and last fill up advised I had a range of 840 miles Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OBE Posted Thursday at 17:04 Share Posted Thursday at 17:04 3 hours ago, wentworth jambo said: Driving economically - never used to care but got a new motor recently that shows real time fuel usage / mpg etc and also the normal miles until diesel runs out etc. Found myself (prob dangerously) concentrating on that more than I should and try to keep it as high as possible and then when I fill it up, try to get that as high as possible also...careful driving has seen me average 64.2 mpg since I got the car and last fill up advised I had a range of 840 miles Never fill it up, why lug all that heavy oil fuel around? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fultons Right Leg Posted Thursday at 17:09 Share Posted Thursday at 17:09 4 minutes ago, OBE said: Never fill it up, why lug all that heavy oil fuel around? Ive never thought about it like that before. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted Friday at 08:21 Share Posted Friday at 08:21 On 13/01/2021 at 22:59, luckyBatistuta said: I’m living at my mother-in-laws 🤫 I'm here for you man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
luckyBatistuta Posted Friday at 15:06 Share Posted Friday at 15:06 (edited) On 14/01/2021 at 06:46, Governor Tarkin said: My point stands. It does indeed 6 hours ago, IronJambo said: I'm here for you man I’m not wanting you there, get your arse over here and take one🤣 Been stuck in a 2 bedroom retirement flat with the mother-in-law (5 of us) for 14 weeks. Was meant to move in the next couple of days and just been informed that they’ve screwed the mortgage up, so no idea how much longer I’m here for. Edited Friday at 15:07 by luckyBatistuta Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boof Posted Friday at 15:09 Share Posted Friday at 15:09 Pishing al fresco. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tazio Posted Saturday at 18:08 Share Posted Saturday at 18:08 Typing out a good sweary post on here. You know it’s going to get censored before anyone sees it but satisfying as you compose it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alwaysthereinspirit Posted Saturday at 18:56 Share Posted Saturday at 18:56 On 05/01/2021 at 08:26, Cade said: A one-wipe jobby that slips out like an otter off a riverbank Oh and didn’t laugh out loud Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Samuel Camazzola Posted Sunday at 10:23 Share Posted Sunday at 10:23 On 05/01/2021 at 13:26, Cade said: A one-wipe jobby that slips out like an otter off a riverbank And the wipe is just a courtesy one. Ie it adds no benefit to the process. More to make a point. 👍 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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