sac Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 It's November. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1964m Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Tell that to radio forth 2 they have been playing Christmas songs all day 1 minute ago, indianajones said: It's November. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Three things: Is it not Crimbo? I’ve always believed that the use of the noun ‘ Chrimbo’ was only used by people who were pushing their Christian identity? It’s the 23rd of November. It’s too early. @indianajones endorses my point as number 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otterjohn Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 50 minutes ago, sac said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otterjohn Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 50 minutes ago, sac said: And to you and all our brilliant Hearts family Please spare a thought for all the poor souls through illness and bad luck that have no hope or future at all Our own fortunes will be bright Starting with winning the Cup in December Remember how lucky we are to support Hearts the club with the greatest history and be thankful we didn't choose Fibs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otterjohn Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 57 minutes ago, sac said: 58 minutes ago, sac said: Cant believe how much I miss Tyncastle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sac Posted November 23, 2020 Author Share Posted November 23, 2020 27 minutes ago, Morgan said: Three things: Is it not Crimbo? I’ve always believed that the use of the noun ‘ Chrimbo’ was only used by people who were pushing their Christian identity? It’s the 23rd of November. It’s too early. @indianajones endorses my point as number 3. Saw a shop selling Easter eggs the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 (edited) The best thing about the COVID restrictions is not having to hear shitey Christmas music in the shops starting from November the 1st. Have barely been in the shops since April. My life is much improved by not having to put up with Mariah Carey screeching on loop. I'd do myself in if it could be Christmas every day. ****. Edited November 24, 2020 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, Morgan said: Three things: Is it not Crimbo? I’ve always believed that the use of the noun ‘ Chrimbo’ was only used by people who were pushing their Christian identity? It’s the 23rd of November. It’s too early. @indianajones endorses my point as number 3. Thank god you're not a nurse in some poor souls hospital. Alban "Aussie's only a few days to live, let's give him an early Christmas" Morgs and indy" Feck off! its only November " Edited November 24, 2020 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clerry Jambo Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 My decors are up so it’s Crimbo you miserable buggers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Only Hibbies don’t like Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Treasurer Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 26 minutes ago, Debut 4 said: Only Hibbies don’t like Christmas. Christmas is fine but CHRIMBO !!!! feck right off 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnthomas Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 2 hours ago, The Treasurer said: Christmas is fine but CHRIMBO !!!! feck right off 😬 Thank Christ for Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyespana Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Looking forward to our first xmas with the family after 15yrs in sunny Spain thats if our flight is on on Friday to Edinburgh then after staying indoors for two weeks look into getting a season ticket after all those years guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Order Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Game's Off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyCant Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 13 hours ago, Morgan said: Three things: Is it not Crimbo? I’ve always believed that the use of the noun ‘ Chrimbo’ was only used by people who were pushing their Christian identity? It’s the 23rd of November. It’s too early. @indianajones endorses my point as number 3. Also....Crimbo is used by the same people who use Footy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, JimmyCant said: Also....Crimbo is used by the same people who use Footy ...and sarnie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Shark Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, martoon said: ...and sarnie. .... and mac n cheese! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dia Liom Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 15 hours ago, Morgan said: Three things: Is it not Crimbo? I’ve always believed that the use of the noun ‘ Chrimbo’ was only used by people who were pushing their Christian identity? Your spot on. Blaspheming against our lord Jesus Chrimbo is not on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 6 hours ago, Debut 4 said: Only Hibbies don’t like Christmas. Christmas trees are green, and snow is white... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, martoon said: ...and sarnie. And holibobs. The worst of offenders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Paul Shark said: .... and mac n cheese! Very American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 50 minutes ago, tian447 said: And holibobs. The worst of offenders. Horrible. Over the Crimbo holibobs, watching the Boxing Day footy, with a leftover turkey sarnie and a few tinnies...very more-ish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restonbabe Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Shed no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Restonbabe said: Shed no? Here you go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 minute ago, merrymac said: Here you go 😁🎄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 4 hours ago, JimmyCant said: Also....Crimbo is used by the same people who use Footy 4 hours ago, martoon said: ...and sarnie. 4 hours ago, Paul Shark said: .... and mac n cheese! 3 hours ago, tian447 said: And holibobs. The worst of offenders. Lino. Acca. Docu. Presser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Morgan said: Lino. Acca. Docu. Presser. An annoying one I've heard recently is from my 17 year old nephew. It's no longer "really"? when he's told some surprising or slightly unbelievable news it's "actual"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byyy The Light Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 9 hours ago, tian447 said: And holibobs. The worst of offenders. Or holibags. **** right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byyy The Light Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 4 hours ago, martoon said: An annoying one I've heard recently is from my 17 year old nephew. It's no longer "really"? when he's told some surprising or slightly unbelievable news it's "actual"? 18 year old nephew says the same. I now know I’m old when I hear him and his mates talking. Wee plebs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 4 hours ago, martoon said: An annoying one I've heard recently is from my 17 year old nephew. It's no longer "really"? when he's told some surprising or slightly unbelievable news it's "actual"? That’s just horrible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Got your tree up in November? I hope the lights slightly overheat one night. Tinsel in close proximity starts to melt. Any pets are strangely attracted to the smell but unfortunately a molten drop of tinsel lands on their head. In the pain and panic they run off but their tail catches the lights and the tree slams to the ground. The noise alarms you and you rush in only to slip on a broken bauble. Your foot catches your trousers and they pull down below your arse. You land violently and the star or angel is thrust up your backside. You scream causes family members to rush in. Unfortunately they mistake the calamity for you being some sort of sexual deviant. You spend Christmas alone shunned by your family. The mental anguish somehow now causes you to be aroused by Christmas trees. Your family refuse to forgive and forget. Christmas is ruined for you forever. I hope that happens to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 17 hours ago, Paul Shark said: .... and mac n cheese! And mackie Dees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 16 hours ago, tian447 said: Christmas trees are green, and snow is white... Aye, but bobbles are maroon and always all over them. 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 8 hours ago, Byyy The Light said: 18 year old nephew says the same. I now know I’m old when I hear him and his mates talking. Wee plebs. 8 hours ago, Morgan said: That’s just horrible! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 7 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Got your tree up in November? I hope the lights slightly overheat one night. Tinsel in close proximity starts to melt. Any pets are strangely attracted to the smell but unfortunately a molten drop of tinsel lands on their head. In the pain and panic they run off but their tail catches the lights and the tree slams to the ground. The noise alarms you and you rush in only to slip on a broken bauble. Your foot catches your trousers and they pull down below your arse. You land violently and the star or angel is thrust up your backside. You scream causes family members to rush in. Unfortunately they mistake the calamity for you being some sort of sexual deviant. You spend Christmas alone shunned by your family. The mental anguish somehow now causes you to be aroused by Christmas trees. Your family refuse to forgive and forget. Christmas is ruined for you forever. I hope that happens to you. Do you think if Someone recites your post enough times, the next time they're caught, it will sound like a valid excuse? Asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 2 hours ago, superjack said: Do you think if Someone recites your post enough times, the next time they're caught, it will sound like a valid excuse? Asking for a friend. Hope not. I'm not a bad person I should add. I just want folk who don't conform to my own life rules to suffer severely both physically and mentally..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 4 hours ago, ri Alban said: Aye, but bobbles are maroon and always all over them. 😜 Damn good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 16 hours ago, martoon said: An annoying one I've heard recently is from my 17 year old nephew. It's no longer "really"? when he's told some surprising or slightly unbelievable news it's "actual"? Actual at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Our tree is going up today. First time its ever gone up before December 1st. Couldn’t care less what people think. Mon’ the Christmas 🎄 🎅🎄🎅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Salad Fingers said: Actual at that. It's awful, SF. Real nails down a blackboard (showing my age) stuff. We have ST's together so that will have to stop by the time we get back into the stands. Cannae have a season of "actual" every other weekend. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 On 24/11/2020 at 12:10, JimmyCant said: Also....Crimbo is used by the same people who use Footy On 24/11/2020 at 12:26, martoon said: ...and sarnie. 23 hours ago, tian447 said: And holibobs. The worst of offenders. 19 hours ago, Morgan said: Lino. Acca. Docu. Presser. 14 hours ago, Byyy The Light said: Or holibags. **** right off. And do 'cheeky' things such as a 'cheeky' pint or a 'cheeky' half day. ***** in other words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, been here before said: And do 'cheeky' things such as a 'cheeky' pint or a 'cheeky' half day. ***** in other words. You can’t beat a cheeky vino at gin o’clock. which I hope poisons them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyCant Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, been here before said: And do 'cheeky' things such as a 'cheeky' pint or a 'cheeky' half day. ***** in other words. They also use easy to construct nicknames by adding an O, like Stevo, Tambo, Jonno, Marko and common use rhyming slang is another thing they do ”Coming down the rub a dub dub for a cheeky wee Crimbo Don Revy Tambo. They’ve got the footy on” Edited November 25, 2020 by JimmyCant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ri Alban Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: Our tree is going up today. First time its ever gone up before December 1st. Couldn’t care less what people think. Mon’ the Christmas 🎄 🎅🎄🎅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 15 hours ago, Byyy The Light said: 18 year old nephew says the same. I now know I’m old when I hear him and his mates talking. Wee plebs. I’m the same if I spend time with my nephews. It’s like a different language. I just drift off and relax by thinking about going on a spree shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: Our tree is going up today. First time its ever gone up before December 1st. Couldn’t care less what people think. Mon’ the Christmas 🎄 🎅🎄🎅 Keep them up all next year. Let’s see if there’s any substance to your big talk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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