John Findlay Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Bernie Ecclestone has become a father again aged 89. His wife/partner gave birth to a baby boy, who they have named Ace. Is this selfishness or even foolishness especially on Bernie's part? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 (edited) He wont be around to see the kid's 10th birthday. If anything, with Bernie's money the kid will be set for life. I am pretty amazed he can still perform at his age even with the help of Viagra. So imo it neither selfish or foolish, just not very responsible. Edited July 2, 2020 by Marvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 I’d love to think I’d be pumping the kind of women he pumps at 89. In fact just pumping anything. Fair play to the old dude👏🏼 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 30 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Bernie Ecclestone has become a father again aged 89. His wife/partner gave birth to a baby boy, who they have named Ace. Is this selfishness or even foolishness especially on Bernie's part? Did you not become a Father again in your 40's, John, or am I confusing you with another poster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 I became a dad for the last time aged 45. My son had his 12th birthday yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Righto. How are you finding it? I had my first one at 44 and the second is due a week before my 46th birthday. Hoping for another boy. Don't really fancy being mid-sixties with a loony teenage lassie to worry about. If I had the money of Ecclestone I could probably outsource most of the worry right enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 1 hour ago, John Findlay said: I became a dad for the last time aged 45. My son had his 12th birthday yesterday. Never say never... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Righto. How are you finding it? I had my first one at 44 and the second is due a week before my 46th birthday. Hoping for another boy. Don't really fancy being mid-sixties with a loony teenage lassie to worry about. If I had the money of Ecclestone I could probably outsource most of the worry right enough. I'm finding it fine. My two eldest are 34 and nearly 30. What I may no longer have in energy, I more than make up with experience and patience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 (edited) 32 minutes ago, John Findlay said: I'm finding it fine. My two eldest are 34 and nearly 30. What I may no longer have in energy, I more than make up with experience and patience. Glad to hear it. 👍 I've still got plenty of energy but the wee shite still refuses to sleep for more than 3 hours at a pop and it's taking its toll. 😬 Edited July 2, 2020 by Governor Tarkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 49 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Righto. How are you finding it? I had my first one at 44 and the second is due a week before my 46th birthday. Hoping for another boy. Don't really fancy being mid-sixties with a loony teenage lassie to worry about. If I had the money of Ecclestone I could probably outsource most of the worry right enough. I was a grandpa at 43. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Glad to hear it. 👍 I've still got plenty of energy but the wee shite still refuses to sleep for more than 3 hours at a pop and it's taking its toll. 😬 This is where the patience comes in. The sleep thing will sort itself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Nine months ago...... "I'm pregnant!" "Did we have sex?" "......sure......." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 19 minutes ago, ri Alban said: I was a grandpa at 43. Old for paisley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 3 hours ago, John Findlay said: Bernie Ecclestone has become a father again aged 89. His wife/partner gave birth to a baby boy, who they have named Ace. Is this selfishness or even foolishness especially on Bernie's part? Who’s the real father? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 1 hour ago, ri Alban said: I was a grandpa at 43. 1 hour ago, doctor jambo said: Old for paisley The life expectancy isn't much more than that tbf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said: Who’s the real father? That thought had crossed my mind too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Is he sure it’s his? Asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 2 hours ago, ri Alban said: I was a grandpa at 43. I'll probably be near that. I've got two girls, ones 12 the others 7 and I'm only 32 😂 Judging by this thread I could be the next Gengus Khan if I play my cards right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ainsley Harriott Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 5 hours ago, John Findlay said: Bernie Ecclestone has become a father again aged 89. His wife/partner gave birth to a baby boy, who they have named Ace. Is this selfishness or even foolishness especially on Bernie's part? Ace is quite a daft name and may be difficult to live with so I would say foolish. Ps viagra is a wonderful invention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ainsley Harriott Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 5 hours ago, jack D and coke said: I’d love to think I’d be pumping the kind of women he pumps at 89. In fact just pumping anything. Fair play to the old dude👏🏼 At 89 you will be lucky to just pump and not shit yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 19 minutes ago, Ainsley Harriott said: At 89 you will be lucky to just pump and not shit yourself Ill be delighted to see 89 never mind pumping/shitting myself and having some 40 year old darling changing my nappy into the bargain🤤 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 1 hour ago, The Real Maroonblood said: Who’s the real father? You think someone's had it in for him, so to speak? I might have actually won something, if there were more like him, when I was entering the father's race on school sports days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: You think someone's had it in for him, so to speak? I might have actually won something, if there were more like him, when I was entering the father's race on school sports days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 4 hours ago, doctor jambo said: Old for paisley Even older for Dundee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 5 hours ago, doctor jambo said: Old for paisley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: The life expectancy isn't much more than that tbf. 😕 Probably! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Cruyff said: I'll probably be near that. I've got two girls, ones 12 the others 7 and I'm only 32 😂 Judging by this thread I could be the next Gengus Khan if I play my cards right. 🤣 Gengus Khan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 The wee laddies oldest sister is 65. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, been here before said: The wee laddies oldest sister is 65. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 1 hour ago, been here before said: The wee laddies oldest sister is 65. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 6 hours ago, been here before said: The wee laddies oldest sister is 65. 😂 Bloody hell. I'm 47 and my mother is 66. That's some range. Can't imagine brother and sister enjoying the swings together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 13 hours ago, doctor jambo said: Old for paisley 12 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: The life expectancy isn't much more than that tbf. 14 hours ago, ri Alban said: I was a grandpa at 43. Class 6 hours ago, been here before said: The wee laddies oldest sister is 65. 😂 Aw man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Is her attraction for him anything to do with money do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 24 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Is her attraction for him anything to do with money do you think? Love transcends wealth . Keep the faith mate you never know 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Just now, jake said: Love transcends wealth . Keep the faith mate you never know 😂 I'm taller than him, better looking than him, younger than him but have just about a pot to piss in, would she shag me?😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 9 hours ago, jake said: Class Hopefully all of these covid restrictions are over soon, jake, so we can have a good bevvy at ri's funeral. @ri Alban, mind and tell your missus to put on some vegetarian sandwiches at your wake buffet. Cheers buddy. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Governor Tarkin said: Hopefully all of these covid restrictions are over soon, jake, so we can have a good bevvy at ri's funeral. @ri Alban, mind and tell your missus to put on some vegetarian sandwiches at your wake buffet. Cheers buddy. 👍 Hi there JKB, This is ri's Mrs, sorry he cannot reply, as he's Deid. He drank himself to Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 3, 2020 Author Share Posted July 3, 2020 9 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: I'm taller than him, better looking than him, younger than him but have just about a pot to piss in, would she shag me?😆 Naw.🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 15 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: I'm taller than him, better looking than him, younger than him but have just about a pot to piss in, would she shag me?😆 😄 Maybe mate . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: Hopefully all of these covid restrictions are over soon, jake, so we can have a good bevvy at ri's funeral. @ri Alban, mind and tell your missus to put on some vegetarian sandwiches at your wake buffet. Cheers buddy. 👍 Hope so too mate. Few pints of fresh would wash away the sadness we would all feel at Albans burial. And a few veggie pieces from the hopefully merry widow 😄 Sorry Alban just ticklin yer ribs ma man👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 On 02/07/2020 at 07:48, John Findlay said: Bernie Ecclestone has become a father again aged 89. His wife/partner gave birth to a baby boy, who they have named Ace. Is this selfishness or even foolishness especially on Bernie's part? , should be playing bowls at that age, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 The schemies will all be calling their sons Ace soon - we might end up with one playing for us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 16 hours ago, jake said: Hope so too mate. Few pints of fresh would wash away the sadness we would all feel at Albans burial. And a few veggie pieces from the hopefully merry widow 😄 Sorry Alban just ticklin yer ribs ma man👍 Nae burial, just a skip or nearest University. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, manaliveits105 said: The schemies will all be calling their sons Ace soon - we might end up with one playing for us If he's half as good as the previous Ace of Hearts, that wouldn't be a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 His name is Alexander Charles Ecclestone, Ace is a nickname. The schemies will scheme it up a bit with a 'z' or a 'y' thrown in or if its a female then a '-Lee' after the chosen spelling of 'Ayz' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, been here before said: His name is Alexander Charles Ecclestone, Ace is a nickname. The schemies will scheme it up a bit with a 'z' or a 'y' thrown in or if its a female then a '-Lee' after the chosen spelling of 'Ayz' More likely to call their weans Covid or Corona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, ri Alban said: More likely to call their weans Covid or Corona. With a K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Just now, been here before said: With a K. Most likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 00:32, Dawnrazor said: Is her attraction for him anything to do with money do you think? As dear old Mrs Merton would have asked her "What first attracted you to multi-billionaire Bernie?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 The red iron foot bridge over Ferry Road, nr Crewe Toll, is the place to source schemie names. Lots of Happy Birthday bedsheets hung on it everyday. "Shaneel" was one that caught my eye the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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