JimmyCant Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 I knew a serial liar once. The sort of guy if you had been somewhere, he’d been 3 times. If you bought something he had a better one. If you lost a tenner he’d lost a hundred. Nothing you could say or do or achieve was not bettered by him. He told us he was dating a relatively famous Scottish celebrity. That was the last straw. Folk slated him and some just cut him off completely for being a raver. Three weeks later, company managers night out and he turns up with her on his arm. Jaws dropped. Gasps were gasped. Didnt last. Turns out she was nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 47 minutes ago, JimmyCant said: I knew a serial liar once. The sort of guy if you had been somewhere, he’d been 3 times. If you bought something he had a better one. If you lost a tenner he’d lost a hundred. Nothing you could say or do or achieve was not bettered by him. He told us he was dating a relatively famous Scottish celebrity. That was the last straw. Folk slated him and some just cut him off completely for being a raver. Three weeks later, company managers night out and he turns up with her on his arm. Jaws dropped. Gasps were gasped. Didnt last. Turns out she was nuts. Well........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 3 hours ago, JimmyCant said: I knew a serial liar once. The sort of guy if you had been somewhere, he’d been 3 times. If you bought something he had a better one. If you lost a tenner he’d lost a hundred. Nothing you could say or do or achieve was not bettered by him. He told us he was dating a relatively famous Scottish celebrity. That was the last straw. Folk slated him and some just cut him off completely for being a raver. Three weeks later, company managers night out and he turns up with her on his arm. Jaws dropped. Gasps were gasped. Didnt last. Turns out she was nuts. Sorry but was he not telling the truth if he actually turned up with her, she may have been nuts but he didn't say she wasn't just that the was dating her. Sort of a bad example to use to prove he was a liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Sharpie said: Sorry but was he not telling the truth if he actually turned up with her, she may have been nuts but he didn't say she wasn't just that the was dating her. Sort of a bad example to use to prove he was a liar. I'm more interested in who the relatively famous date was ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 On 28/05/2020 at 22:43, Space Pirate said: I can't be doing with them. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Used to pretend i was a football player when up town 40 years ago, shockin behaviour. One barman at the west end actually thought i was Cammy Fraser, goat a free drink, 😃. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyCant Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Sharpie said: Sorry but was he not telling the truth if he actually turned up with her, she may have been nuts but he didn't say she wasn't just that the was dating her. Sort of a bad example to use to prove he was a liar. It was the one time he was telling the truth. Like the boy who cried wolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 6 hours ago, jake said: I'm more interested in who the relatively famous date was ? Gail Porter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Worked with a guy a few years ago who constantly made up shit. Anywhere we had been, had been as well. After a while, a couple of us made up a name of a place, and guess what? He had been there as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 7 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Used to pretend i was a football player when up town 40 years ago, shockin behaviour. One barman at the west end actually thought i was Cammy Fraser, goat a free drink, 😃. You mean you’re not? You’re not Cammy Fraser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 1 hour ago, GinRummy said: Gail Porter? Come on Jimmy. Whose the celeb. Gail Porter is married Gin R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Morgan said: You mean you’re not? You’re not Cammy Fraser? Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 Manager of Subway in Corstorphine thought i was a rugby player and wanted to give me my meal for free. I told him i'm not and that i can't stand Rugby. I'm either too honest or an idiot (some might argue both 😂) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Correct. I’m disillusioned now, Harry. How're you doing anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Morgan said: I’m disillusioned now, Harry. How're you doing anyway? Very well my friend, was toiling a wee bit with the lockdown but back to normal , well normal for me ha ha. Hope you are well bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Just now, Harry Potter said: Very well my friend, was toiling a wee bit with the lockdown but back to normal , well normal for me ha ha. Hope you are well bud. Aye, right as rain, H. Sorry to hear you were struggling, but delighted to hear you’re getting back to being yourself. Take care, Harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, Morgan said: Aye, right as rain, H. Sorry to hear you were struggling, but delighted to hear you’re getting back to being yourself. Take care, Harry. Cheers mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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