Morelos....

[busby1985]

Apparently someone has tried to tamper with his car. Rangers fans claiming attempted murder. Weird timing, am sure Rangers managed to deflect with a made up story the last time Rangers dropped points at tynie. How is that racial abuse case going? 
 

 

Big Traynor earns his money at Rangers eh. 

[kila]

Did he get caught speeding and this is his excuse or something?

[Boris]

1 minute ago, busby1985 said:

Apparently someone has tried to tamper with his car. Rangers fans claiming attempted murder. Weird timing, am sure Rangers managed to deflect with a made up story the last time Rangers dropped points at tynie. How is that racial abuse case going? 
 

 

Big Traynor earns his money at Rangers eh. 

 

Laying down the reason why he simply had to be sold in this transfer window?

 

 

[heatonjambo]

Where did you hear this?

[cameron79]

Or perceived justification for selling him now

[Dallas Green]

1 minute ago, heatonjambo said:

Where did you hear this?

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rangers-star-alfredo-morelos-involved-21386890.amp

[Mr Elwood P]

5 minutes ago, busby1985 said:

Apparently someone has tried to tamper with his car. Rangers fans claiming attempted murder. Weird timing, am sure Rangers managed to deflect with a made up story the last time Rangers dropped points at tynie. How is that racial abuse case going? 
 

 

Big Traynor earns his money at Rangers eh. 

Was ‘someone’ wearing a balaclava?

[jambonian]

 

Probably just some pished arse trying to get a sleep

[Jamhammer]

Was hoping when I saw the title he’d been sold. Odious wee prick

[the general]

8 minutes ago, Boris said:

 

Laying down the reason why he simply had to be sold in this transfer window?

 

 

 

Agreed

[His name is]

Probably Ross Co fans making sure he doesn't play against them tonight.... 

[graygo]

10 minutes ago, Boris said:

 

Laying down the reason why he simply had to be sold in this transfer window?

 

 

 

[His name is]

Taken from twitter

[OmiyaHearts]

Apparently he was followed home by the person before this happened. Seems quite sinister tbh

[robbo1874]

11 minutes ago, Boris said:

 

Laying down the reason why he simply had to be sold in this transfer window?

 

 

Sounds quite possible

[Ainsley Harriott]

Bound to be Neil the Victim Lennon. 

[Ramagio87]

1 minute ago, OmiyaHearts said:

Apparently he was followed home by the person before this happened. Seems quite sinister tbh

 

Some nutters out there, hopefully there is decent CCTV nearby and they catch whoever it was.

[Monsignor]

This is a load of nonsense,  "The Colombian striker arrived home with his pregnant wife Yesenia to find a man hiding beneath his motor."  Hiding under his motor shifts to tampering with his car?  

Even the police officers statement doesn't sound convincing "Following reports of a man allegedly tampering with a car in a secured car park in Glasgow last night (Tuesday, 28 January, 2020), I can confirm that we have removed the vehicle for examination. At this time no criminality has been established."

So this guy is under Fredo's car IN A SECURE CAR PARK and he still manages to escape without this super fit athletic Sevco striker laying a glove on him!  What a load of Barry White!

[Getintaethem]

The timing of his “calf injury” just before the end of the window could be seen as a sign he’s in negotiations to leave.  Think Rangers have played a blinder with his contract and would get big money for him, but they could probably wave bye bye to their title aspirations if he goes.

[Mr Sifter]

Probably be Real Madrid fans trying to scupper his transfer to Barca...

[kila]

Just now, Monsignor said:

This is a load of nonsense,  "The Colombian striker arrived home with his pregnant wife Yesenia to find a man hiding beneath his motor."  Hiding under his motor shifts to tampering with his car?  

Even the police officers statement doesn't sound convincing "Following reports of a man allegedly tampering with a car in a secured car park in Glasgow last night (Tuesday, 28 January, 2020), I can confirm that we have removed the vehicle for examination. At this time no criminality has been established."

So this guy is under Fredo's car IN A SECURE CAR PARK and he still manages to escape without this super fit athletic Sevco striker laying a glove on him!  What a load of Barry White!

 

Are we sure this isn't someone Morelos ran over earlier on?

[Monsignor]

Maybe Jermaine Defoe trying to make sure he keeps his place in the Sevco starting line-up?

[OmiyaHearts]

1 minute ago, Ramagio87 said:

 

Some nutters out there, hopefully there is decent CCTV nearby and they catch whoever it was.

I know the apartments he stays in well, as I looked at a flat there a few years ago and used to live close by. Most, if not all, of the area is covered by CCTV and there's a concierge. I'd be surprised if the person gets away with it (if it happened).

[Under the floodlight]

Whats El Chapo doing at the moment,is he still in an American super max, or did he tunnel out again.

[AlphonseCapone]

15 minutes ago, Barack said:

"Break."

 

😔

 

Happens to me at work all the time, folk tampering with my break cables. No wonder I'm tired. 

[JJ93]

12 minutes ago, Monsignor said:

Maybe Jermaine Defoe trying to make sure he keeps his place in the Sevco starting line-up?

Or Uche trying to ensure they sign him as a replacement 🤣

[communist]

18 minutes ago, Barack said:

"Break."

 

😔

 

"Break wires"

 

Tragic. 

[Hømme]

If someone was tampering with his brakes then it could have resulted in a nasty 5mph crash into a bush within the car park.

 

And an increase in factor fees.

[milky_26]

21 minutes ago, Under the floodlight said:

Whats El Chapo doing at the moment,is he still in an American super max, or did he tunnel out again.

that is one hell of a tunnel 

[highlandjambo3]

1 hour ago, Mr Elwood P said:

Was ‘someone’ wearing a balaclava?

Yes I heard they were......also wearing a sash and orange bib

[busby1985]

Worth mentioning the car the man was “lying” under, was a Lamborghini that sits about two inches off the ground. 

[Irufushi]

9 minutes ago, busby1985 said:

Worth mentioning the car the man was “lying” under, was a Lamborghini that sits about two inches off the ground. 

Slender man ?

[whodanny]

12 minutes ago, busby1985 said:

Worth mentioning the car the man was “lying” under, was a Lamborghini that sits about two inches off the ground. 

Are we sure he didn't have it in for a service and it was parked over the pit ? Easy mistake to make.

[Coburg Hearts]

14 minutes ago, busby1985 said:

Worth mentioning the car the man was “lying” under, was a Lamborghini that sits about two inches off the ground. 

A skinny limbo dancer?

[Worthing Jambo]

14 minutes ago, busby1985 said:

Worth mentioning the car the man was “lying” under, was a Lamborghini that sits about two inches off the ground. 

Could have been his flat mate.

[busby1985]

Make for some story tonight if he scores....rangers must have some PR team. 

[busby1985]

Just now, Worthing Jambo said:

Could have been his flat mate.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Robbo-Jambo]

14 minutes ago, busby1985 said:

Worth mentioning the car the man was “lying” under, was a Lamborghini that sits about two inches off the ground. 

Skeleton. 😏

[grumpy rebus]

14 minutes ago, busby1985 said:

Worth mentioning the car the man was “lying” under, was a Lamborghini that sits about two inches off the ground. 

Must’ve been Dave “slim” McPherson. 
 

 

yes yes yes, I’ve got my coat 

[Robbo-Jambo]

Just now, Worthing Jambo said:

Could have been his flat mate.

😅😅

[Victorian]

56 minutes ago, Homme said:

If someone was tampering with his brakes then it could have resulted in a nasty 5mph crash into a bush within the car park.

 

And an increase in factor fees.

 

Was thinking this.   Maybe the mysterious culprit has been watching too many movies and expected a dramatic struggle for survival down a mountain side road at ever increasing speeds,  culminating with a plunge off a 500 foot drop into a ravine.

[gjcc]

Has Lee Wallace been approached for a comment?

[Don DaniEL]

Breaking Bad has more truth to it than this fake story. 

Edited January 29, 2020 by Dannie Boy

[Coburg Hearts]

1 hour ago, Monsignor said:

This is a load of nonsense,  "The Colombian striker arrived home with his pregnant wife Yesenia to find a man hiding beneath his motor."  Hiding under his motor shifts to tampering with his car?  

Even the police officers statement doesn't sound convincing "Following reports of a man allegedly tampering with a car in a secured car park in Glasgow last night (Tuesday, 28 January, 2020), I can confirm that we have removed the vehicle for examination. At this time no criminality has been established."

So this guy is under Fredo's car IN A SECURE CAR PARK and he still manages to escape without this super fit athletic Sevco striker laying a glove on him!  What a load of Barry White!

IF this is genuine, then he probably did the right thing in not trying to lay a glove on him.

[buzzbomb1958]

It's part of the he was hounded out conspiracy in Scotland funny how SD decision is due any moment  bye bye to the ugly one at least their legal bills will be paid ,they will be fine ,Oh but what about the 10mill + shortfall it's fine we've got mugs putting in cash cos they are the peepul

[7628mm]

1 hour ago, Barack said:

"Break."

 

😔

 

Wires?

 

How old is his car?

[Under the floodlight]

1 hour ago, milky_26 said:

that is one hell of a tunnel 

Imagine tunneling out of a max prison, and finding yourself in glesga!

Wtf

[Poseidon]

26 minutes ago, Worthing Jambo said:

Could have been his flat mate.

[Swanny17]

It’s true apparently. They caught up with the guy in hospital a few hours later! 
 

 

[Under the floodlight]

1 minute ago, Swanny17 said:

It’s true apparently. They caught up with the guy in hospital a few hours later! 
 

 

Looks like he uses the same personal trainer as Liam Boyce.