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Thought it time we started one

 

Ideas?

 

 

Herr Stendel

 oh oh oh oh

Herr Stendel

Oh oh oh oh

He comes from Germanayyyyy

Herr Stendel

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Know it'll never get sang but from Ozzy's Mr Crowley
 
Mister Stendel
What went down in your head?
Oh, Mister Stendel
Did you talk to the dead?
Your lifestyle to me seems so magic
With the thrill of it all
You called everything hibs tragic
Yeah, you waited on Ann's call
Mister Stendel
We knew you were sure
Mister Stendel
With supporters rapport
Winning things that are sacred
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5 minutes ago, AndyNic said:

 

ffs man you canny go singing about folk being gay in this day and age. The SFA would have a field day dishing out their fines. Not to mention it's unacceptable. 

He thinks Hibs are an easy lay :)

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To The Stranglers- Golden Brown

 

Kastanienbraun, Dannnniel Stendel
He hates the Hibs, thinks they are shite
Forever the scum
We beat them 5-1
Never a frown with kastanienbraun.

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jambo-in-furness


 

 

Auf Weideresen pet song “that’s living alright” with the lyrics changed was posted on here somewhere last week, is the natural choice, I just wish I could remember the poster.

 

Thats Stendel alright.

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14 minutes ago, Lemongrab said:

To The Stranglers- Golden Brown

 

Kastanienbraun, Dannnniel Stendel
He hates the Hibs, thinks they are shite
Forever the scum
We beat them 5-1
Never a frown with kastanienbraun.

Yes please. :lol: 

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Woke up this morning feeling fine

Got The Gorgie  on my mind

Stendel's playing the way that the Gorgie should

Ooo yeah

Something tells me I m onto something good

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Ooo we got Daniel Stendel

He's pals was Jurgen Klopp

Oh you got 6 seconds

And then we win it back

 

Then  he said to Uche

Christopher Berra too

Get the boys together

And we're awe going up the toon

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Rudy T said:

 

 

Catchy, about the best suggestion yet!

 

And it's pretty poor as well. 

 

As per the norm for our singers it will end up being 1 Danny Stendel, there's only one Danny Stendel. 

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Hampden Demolition

He came across the border,

To coach a bigger team

He’s here to be a jambo,

He hates the boys in green.

 

His name is Daniel Stendal

He’s likes us to attack

The Gorgie Boys are coming

We’re no longer sitting back!

 

Allez Allez Allez

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Robbie1902 said:

Last Christmas 👍🏻

 

 

Last Christmas, you were at Barnsley

They treated you like 5hite and you wanted away

This year, you have nothing to fear

As you're now part of something special

 

 

 

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Same tune but instead we would sing “Herr Daniel Stendel Ole”.. before anyone moans about it being a Celtic song they copied it from Ajax and Ajax got it from somewhere else! A song is a song and it’s catchy.

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To the tune “oh what a beauty”

 

Oh Daniel Stendel, never had one as good as you before!

 

Oh Daniel Stendel, we got our man and now we’re going to score!!

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To the tune from The Championship season of "**** you Rangers the Hearts have won the league" 

 

"**** you Barnsley, Stendel joined Hearts, Stendel joined Hearts, Stendel joined Hearts!" 

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To the tune of She's a Belter by Gerry Cinnamon.......

 

He's a Belter

Different from the rest

Stendel is a Jambo and he loves the Gegenpress

 

He's our Gaffer

He's our Kaizer Chief

He said "**** You" to Barnsley and he hates the Scum from Leith

 

 

 

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A variation of a Rudi Skacel classic:

 

Oh Danial Stendel you are the love of my life,

Oh Daniel Stendel I'd let you............... (you know the rest)

Oh Daniel Stendel I wish I was you

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58 minutes ago, Armageddon said:

 

 

Last Christmas, you were at Barnsley

They treated you like 5hite and you wanted away

This year, you have nothing to fear

As you're now part of something special

 

 

 

Like that a lot.  :clap: 

 

Staying with the  Christmas theme (although I’m stuck after the first line!)

 

Good King Stendel last looked out.... 

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25 minutes ago, Tyniestemper said:

To the tune of She's a Belter by Gerry Cinnamon.......

 

He's a Belter

Different from the rest

Stendel is a Jambo and he loves the Gegenpress

 

He's our Gaffer

He's our Kaizer Chief

He said "**** You" to Barnsley and he hates the Scum from Leith

 

 

 

 

Haha i'd actually sing that... 

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30 minutes ago, Tyniestemper said:

To the tune of She's a Belter by Gerry Cinnamon.......

 

He's a Belter

Different from the rest

Stendel is a Jambo and he loves the Gegenpress

 

He's our Gaffer

He's our Kaizer Chief

He said "**** You" to Barnsley and he hates the Scum from Leith

 

 

 

 

Haha that's actually brilliant

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1 hour ago, Tyniestemper said:

To the tune of She's a Belter by Gerry Cinnamon.......

 

He's a Belter

Different from the rest

Stendel is a Jambo and he loves the Gegenpress

 

He's our Gaffer

He's our Kaizer Chief

He said "**** You" to Barnsley and he hates the Scum from Leith

 

 

 

Also brilliant 

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...a bit disco

Hey Big Spendel!

 

Spend a little time with us.

 

One for yer more mature poster there.

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"Last Christmas I gave u my Heart but the very next day u gave it away..

This year to save me from tears I'll give it to Daniel stendel"

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...a bit disco
4 minutes ago, jake said:

Has any song ever been originally posted on here and made it to the support?

 

Probably not.

 

Thank ****.

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3 hours ago, larbert_jambo said:

To the tune from The Championship season of "**** you Rangers the Hearts have won the league" 

 

"**** you Barnsley, Stendel joined Hearts, Stendel joined Hearts, Stendel joined Hearts!" 

 

Like this :lol:

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...a bit disco

Last Christmas, Levein managed Hearts,

 

But pretty soon, it all fell apart,

 

This year, to save us from tears, we gave it to Big Danny Stendel.

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Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
 
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been
Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen
Oh and he should know, he's been there enough
Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much
 
Oh oh, Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal?
Your eyes have died, but you see more than I
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky
 
Oh oh, Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal?
Your eyes have died, but you see more than I
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky
 
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Oh God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
 
 
 
 
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8 minutes ago, Noah Claypole said:
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
 
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been
Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen
Oh and he should know, he's been there enough
Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much
 
Oh oh, Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal?
Your eyes have died, but you see more than I
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky
 
Oh oh, Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal?
Your eyes have died, but you see more than I
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky
 
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Oh God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
 
 
 
 


beautiful. You should probably find a piano playing vocalist to out some music to that.

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1 hour ago, jake said:

Has any song ever been originally posted on here and made it to the support?

Never, they’re always started in pubs usually! Since I was young was started by me and my pals on a bus to the 2013 St Mirren final 🤣

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Maroon Sailor

To the tune of I'm still standing - Elton John

 

 

 

 

Don't you know Daniel Stendel better than we've ever had


Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little lad
 

Daniel Stendel after all this time


Picking up the pieces of the crap that Craig Levein left behind

 

 

Daniel Stendel - yeah yeah yeah

 

Daniel Stendel - yeah yeah yeah

 

 

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The minute he walked in the joint,

We could see he was a man of distinction; A Gegen-Presser.

 

He's German, yet unrefined

 

Wouldn't you like to know what's going on in his mind?

 

So let's get down to the point

(DUM-DUM)

He's going to Gegenpress for any kind of team...

 

HEY BIG STENDEL

(da Da da-Daa)

 

HEY BIG STENDEL

(da Da da-Daa)

 

HEY BIG STENDEL

(da Da da-Daaaaa)

 

Pump the ****ing hibs for meeee.

 

 

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5 hours ago, Tyniestemper said:

To the tune of She's a Belter by Gerry Cinnamon.......

 

He's a Belter

Different from the rest

Stendel is a Jambo and he loves the Gegenpress

 

He's our Gaffer

He's our Kaizer Chief

He said "**** You" to Barnsley and he hates the Scum from Leith

 

 

 

Excellent effort! Would love this to take off

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