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Pants Shaton

It has come to my attention that Vladimir Romanov owns a Bosnian aluminium factory. I am calling on all Hearts minded individuals to boycott the world's most abundant metal.

 

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Instead of buying cans of soft drinks, buy the 750ml plastic bottles.

 

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Use plastic containers to preserve food stuffs - avoid aluminium foil at all costs.

 

With a few simple lifestyle modifications we can bring the Romanov business empire to its knees. Strength in unity, Comrades.

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ToadKiller Dog

Again thank god we are not hobos imagine being a hobo and trying to boycott foil.

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I foolishly purchased some tin foil recently. A refund seems unlikely as I have lost the receipt - what should I do?? :eek:

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Pants Shaton
I foolishly purchased some tin foil recently. A refund seems unlikely as I have lost the receipt - what should I do?? :eek:

 

Just don't use it - that'll show him!

 

(Just like buying a season ticket and not going to the matches)

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Just don't use it - that'll show him!

 

(Just like buying a season ticket and not going to the matches)

 

Lol - Good shout - and maybe when we lose i can jump on it a couple of times :D

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I foolishly purchased some tin foil recently. A refund seems unlikely as I have lost the receipt - what should I do?? :eek:

Use it to shield you and your pets from Orbital Mind Contol Lasers

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Pants Shaton

Feel free to join me outside Tynecastle today. Ideas for banners:

 

'VLAD, CAN THE INSANITY!'

 

'DON'T FOIL OUR DREAMS'

 

We are hours from victory, comrades.

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Pants Shaton

It has since come to my attention that Vlad owns a plastic factory in Minsk. This has thrown my aluminium boycott into disarray and it is with a heavy heart that I call this protest to a halt.

 

I've made many good friends during this struggle and my message to you, as always, is be strong. Find your own path.

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It has since come to my attention that Vlad owns a plastic factory in Minsk. This has thrown my aluminium boycott into disarray and it is with a heavy heart that I call this protest to a halt.

 

I've made many good friends during this struggle and my message to you, as always, is be strong. Find your own path.

 

I am going to boycott as many Kaunas matches as I can.

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It has since come to my attention that Vlad owns a plastic factory in Minsk.

He does indeed and here's a picture of it

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It has since come to my attention that Vlad owns a plastic factory in Minsk.

 

It has come to my attention that Vlad owns what used to be a football club in Edinburgh.

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