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Suitable ways to slaughter Tim Westwood?


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Just watched Pimp my ride UK and really can't believe what a complete and utter **** this man is.

 

What suitable ways is there to slaughter him?;)

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Jambo Hud316

I think I must be the only person I know who actually likes him

 

i think he's funny, ok his patter is rotten but you gotta love his airhorns etc when he's on the radio

 

All hail the big dawg Westwood ;)

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Do The Dance

The man is a genius.

 

In a kind of 'laugh at him' way.

 

Would love to meet him, just to hear him speak. :o

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Carl Spackler

As somebody has already tried "popping a cap in his ass" I'd have to go for the use of "pliers and a blowtorch".

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Pete Seeger

There is no such thing as an unsuitable way to slaughter him. He really is a bawbag.

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Say What Again
fight to the death with xzibit.

 

Fight to the death with Prancer? (and hope Westwood wins) :)

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Fight to the death with Prancer? (and hope Westwood wins) :)

 

triple threat? (and hope xzibit takes his time)

 

:dribble:

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If we shoot him, he'll have died a Gangtas death. And we can't have that.

 

Dysentry would be funny.

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tommythejambo

He's playing in Kavos when we are over there. Think all the music he plays is sh**e, but we're going for the banter.

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I would be intrigued to know how he would talk if he met an average white British male. I feel he speaks the way he speaks for his audiences benefit.

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Carl Spackler
How does he speak to his mum?

Yo yo yo Mom don't be coming in my bedroom when I'm getting my w$%k on dog.

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I would be intrigued to know how he would talk if he met an average white British male. I feel he speaks the way he speaks for his audiences benefit.

 

I know white guys from London who speak 'blak', blood. Its a style culture ting............. innit?

 

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nail bomb would be my fav choice.

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stella_jambo

my best memory of white people acting black was on a bus in New Zealand. I was going down south from christchurch to invers and these 2 15 year olds got on the bus and sat near me (i did sit up stairs near the back so its partly my fault).

 

They told me they were members of the bloods, one was a crypt until he started dating the others sister :wacko: however they taught me all the bloods sighs and made them to anyone who we passed.

 

now if u have ever got said bus you would know its not going through the hood. Plenty of old people walking dogs just waved back and i had to pretend i was asleep for an hour so i didnt **** myself laffing.

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