Bull's-eye Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Um Bongo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fonz Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, EH11 said: I recall a friend saying, if you get a big club on your CV, you could be rank rotten, but you're pretty much made for your career. Puts me in mind of the hologram, I genuinely believe the guy is non-league standard. He looks the part until you ask him to make a save. On a positive note, how lucky are we to have Craig G. Once you get to a high level you get a few clubs and contracts on your way back down to where you should be. Have a look at Connor Sammon's wiki. Got a prem move off the back of half a season where he had Eremenko behind him. Following that; a £3m transfer, a few championship clubs, 3 year contract from us, a few loans and now in Scottish League One and hardly setting it alight. Fair play to him and Joel, probably both millionaires off the back of very little to no ability. Just wish they hadn't played for us 🙈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beni Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, JamboAl said: And he was signed on loan by a manager who is an ex goalkeeper! Incredible after his stint with us. Probably reacted like Levein (and let's be honest most Hearts fans) ie Man U offering you a keeper is like getting a phone cal from Santa Claus. No need to actually watch him play just sign him on reputation alone. You'd think we'd have learned from the Paul McCallum experience -all that glistens isn't gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 This thread is funny if you read August 2019 threads 😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Huddersfield manager got it right by not playing him in the next match at Wycombe. Ryan Schofield got the gloves and kept a clean sheet- broken thumb or no broken thumb ! Not sure if Pereira has a level as a goalkeeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 29 minutes ago, fancy a brew said: Probably reacted like Levein (and let's be honest most Hearts fans) ie Man U offering you a keeper is like getting a phone cal from Santa Claus. No need to actually watch him play just sign him on reputation alone. You'd think we'd have learned from the Paul McCallum experience -all that glistens isn't gold. That just about sums it up. Santa Claus is not real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 4 hours ago, JamboAl said: That just about sums it up. Santa Claus is not real. Haha 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Update.. He's still pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livi Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 In goal for Huddersfield tonight and just lost one 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 1 minute ago, livi said: In goal for Huddersfield tonight and just lost one 🤔 Ball went through a hole in his hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DH1986 Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, livi said: In goal for Huddersfield tonight and just lost one 🤔 He’s just lacking in confidence........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 I suspect he's in for a busy night. Popcorn at the ready ..... 🧐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malinga the Swinga Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Joel did manage to get a hand to Pukki's flick, but not surprisingly, his wrist wasn't strong enough and it still went in. Huddersfield would be better playing traffic cone in goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DH1986 Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Test complete...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Aghaaaaa gets a hand to it and it goes in off his face. The worst keeper I’ve ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 2-0 Yellows, yellows, yellows 😍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upgotheheads Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, DH1986 said: He’s just lacking in confidence........ Aye, he'll come good, mark my words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 2 -0 now Beaten at his near post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malinga the Swinga Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Beaten at near post for 2nd. If he'd stayed upright, might have hit him, but he went to his right while ball went straight. Memories of Kilmarnock, St Johnstone and others flooding back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Poor Huddersfield. Imagine having to play that **** against the league leaders. Can't believe that **** is on £20k a week. I despair at what percentage of that wage we were covering for his time here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 3-0 😍😍😍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Huddersfield taking the tanking for that last min goal Norwich conceded at the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 1 minute ago, JamboAl said: 2 -0 now Beaten at his near post 3 -0 Beaten at the other post now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malinga the Swinga Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Three now and that was a Joel special. 20 yards out and he was nowhere near. To be fair, he stopped one that was offside, but otherwise, 3 shots = 3 goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Sanchez Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Right, here's a thought. Might sound a bit out there, but honestly, does Joel Pereira exist? Is he just an illusion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoolfordsHearts Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 When you tally up the dross we've signed in the last 5 years,it makes you wonder how many guffy c**** these big English clubs are signing up,that their supporters have never even heard of. I doubt many Man utd fans are even aware this 10k a week handless goalkeepers on their books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllyjamboDerbyshire Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Our hero just took the ball well at the feet of a forward but put his hands to his head - as if injured - and dropped it (his head not the ball). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Just now, WoolfordsHearts said: When you tally up the dross we've signed in the last 5 years,it makes you wonder how many guffy c**** these big English clubs are signing up,that their supporters have never even heard of. I doubt many Man utd fans are even aware this 10k a week handless goalkeepers on their books. The amusing thing about him is that if you take away his passing, he’s not good at a single aspect of goalkeeping. And his shot stopping is what you’d expect of a five year old. If I was him I’d be embarrassed to be a pro keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 FOUR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Could clinch promotion this weekend 😍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 4-0 Not his fault this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC01 Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 4 😁. The cat 🙀 on his game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambraejambo Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Lol he is on his knees almost as he puts his hands up to stop a high shot. He over 6ft but he about 5ft7 when anyone shoots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Ooft off the bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoolfordsHearts Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said: The amusing thing about him is that if you take away his passing, he’s not good at a single aspect of goalkeeping. And his shot stopping is what you’d expect of a five year old. If I was him I’d be embarrassed to be a pro keeper. Totally agree, his eyes,brain and hands are disconnected from each other. He's probably going home to a penthouse in Manchester after tonights game to cuddle up with Miss Portugal 2018 so I'm sure he gives a flying **** what we think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Just now, neilnunb said: Ooft off the bar He was confident he had it covered as he stood stock still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Damn that pesky confidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DH1986 Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Huddersfield Town..... Manager is Carlos Corberan GK is Joel P My old adversary Bongo thinks one is good enough to manage Hearts and the other is a good goalie...... My case is closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 He is actually a better 'ball playing' centre half than he is a goalie .... 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Sanchez Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Wouldn't take him back on a free transfer on zero wages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 FIVE 🤣 Conditions look horrendous now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 FIVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoolfordsHearts Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Just now, Midloth_Iain said: He is actually a better 'ball playing' centre half than he is a goalie .... 🤪 An upgrade on Berra ye say... 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Just now, kila said: FIVE 🤣 Conditions look horrendous now The fecking ref better not call it off 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, DH1986 said: Huddersfield Town..... Manager is Carlos Corberan GK is Joel P My old adversary Bongo thinks one is good enough to manage Hearts and the other is a good goalie...... My case is closed. He wasn't the only one. Actually feel sorry for both Corberan and Perreira: they're totally outclassed Five now Edited April 6, 2021 by JamboAl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Apprentice Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Imposter of the highest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costanza Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, DH1986 said: Huddersfield Town..... Manager is Carlos Corberan GK is Joel P My old adversary Bongo thinks one is good enough to manage Hearts and the other is a good goalie...... My case is closed. Was the argument not that the coaching was the issue and not his ability at Hearts? 🤔 🤣 Still, he's getting paid 20k a week so he's fumbling, sorry laughing all the way to the bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 17 minutes ago, DH1986 said: Huddersfield Town..... Manager is Carlos Corberan GK is Joel P My old adversary Bongo thinks one is good enough to manage Hearts and the other is a good goalie...... My case is closed. I’d have Corberan actually. Pereira can **** right out tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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