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To creep

 

 

Walker your a creep

Your a weirdo

What the **** are you doing here

You don't belong here.

 

You'll run out on us again, Run, Run, Runnnnn

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Cruyff Turn

Country Roads, by John Denver

 

Almost Heaven, Edinburgh City

Except the tramps down by the water

Don’t go there or you’ll get a disease.

It smells like an open sewer blowing in the breeze.

 

Gorgie Road, Take me home

To the Place, I belong

Tynecastle Park, **** the Hibees

Take me home, Gorgie Road

 

All my memories, exist around her

Rudi Skacel and big John Souttar

Maroon and White, painted in the sky

Tynecastle Park, a teardrop in my eye

 

Gorgie Road, Take me home

To the place I belong

Tynecastle Park, **** the Hibees

Take me home, Gorgie Road

 

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10 hours ago, Cruyff Turn said:

Can we steal the Wigan song they sing for Will Grigg for Uche? 

 

Naisy's on fire....

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There is no atmosphere because of Ann Budge and the fact we are not a winning team.

 

We can recruit Lennon and McCartney to write us new songs, it really does make no difference.

 

 

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35 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

There is no atmosphere because of Ann Budge and the fact we are not a winning team.

 

We can recruit Lennon and McCartney to write us new songs, it really does make no difference.

 

 

Doubt we'd get much output from him these days. 

 

****ing wage thief

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40 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

There is no atmosphere because of Ann Budge and the fact we are not a winning team.

 

We can recruit Lennon and McCartney to write us new songs, it really does make no difference.

 

 

 

"We"    :rofl:

 

You dont go and you're choosing to continue your pathetic little boycott so why would you care?

 

Ah I forgot, as you have said yourself... you dont.

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10 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

"We"    :rofl:

 

You dont go and you're choosing to continue your pathetic little boycott so why would you care?

 

Ah I forgot, as you have said yourself... you dont.

 

 

A big reason why I have stopped going is due to the (lack of) atmosphere.

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Dalstonjambo
18 hours ago, Aich E Eh said:

We need new songs 

Severe lack of atmosphere last season. 

 

I'm gonna suggest making up some lyrics to this.. 

 

 

Are we not all on the ching with Billy King anymore?

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We need something to piss all the other supporters off

 

Baby shark song  and just sing everybody's name that fits......do do do do do do!!!

 

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been here before
4 hours ago, i8hibsh said:

 

 

A big reason why I have stopped going is due to the (lack of) atmosphere.

 

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I heard the song that we used to chant kyle lafferty name to,(the kungs)but I was singing 'conor Washington ' 

Even tho we haven't seen him play,I think if he does well then we should adopt this song for him cos his name fits.

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Smoked-Glass
21 hours ago, OTT said:

Walker coming back maybe could justify a new song. Kinda feel like preplanning stuff doesn't seem to work. 

 

If anyone can rework the Olly Lee song with his impending departure that would be much appreciated I think...

My name is olly nice to meet you. 

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4 hours ago, Firefox said:

We need something to piss all the other supporters off

 

Baby shark song  and just sing everybody's name that fits......do do do do do do!!!

 

If there was anything that would stop me going to Hearts games, it's this.

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2 hours ago, rubyruby said:

I heard the song that we used to chant kyle lafferty name to,(the kungs)but I was singing 'conor Washington ' 

Even tho we haven't seen him play,I think if he does well then we should adopt this song for him cos his name fits.

He's 5 foot 10, he hates Catholic Men

Conor Washington

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5 minutes ago, Locky said:

If there was anything that would stop me going to Hearts games, it's this.

Gaaaarrrry Locke do do do do do do......?

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Bridge of Djoum
22 hours ago, Aich E Eh said:

Could be a good one for the hibs with their new owner to be fair.

Spirits in the sky, yer clubs gonna die, or something along those lines. 

Spirits in the sky is what “The Family”, (old school Hibs boys) call their departed members. 

 

 

Rather apt upon reading your post. 

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8 hours ago, i8hibsh said:

There is no atmosphere because of Ann Budge and the fact we are not a winning team.

 

We can recruit Lennon and McCartney to write us new songs, it really does make no difference.

 

 

 

Decent lyrics but what tune would they be sung to???

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44 minutes ago, Firefox said:

Gaaaarrrry Locke do do do do do do......?

I get nightmares about that after the video of the American Man City fans.

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44 minutes ago, Barack said:

Hope not. He's Jewish.

Can't wait for the Israeli flags to rock up then.

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6 hours ago, rubyruby said:

I heard the song that we used to chant kyle lafferty name to,(the kungs)but I was singing 'conor Washington ' 

Even tho we haven't seen him play,I think if he does well then we should adopt this song for him cos his name fits.

Was actually thinking this the other day. Wanted to wait and see if we'd actually need a goal song for him first :lol:

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South Moroccan Rolla

To 'Fly Me to the Moon"...

 

Dye me in maroon

Let me watch The Famous stars

Let me see what spring is like

At Hampden with the Hearts

 

In other words, the Hearts are grand

In other words, **** the hibees

 

Fill my heart with song

And let me sing forever more

You are all I long for

All I worship and adore

 

In other words, please be true

HMFC, I love you

 

 

 

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He came back here from England

 

To this place that is his home

 

He signed a three year contract

 

Once he spoke to Craig Levein

 

We snapped him up from Wigan

 

And folk will soon be twiggin'

 

The boy can score a goal

 

And now he's back with Hearts

 

He'll be tearing teams apart.....

 

Oh wally wally ker.

 

Wally wally ker

 

Oh wally wally ker

 

Wally wally ker......

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, South Moroccan Rolla said:

To 'Fly Me to the Moon"...

 

Dye me in maroon

Let me watch The Famous stars

Let me see what spring is like

At Hampden with the Hearts

 

In other words, the Hearts are grand

In other words, **** the hibees

 

Fill my heart with song

And let me sing forever more

You are all I long for

All I worship and adore

 

In other words, please be true

HMFC, I love you

 

 

 

This could get you the job mate.

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22 hours ago, i8hibsh said:

There is no atmosphere because of the fact we are not a winning team.

 

We can recruit Lennon and McCartney to write us new songs, it really does make no difference.

 

 

Fixed that for you.

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Lizzy came to Gorgie farm...

Do da, do da

Lizzy came to Gorgie farm

And hibs got John Leslieeee

 

Coat collected 

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On 03/07/2019 at 23:24, Bigboi said:

I see big uche rising

 

I see defenders on the floor

 

I see the keeper is worried

 

Coz uches gonna bang a ****ing goal

 

Don't try mark him tight

 

Hes bound to take your life

 

Uche the machine in maroon and white

 

 

 

 

Tune of bad moon rising  ????

Good effort ...one of the best sing songs I’ve seen was River Plate singing to the tune of bad moon rising...

 

 

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Armadale Jambo
On 03/07/2019 at 22:53, JH-HMFC said:

I'm not exactly talented with the original songs so instead:

 

Conor Washington to the tune of Baby give it up (ala Paulo Sergio) 

 

Who put the ball in the hibees net, Conor Washington. 

 

Washington's name would also fit the Lafferty ones if someone can be arsed making up the lyrics...! 

 

Uche's on fire your defence is terrified - been clambering for that for months but it never kicked on. 

 

Oh wee Stevie Naismith, super Stevie Naismith, he hates Scott brown and he hates Johnny Hayes, oh wee stevie Naismith, super stevie Naismith, he hates hibees... and he hates celtic. To the tune of the tartan army's **** off James Mccarthy song. 

Thats the one!

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...a bit disco

(To The Lion Sleeps Tonight)

 

 

Djoums away, oh Djoums away, oh Djoums away, oh Djoums away,

Djoums away, oh Djoums away, oh Djoums away, oh Djoums away.

 

Off to Saudi,

He'll buy an Audi,

Some folk think he's shite.

 

Off to Saudi,

He'll buy an Audi,

The boy has done alright.

 

 

 

 

 

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Spotify shuffled 'Sit Down' my way and I ended up with this. I apologise in advance

 

Mulraney, 

Mulraney, 

Running down the wing

Oh Jakey jakey Jakey Jakey-ey-ey

The Irish gypsy King

 

 

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Scott Wilson can now play Lump by the Presidents of the USA, nod to style of play and our new number 9

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Rehashing the Kyle Lafferty version to the tune of Ebola Gay.....

 

Austin says, we’re gonna play you with Steve MaClean,  

 

woa oh words can’t describe, when I see him in maroon and white. 

 

His hair is fine, he’s our very own number 9 

 

He’s scoring gaols for fun, he’s Conor Washington 

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Jambos

Why don't you just put it in the middle

I'm losing my mind just a little

So why don't you just lump it in the middle...in the middle...

 

Berra….repeat

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ABBA Super Trouper

 

He's our Soapy Souttar

He is John Souttar

He's our number 4

He's our Franz Beckenbauer

And loves playing for Hearts

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DuncansDoughnuts

We'd have a decent song book if we actually had something to sing about. Success breeds songs that happen spontaneously. Lack.of success breeds silence 

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Hectormasson
On 04/07/2019 at 13:29, Morph said:

Why are we so terrible at coming up with new songs?

Totally agree the songs are repetual and in dire need for a few new ones,,

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SpruceBringsteen
On 04/07/2019 at 17:01, South Moroccan Rolla said:

To the chorus from Beck - "Loser"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE 

 

Ohhhhhhhhhh Jam Tarts number 4

John Souttar baby

The Gorgie Maldini

 

 

I'm on a "new songs" thread, and I am not instantly appalled by this. Excellent work.

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Selkirkhmfc1874
On 05/07/2019 at 18:14, Gashauskis9 said:

Conor Washington and Johnny Robertson sounds similar ?

The Paulo Sergio song would work for Washington 

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Selkirkhmfc1874
On 04/07/2019 at 09:34, i8hibsh said:

There is no atmosphere because of Ann Budge and the fact we are not a winning team.

 

We can recruit Lennon and McCartney to write us new songs, it really does make no difference.

 

 

Absolute rubbish ! The club quite rightly has zero tolerance towards racism,  sectarianism, and throwing objects etc but singing songs and backing the team in the correct way is encouraged 

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