Sooperstar Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said: Hard lines Ah well, I'll be back next year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 The look of despair on the Swedish boy's face when he realised he'd got a shit score from the public ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpship Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 So the only people who like the UK are guys who like to march up and down streets peeping a flute. UK = Embarrassing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, jumpship said: So the only people who like the UK are guys who like to march up and down streets peeping a flute. UK = Embarrassing To be fair "**** europe" isn't a message that'll win many friends on the continent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 20 minutes ago, jumpship said: So the only people who like the UK are guys who like to march up and down streets peeping a flute. UK = Embarrassing Lafferty got to vote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Australia won their semi-final with 261 points, Holland won their semi-final with 280 points. Australias performance on the night let them down, as I predicted, but they deserved far far better than 9th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Smithee said: To be fair "**** europe" isn't a message that'll win many friends on the continent It might be something to with the UK being one of the Big Five, who don't need to qualify. Three of the Big Five were in the bottom five. The UK have been doing shit at Eurovision for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tott Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 hour ago, jumpship said: So the only people who like the UK are guys who like to march up and down streets peeping a flute. UK = Embarrassing Its shitty tv mate..not life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 46 minutes ago, peter_hmfc said: Australia won their semi-final with 261 points, Holland won their semi-final with 280 points. Australias performance on the night let them down, as I predicted, but they deserved far far better than 9th. The judges votes were based on a rehearsal from yesterday. Or at least they were meant to be. In reality the judges will have known before they went in who they were voting for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Just now, Sooperstar said: The judges votes were based on a rehearsal from yesterday. Or at least they were meant to be. In reality the judges will have known before they went in who they were voting for. Only 153 (I think) from the public vote though, you could tell on her face she hoped for far more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tott Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Sooperstar said: The judges votes were based on a rehearsal from yesterday. Or at least they were meant to be. In reality the judges will have known before they went in who they were voting for. Australia just a gimmick,imagine the cost if they won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Just now, Tott said: Australia just a gimmick,imagine the cost if they won. Do you realise it wouldn't have been hosted in Australia even if they had won? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tott Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 minute ago, peter_hmfc said: Do you realise it wouldn't have been hosted in Australia even if they had won? Obviously not ya thud..not a eurovision expert. Dont the winnners usually host next again year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 21 minutes ago, Tott said: Australia just a gimmick,imagine the cost if they won. If they won they had an agreement to stage the comp with one of the European countries. Probably us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 23 minutes ago, peter_hmfc said: Only 153 (I think) from the public vote though, you could tell on her face she hoped for far more. She's not the only one. The Greece and Cyrpus votes showed that even with judges votes you can't take away the voting for neighbours. There has to be a way to stop that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 hour ago, gjcc said: Lafferty got to vote? Na, he was playing percussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Russia were third with 369 points Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: She's not the only one. The Greece and Cyrpus votes showed that even with judges votes you can't take away the voting for neighbours. There has to be a way to stop that shit. Some interesting statistics from the contest. The lowest semi-final score was 16 by Ireland, the lowest final score was 16 by the UK. Even more strange: Sweden won the jury vote, Norway won the public vote, yet Holland still won the whole contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 43 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: If they won they had an agreement to stage the comp with one of the European countries. Probably us. I read that they were going to approach Germany and if they refused then it would be in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Must admit, the UK singing a song called “Bigger than us” whilst trying to leave Europe is a tad ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Just saw the UK came last I wonder if that was politically motivated. Usually Eurovision is (not just UK). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 58 minutes ago, Gashauskis9 said: Must admit, the UK singing a song called “Bigger than us” whilst trying to leave Europe is a tad ironic. Would have suited the French entry more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Just one line to say, not very productive I know but here goes........ “Eurovision song nonsense” they should scrap this ZZzzzed fest altogether Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 16 minutes ago, gjcc said: Would have suited the French entry more. Aye, that or the nana banana singer.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 26 minutes ago, Marvin said: Just saw the UK came last I wonder if that was politically motivated. Usually Eurovision is (not just UK). Probably more to do with the UK's entry just being total crap. We did see the usual political pish from the likes of Greece who gave Cyprus 12 points, I bet you can't guess whom Cyprus gave their 12 points to? San Marino giving Italy 12 points, well there was a shocker as was Russia giving Azerbaijan 12 points and Serbia 12 points to North Macedonia & Finland 12 points to............................Yip Sweden never seen that one coming, and that's just the ones I can rattle off the top of my head, there will be others. Time to do away completely with the individual country jury's and just go with a public vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavySlaveJambo Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 19 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: Probably more to do with the UK's entry just being total crap. We did see the usual political pish from the likes of Greece who gave Cyprus 12 points, I bet you can't guess whom Cyprus gave their 12 points to? San Marino giving Italy 12 points, well there was a shocker as was Russia giving Azerbaijan 12 points and Serbia 12 points to North Macedonia & Finland 12 points to............................Yip Sweden never seen that one coming, and that's just the ones I can rattle off the top of my head, there will be others. Time to do away completely with the individual country jury's and just go with a public vote. The public vote is very likely to be the same as this. Which is why they moved to the 50/50 Jury/Public vote after being all public vote for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Europeans voting in a camp music contest based on political leanings? Dicks tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, CavySlaveJambo said: The public vote is very likely to be the same as this. Which is why they moved to the 50/50 Jury/Public vote after being all public vote for a long time. According to wiki and if I'm reading it correctly, public voting didn't begin until 1997 and even then it was only 5 countires which used it, the previous 41 years was totally jury based. It would appear that only the 10 years between 1998 - 2008 was it totally public votes and from 2009 it has been the current 50/50 jury-public split and the current format since 2016. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voting_at_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest#1975_to_2015 As has been shown the last two years the 'expert' jury panel's views have often been completely different than that of the public's. North Macedonia - 237 jury pts, 58 public pts. Russia - 125 jury pts, 244 public pts. Norway - 47 jury pts, 291 public pts (the highest public vote) Sweden - 239 jury pts, 93 public pts. Iceland - 48 jury pts, 186 public pts. Czech Republic - 150 jury pts, 7 (Seven) public pts. Malta - 75 jury pts, 20 public pts. San Marino - 16 jury pts, 65 public pts. Spain - 7 jury pts, 53 public pts. Germany - 32 jury pts, 0 (nil poi) of the public. These are the worst cases where the juries have got it hugely wrong from the public and the juries are supposted to be 'experts'. https://eurovisionworld.com/eurovision/2019 If this had been solely a public vote and based upon last nights results, then Norway would have won as they received the highest public points of 291 which is 30 more than the Netherlands received with 261, what made the difference for the Netherlands was the juries votes as they got 231 opposed to only 47 for Norway, so the question has to be asked what didn't the juries like about the Norwegian entry which the population all over Europe did like about it. Edited May 19, 2019 by Jambo-Jimbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Jury votes are made on the basis of the dress rehearsal. Jury is often made up of music industry people. Public votes are made on the basis of the final performance, or from previous experience of the artist via music videos or semi-final appearances. Quite natural for music industry people and the general public to like different things for different reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cade said: Jury votes are made on the basis of the dress rehearsal. Jury is often made up of music industry people. Public votes are made on the basis of the final performance, or from previous experience of the artist via music videos or semi-final appearances. Quite natural for music industry people and the general public to like different things for different reasons. Thought your IBS was keeping you away from Eurovision this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: Probably more to do with the UK's entry just being total crap. We did see the usual political pish from the likes of Greece who gave Cyprus 12 points, I bet you can't guess whom Cyprus gave their 12 points to? San Marino giving Italy 12 points, well there was a shocker as was Russia giving Azerbaijan 12 points and Serbia 12 points to North Macedonia & Finland 12 points to............................Yip Sweden never seen that one coming, and that's just the ones I can rattle off the top of my head, there will be others. Time to do away completely with the individual country jury's and just go with a public vote. Yup. We’ve given up trying. We used to get top-notch, established performers & great song writers and we would do very well - we have won 5 times and come second a record 17 times. People like Matt Monro, Kathy Kirby, Sandi Shaw, Cliff, Lulu, Mary Hopkins, Clodagh Rogers, The New Seekers, Olivia Newton-John, The Shadows, Lindsay DePaul, Sonja & Michael Ball. Ok, they seem toe-curlingly naff and MOR, especially now, but they were well-known, big-selling chart acts. Now we get X-Factor nobodies that might try their hardest but that doesn’t cut it. (It also helped us and Ireland when you had to perform in one of your nation’s official languages. English is the language of ‘pop’) The last time we really tried we had Andrew Lloyd Webber write the song & coupled with a great performance by Jade Ewan we got 5th (2009). That was the only time in the last 17 years that we finished in the top 10. Edited May 19, 2019 by FWJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said: Thought your IBS was keeping you away from Eurovision this year. Chronic patter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 24 minutes ago, Cade said: Chronic patter I was quite pleased with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 27 minutes ago, FWJ said: Yup. We’ve given up trying. We used to get top-notch, established performers & great song writers and we would do very well - we have won 5 times and come second a record 17 times. People like Matt Monro, Kathy Kirby, Sandi Shaw, Cliff, Lulu, Mary Hopkins, Clodagh Rogers, The New Seekers, Olivia Newton-John, The Shadows, Lindsay DePaul, Sonja & Michael Ball. Ok, they seem toe-curlingly naff and MOR, especially now, but they were well-known, big-selling chart acts. Now we get X-Factor nobodies that might try their hardest but that doesn’t cut it. (It also helped us and Ireland when you had to perform in one of your nation’s official languages. English is the language of ‘pop’) The last time we really tried we had Andrew Lloyd Webber write the song & coupled with a great performance by Jade Ewan we got 5th (2009). That was the only time in the last 17 years that we finished in the top 10. Yep, exactly. Our lame stage presentation doesn’t help either. The Russian effort was a bit dull but the use of those different screams added something to it overall. All we we had was a slightly overweight kid wearing too tight jeans, like he is off for some Top Bantz in the pub after work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 33 minutes ago, FWJ said: Yup. We’ve given up trying. We used to get top-notch, established performers & great song writers and we would do very well - we have won 5 times and come second a record 17 times. People like Matt Monro, Kathy Kirby, Sandi Shaw, Cliff, Lulu, Mary Hopkins, Clodagh Rogers, The New Seekers, Olivia Newton-John, The Shadows, Lindsay DePaul, Sonja & Michael Ball. Ok, they seem toe-curlingly naff and MOR, especially now, but they were well-known, big-selling chart acts. Now we get X-Factor nobodies that might try their hardest but that doesn’t cut it. (It also helped us and Ireland when you had to perform in one of your nation’s official languages. English is the language of ‘pop’) The last time we really tried we had Andrew Lloyd Webber write the song & coupled with a great performance by Jade Ewan we got 5th (2009). That was the only time in the last 17 years that we finished in the top 10. Yeh agree, I have been of the opinion for some time now, that if we aren't taking it seriously then why the hell are we taking part at all. British music still dominates much of Europe, yet when it comes to Eurovision we seem to view it all as a joke, which our biggest established stars avoid like the plague, when was the last time the UK had a bigish Internationally known performer represent us, could it have been Katrina & the Waves in 1997 and we won it that year didn't we. You are correct that Lord Webber wrote a song but I think the very next year it was back to the usual pish and has been ever since. Funny you mention the X factor as they were on about that on TV (BBC I think it was) this morning and of why are we picking X factor or the voice type winning songs nowadays which just flop miserably. I think we should be trying to entice the likes of Take That or Elton John or some other similar big star/s to represent us, maybe even Madonna, well on second thoughts maybe not, judging by last nights performance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavySlaveJambo Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: According to wiki and if I'm reading it correctly, public voting didn't begin until 1997 and even then it was only 5 countires which used it, the previous 41 years was totally jury based. It would appear that only the 10 years between 1998 - 2008 was it totally public votes and from 2009 it has been the current 50/50 jury-public split and the current format since 2016. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voting_at_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest#1975_to_2015 The 10 years of entirely public voting was very political too. But what is happening is the juries voting off a separate show to the public. And they have set criteria to Judge from. But the public vote can be manipulated by people voting multiple times. And of course if a song is popular around Europe or an artist is popular is multiple countries they are in with a greater chance. At least the EBU release who voted for who. The UK's public votes came from our neighbours in Ireland. I was expecting to be waiting a few days for these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambothump Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 This is the only European Song worth a sook :- The European song Sung in the manner of Frank Sinatra, “My Way” 1986 version And Now, The end is near We’ve followed Hearts, from Perth to paisley We’ve travelled far, by bus and car And other times, we’ve went by railway We’ve beeeeen, to Aberdeen We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up So make a noise, you Gorgie Boys We’re going to Euuuurope To seeeee, H-M-F-C We’ll even dig the Channel Tunnel When we’re afloat, on some big boat We’ll tie our scarves around the Funnel We have no cares, for other players Like Rossie, Boniec or Tardelli When we’re, overseeees The Hibs will be, in Portabelly. Oh I do like to beside the seaside With a hammer in my hand Bashing Hibees in the sand Beside the seaside, beside the sea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 24 minutes ago, CavySlaveJambo said: The 10 years of entirely public voting was very political too. But what is happening is the juries voting off a separate show to the public. And they have set criteria to Judge from. But the public vote can be manipulated by people voting multiple times. And of course if a song is popular around Europe or an artist is popular is multiple countries they are in with a greater chance. At least the EBU release who voted for who. The UK's public votes came from our neighbours in Ireland. I was expecting to be waiting a few days for these. I suppose the simple truth is that there is no easy answer, of how you can get the political element out of it, and for it to become what it once was, and that being a song contest where the best song & performance won irrespective of the country you were representing or the number of friendly countries which you happen to share a language/culture/border with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Cade said: Chronic patter An Immodium would probably help in the short term. The missus had chronic patter a while back after a dodgy KFC in London. The morning was a write off but Immodium helped loads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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