Serge Pizzorno Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 As the title states... I’ll start off with Kitchen at ER 2 years ago, completely overrun the whole game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Gordon Petric every game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsimp77 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Danny Amankwaa at Ibrox last season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambopilms Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Demi michell at Aberdeen this season. Awful. Not the worst ever but freshest in the memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Serge Pizzorno said: As the title states... I’ll start off with Kitchen at ER 2 years ago, completely overrun the whole game. Kitchen, who now plays alongside Zlatan every week - funny old game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I vaguely remember Juho Makela being awful, but Hughes' cameo against Livi is still fresh in the mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcjambo Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Anything involving Oshinawa apart from one Celtic game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Treasurer Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Mo Berthe at Dens Park. Close thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) Witteveen was brutal and Mo Berthe at Dens edit - beaten to it ? Edited February 15, 2019 by Kid Creole . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said: Gordon Petric every game Petric v Latapty gave me the fear. The Only time I had genuine concerns v that mob was that 2 seasons or so. That "duel" typified why. ? Same thing me that James was with us, utter shite every game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Sowah against Partick at Firhill with Cathro in charge. Actually could include most who played in that game apart from Walker ( who seemed concussed after head knock in the first minute) and Sam Nicholson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Leigh Jenkison away at Dunfermline, new year 1998/99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Oshaniwa at Firhill. He spent much of the game about 20 yards out of position. Monumentally incompetent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferryjambo99 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Paul McCallum in any game. Particularly the ICT semi though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Kid Creole said: Witteveen was brutal and Mo Berthe at Dens edit - beaten to it ? It was Witteveen I was thinking of, not Makela Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Gorgiewave said: Oshaniwa at Firhill. He spent much of the game about 20 yards out of position. Monumentally incompetent. 3 minutes ago, Gorgiewave said: Oshaniwa at Firhill. He spent much of the game about 20 yards out of position. Monumentally incompetent. He is the worst I've seen overall. Likley because allot of shite players only play 1/2 games then disappear, he played more and was really bad every time. Basics where completely missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidjamesbottle Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Andy Watson v Stirling Albion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron78 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Ricardo Fuller was absolutely horrendous in his first game as I recall. Might have even been against Hibs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Olly Lee's left boot said: He is the worst I've seen overall. Likley because allot of shite players only play 1/2 games then disappear, he played more and was really bad every time. Basics where completely missing. 16 caps for his country and chosen to go to the World Cup. A genuine modern mystery. The same, that is, as Craig Levein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Apprentice Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Kurskis at home to ICT. Booked for conceding a pen (which was scored) and then getting stupidly sent off when we had already made 3 subs, meaning Wallace had to go in goals. All in the game after he dropped a routine catch at Ibrox to lose us the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander lovemuscle Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, Aaron78 said: Ricardo Fuller was absolutely horrendous in his first game as I recall. Might have even been against Hibs? I remember sitting in the away end at Fester road when he made is debut, I turned to my m8 who also had turned to me and we both laughed and said he was never a football player ! Oh how wrong we were lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 22 minutes ago, Captain America said: Sowah against Partick at Firhill with Cathro in charge. Actually could include most who played in that game apart from Walker ( who seemed concussed after head knock in the first minute) and Sam Nicholson. And Sowah played centre half after Aaron Hughes was injured in the warm up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Just now, Mikey1874 said: And Sowah played centre half after Aaron Hughes was injured in the warm up. The Greek imposter in centre mid came off the back at full time with his White strip spotless. We were promised a reaction after the Hibs game the midweek before and we were shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yansinjambo365 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Randall at ER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Hugh Burns. Dreadful player. Sure he came as part of the McPherson deal in that we couldn't have McPherson unless we took Burns as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bajthejambo Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) Amawankaa's total touches of the ball in any of his appearances for us combined would lead me to suggest any one of his performances. Edited February 15, 2019 by bajthejambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjambo Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Bobby Robinson !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Captain America said: The Greek imposter in centre mid came off the back at full time with his White strip spotless. We were promised a reaction after the Hibs game the midweek before and we were shit. It's one of the few times I've properly lost it at a match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Some of these (Witteveen etc) are just really poor players. Hughes' cameo at Livvy, as mentioned already, was unbelievable. Also recall Jankauskas having a shocking, petulant, lazy game in a 0-4 at home to Dundee Utd to the point even Hearts fans were calling for a red card after a poor challenge. Two weeks later we won 1-0 at hibs in the "shoes off" game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 23 minutes ago, Boris said: Leigh Jenkison away at Dunfermline, new year 1998/99 Bingo - sure it finished 0-0 which was in the middle of a 13 match winless run. Truly abysmal player for us. We singed David Lilley at the same time and he was gash as well. Thankfully Colin Cameron returned from injury or we may have got relegated that season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncaniw Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 minute ago, yansinjambo365 said: Randall at ER The midfield three of Randall, Grzelak and Callachan that night. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Just now, Darren said: It's one of the few times I've properly lost it at a match. Me to. Mind Cathro standing at the end of the game looking shellshocked then had to walk to tunnel in the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudiHMFC Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, duncaniw said: The midfield three of Randall, Grzelak and Callachan that night. ? Deary me. An absolute disgrace the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, duncaniw said: The midfield three of Randall, Grzelak and Callachan that night. ? Callachan at Motherwell for that corner alone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnthomas Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 'Worst' , to me , means capable but making no effort . Kingston was the most culpable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex MacDonald Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Tommy Harrison coming on as a sub in a League Cup tie against St Johnstone at Tynecastle in ‘94 when we were 2-1 up, or drawing 2-2, and being subbed himself when we went 4-2 down, not because of injury, but because he was a utterly rank, showing zero interest in making anything happen, or working up a sweat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Jamie Walker in his last game v H1b5. The rest of the examples on this thread were all crap players, he wasn't, just didn't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambos are go! Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Tall and Concalves formed the most inept and incompetent Centre Back partner ship I have ever seen in a Hearts team. Mind you Con calves came back from a loan spell at N uremburg a very competent defender. Hans Eskillson takes the biscuit though as a total non footballer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo19 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 John Sutton in that league cup final. Like playing with 10 men. Compare his performance to Stevenson in the same game. Grzelak vs hibs certainly up there Was Straceny subbed on and then subbed off in a game for being so poor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Michael Stewart at tannadice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) Can't believe no-one has posted Beniuseless yet! Edited February 15, 2019 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkirkhmfc1874 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Nicky walker in goals against rangers at Tynecastle! Was horrendous goalkeeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpy rebus Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Pick almost any team from the late 70’’s or early 80’s (pre Doddie) and there are plenty Brian McNeil, Archie White, Bobby Masterton and Stewart Gauld spring to mind. Was as a hard time to be a Jambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Yes Kitchen is a good shout. To not play a forward pass or a pass 5 yards effectively, as he did most matches in a Hearts shirt, is disgraceful. I thought Liam Smith was a poor full back to be honest, him v Aberdeen a few years ago he was awful and did nothing right. Also we had many years of Nade being terrible, as well as the Ismael Goncalves years, by then I don't think he could be bothered. I can also recall a game v Dundee Utd where Pinilla (I think this place remembers him too fondly) was just back from injury, you could have picked any fan in the stand and they'd have done as well. Ye we are spolit for choice on this topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, grumpy rebus said: Pick almost any team from the late 70’’s or early 80’s (pre Doddie) and there are plenty Brian McNeil, Archie White, Bobby Masterton and Stewart Gauld spring to mind. Was as a hard time to be a Jambo This - though add to that Crawford Boyd. Utterly gash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Martin Petras had an absolute nightmare at Tannadice to the point where Robbie Neilson was given a hero's reception as his replacement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Mikey1874 said: Gordon Petric every game Beat me to it. Never known a more frustrating player to watch than him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Amankwaa at Easter Road last season. Total shitebag performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Another thread slagging off a Hearts player. Great stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 28 minutes ago, tian447 said: Can't believe no-one has posted Beniuseless yet! He was shite all the time tbf. As another poster mentioned, it's only really noteworthy if they were capable of good performances and offered up an out of character shocker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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