Nelly Terraces Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Sad to report, Big Nads went on holiday in the sun and melted to death. Here's a photo taken yesterday at the funeral of him being 'buried' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KisLas Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 He isn't moving too quickly these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeko Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Sad to report, Big Nads went on holiday in the sun and melted to death. Here's a photo taken yesterday at the funeral of him being 'buried' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Sad to report, Big Nads went on holiday in the sun and melted to death. Here's a photo taken yesterday at the funeral of him being 'buried' Great mate. He is a tad too fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeko Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I have reason to believe he's at Alton Towers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackaysCentreSpot Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Nade seen earlier today - Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Not surprised by that in the slightest! Probably tripped over his wallet and is currently waiting for the crane to pick him up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 He isn't moving too quickly these days. No Change there then!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flimsy Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Nade is one of a series of joke players at the club just now, players the fans see as useless, wasters, thieves or a combination of the three. I'm glad he's gone AWOL, I hope when he deigns to turn up they pin his P45 to his fat ass and boot him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Fab thread, first i've laughed in ages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat1874 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Have they checked McDonald's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy McNulty Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 AWOL = A Waste of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 AWOL = A Waste of Lard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 It is simple, dock his wages for the time he was not working, then fine him two weeks wages, and tell him if he does it again, he will never wear a Hearts jersey again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 We've not had any pictures of an elephant or a hippo or even a sloth yet. Anyone able to find any of those so we can take further cheap shots at Nade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambomjm74 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 No No you all have it wrong... He decided to run into work, to improve his fitness. He left his flat in the city centre, 3 days later he has just reached sighthill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon 1874 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 It is simple, dock his wages for the time he was not working, then fine him two weeks wages, and tell him if he does it again, he will never wear a Hearts jersey again. Whit dae ye mean.... he cannae get into one anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 We've not had any pictures of an elephant or a hippo or even a sloth yet. Anyone able to find any of those so we can take further cheap shots at Nade? It's indeed pretty poor. He's one of the best players at the club and the bandwagon jumpers seem to have latched onto him for abuse. No need at all. I still think the guy has a lot of quality and will be a great player for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 It's indeed pretty poor. He's one of the best players at the club and the bandwagon jumpers seem to have latched onto him for abuse. No need at all. I still think the guy has a lot of quality and will be a great player for us. I think that much of this stuff has been light hearted. And he does deserve it. He's reported not to have turned up for training - very unprofessional. As was his physical condition and effort/attitude on the pitch last year. The worst of that was the abuse back at Frail when Frail was rightly calling him up for his lack of effort - and the 'effort' Nade put in at Tannadice when we had 8 players. He has good footballing skills, but is not a team player and I would be delighted if he leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I think that much of this stuff has been light hearted. And he does deserve it. He's reported not to have turned up for training - very unprofessional. As was his physical condition and effort/attitude on the pitch last year. The worst of that was the abuse back at Frail when Frail was rightly calling him up for his lack of effort - and the 'effort' Nade put in at Tannadice when we had 8 players. He has good footballing skills, but is not a team player and I would be delighted if he leaves. Like all players, he needs a strong manager. He needs pushed and needs to be kept focussed because he's clearly not the most motivated. Like Kingston, i think getting rid of our more talented players is a huge negative. I hope he stays and we get a proper manager. I honestly still think he'll be a decent signing in the long run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOSE Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I'm hearing he's quit the game and entered the rag trade! http://www.bigblack.co.uk/?gclid=CJWx64qIlZQCFQHklAodQDNJtQQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Like all players, he needs a strong manager.He needs pushed and needs to be kept focussed because he's clearly not the most motivated. Like Kingston, i think getting rid of our more talented players is a huge negative. I hope he stays and we get a proper manager. I honestly still think he'll be a decent signing in the long run. THere has to be a responsibility of self motivation. My job is hardly exciting, and pays modestly, but I am still expected to motivate myself to a degree, as if I can not be Rsd at all, no manager could otivate me - this is the same, only a whole lot worse given his salary, and that I would be delighted to do the same job for around 5% of his reported wage, probably less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOSE Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Mind you he's gutted he failed the audition for Britains got talent1 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FAddUNafIvc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 THere has to be a responsibility of self motivation. My job is hardly exciting, and pays modestly, but I am still expected to motivate myself to a degree, as if I can not be Rsd at all, no manager could otivate me - this is the same, only a whole lot worse given his salary, and that I would be delighted to do the same job for around 5% of his reported wage, probably less. You are correct of course. However, we all know that some players are like kids and need a lot of guidance. Look at how well Bednar has done since he's left Disneyland. A decent manager makes a big diference. I'd rather have a player who has huge potentiol for improvement than someone who is just pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboy81 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Live scenes from Kwik Fit as engineers install a specially built seat in Nade's Lamborghini.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo27_22 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Easily has enough in his locker to be a top class spl performer but like most of the squad, he has the application of a div 3 sub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicTs Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Doubt he will even be fined after all you can pretty much get away with anything at HMFC these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Lets not beat about the bush, We are scrambling about for a manager, we are still not sure if any manager will come in and if he does, we are not sure if he gets a say in the footballing affairs. We are turning down seven figure sums for players that have failed us and are nearing a contractless status. We are discussing the possibility of restarting some sort of Save our Hearts 2 campaign. Well known posters/supporters are in the press talking about how close VR is to losing the confidence of all fans forever. Now, seriously, who honestly is really that bothered about a guy that has failed to fulfil his potential, and we are likely to at least get back our cash on when he is sold this close season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in leith Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 A sensible club would sack him for breach of contract and save the fortune we are paying him for doing feck all. We're more likely to appoint him as manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_jailer Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 nade will be back on monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 nade will be back on monday Great. Hopefully it will be to seal his move to Crystal Palace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surrey Jambo Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 According to the Record, he's sent in a sick note and will be back on Monday http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football-news/scottish-football/spl-football/hearts-fc/2008/06/28/no-show-christian-nade-sends-hearts-a-sicknote-86908-20624206/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 A sensible club would sack him for breach of contract and save the fortune we are paying him for doing feck all. We're more likely to appoint him as manager OR, A sensible club would sell him to Crystal Palace for at least the cash we outlayed last year. A foolish club would sack a saleable asset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 OR, A sensible club would sell him to Crystal Palace for at least the cash we outlayed last year. A foolish club would sack a saleable asset. Webster, Brellier, Burley ... where's the sensible club when you need one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Webster, Brellier, Burley ... where's the sensible club when you need one! Fair point! Tbh, I was more commenting on this instance. Sack a player that we know a club are tracing or sell him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in leith Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Fair point! Tbh, I was more commenting on this instance. Sack a player that we know a club are tracing or sell him? I'm not convinced Neil Warnock is the kind of manager to see the funny side of a player going AWOL. Obviously I'd be happier if we could get some kind of transfer fee for him. I just have a bad feeling that we end up stuck with him for the season and he ends up delivering very little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I'm not convinced Neil Warnock is the kind of manager to see the funny side of a player going AWOL. Obviously I'd be happier if we could get some kind of transfer fee for him. I just have a bad feeling that we end up stuck with him for the season and he ends up delivering very little. I would agree with your first sentence if it was as simple as that, but how about this? Nade knows a deal is coming from CP and didn't see the point turning up for training as he would be signing for another club within a matter of days? OR, VR knows that Nade is being sold to CP and he was absent as he was down south talking about the deal? No facts on either of these, I just find it a little suspicious that a player that has been openly coveted by a former manager has been absent at this stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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