Guest GhostHunter Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Wonder if he's at Fat Camp ? http://www.talk107.co.uk/article.php?article=2973 However Christian Nade, due to report back this week with the rest of the squad, has gone AWOL without an explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephs Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Not surprised by that in the slightest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Not to worry, it won't be hard to find him. Fat ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 he is stuck in his lambo after a binge on big macs and mcflurries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I'm scouring Google Earth as I type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 as soon as I heard about this... I knew it meant trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sconnie Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Sell him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Looks as if things are shaping up well for the new season. Just another day in the life of HMFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 What a surprise. The guy is a waste of space and has clearly not wanted to be here from day one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Someone technically savvy must be able to post a photo of a big guy sitting eating burgers and stuck between a 'Burger Restaurant' seat and table? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Nade seen earlier today - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Where these two converge, ye shall find him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJGJ Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 However Christian Nade, due to report back this week with the rest of the squad, has gone AWOL without an explanation. Seems sumo has decided to stay on holiday until it suits him -- too scared to come back for the weigh in ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 It's okay I've found him. Just for Coco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Nade seen earlier today - Doo doo doo de dooo he's loving it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sconnie Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Did Mikey from Big Brother get evicted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Mayhem Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Didn't fancy Tam Ritchies doggies evidently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 He's a lazy, fat *******. Please don't come back ya choob. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Nade is mad. He'll get fined 2 weeks wages. I'd not lose 24k for the sake of reporting to Tynie to get weighed. I'd report and on Monday just turn up to training with a sore hamstring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Canada Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 The guy's a joke, I've defended him on here previously but I admit I was wrong (although he does have talent but is too lazy to show it) If Crystal Palace bid a quid for him then we should bite their hand off. Get this fat lard assed dufus off the wage bill asap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocam2325 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Just when I was getting seriously pessimistic about the forthcoming season it gets so much brighter. Herman Helmet to be in place by Monday and now Nade's gone missing. Fandabydozy. Call of the search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 mclovin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makateer Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 He isn't moving too quickly these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 do Greggs have a distribution center were they make all the stake bakes ect..., mmm, good place to start looking eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Nade is away getting a gastric band fitted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 What a surprise. The guy is a waste of space and has clearly not wanted to be here from day one. Uses too much space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Nade seen earlier today - hahaha brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 He disgusted me with his lack of effort in the Dundee United many sendings off game. He played about 10 minutes but couldn't even be bothered to put in more than a jog in that time - even when we went down to 8 players. He's no loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 He isn't moving too quickly these days. thats the alien that burst out Nades chest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Mayhem Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Relax - he was only away watching his laddies school sports day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanB Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 He's back... here he is going through his pre-season medical at Riccarton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I'm scouring Google Earth as I type. :rofl::rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts_crazy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Nade AWOL, what like he was most of last season you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeramiah Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 He isn't moving too quickly these days. That's the fastest I've seen Nade sprint since he came to Tynie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboLad Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Maybe he is at Riccarton stuck in his car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7628mm Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Wonder if he's at Fat Camp ? http://www.talk107.co.uk/article.php?article=2973 just noticed that the title is NADE A Waste Of Lard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVodka Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Nade is mad. He'll get fined 2 weeks wages. I'd not lose 24k for the sake of reporting to Tynie to get weighed. I'd report and on Monday just turn up to training with a sore hamstring. Maybe they told him to head along to Edinburgh Zoo, maybe when the coaching staff seen him after the summer they realised they just didn't have the scales big enough to get him on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 He refused to pay for two seats on the airline to come back over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSandman Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 What is it at that makes them so keen to go AWOL. Nade isn't even the first player to have done it.... Maybe he's in bed with the Vlad flu. If he is he better watch he don't go through the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMarc Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 He's back... here he is going through his pre-season medical at Riccarton. Is that our new manager with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodfella Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 He refused to pay for two seats on the airline to come back over. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 just noticed that the title is NADE A Waste Of Lard that was clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 He's fat, he's round, he bounces off the ground, Christian nade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Spackler Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I hear Nade is back at Riccarton. He's taken a job at the University though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRibSupper Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 The guy's a joke, I've defended him on here previously but I admit I was wrong (although he does have talent but is too lazy to show it) If Crystal Palace bid a quid for him then we should bite their hand off. Get this fat lard assed dufus off the wage bill asap! He does indeed have the talent:cool: I think its a mixture of the way the team plays , the quality of the other players and him not being settled. Its a shame as i was expecting big things from him when he signed. IF he is awol , dont bloody pay him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 This is the comedy thread of the week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Absent without lunch surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 --Exclusive-- Nade went in for Lypo over the summer to help get himself back into shape. sadly they got the operation mixed up and hes been in a shame spiral ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debtor Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Absent without lunch surely. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 This is the comedy thread of the week! Agreed. Love it!! Fat waste of space. If only he'd kidnapped Pinilla and taken him with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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