Tazio Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 5 hours ago, Aaron78 said: When you've been looking for something for ages, getting totally to your wits end and someone asks.....'where did you last see it?'. If I knew that I wouldn't still be f*****g looking for it!!! Add to this the massive tit who'll say "I bet it will be in the last place you look" Arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, A Boy Named Crow said: I think the justification for this is an algebraic thing. If you’re writing a formula where x represents a pound and you have five of them, it’d be 5x...I think I might have got that from an Irishman justifying his use of “five Euro” rather than “five Euros” many years ago, not sure. Correct. Plus, saying ‘pound’ in the plural just sounds so wrong. Unless it is one pound, then it has to be said plurally, surely? ’It costs 100 pound’ - wrong. ’It cost 100 pounds’ - correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boof Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 On 25/12/2018 at 07:12, crunchy frog said: "Can I ask a quick question?" I usually hit back with "was that it?" Then ignore them My stock response is "You just did." A wee bit wanky, but if it promotes accuracy I'm for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 12 hours ago, Morgan said: Correct. Plus, saying ‘pound’ in the plural just sounds so wrong. Unless it is one pound, then it has to be said plurally, surely? ’It costs 100 pound’ - wrong. ’It cost 100 pounds’ - correct. Yip. ( I hope that doesn't irritate anyone ) Some folk I've met in the past would say ' It costs 100 Bar'. I thought pressure was measured in Bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 18 hours ago, Aaron78 said: When you've been looking for something for ages, getting totally to your wits end and someone asks.....'where did you last see it?'. If I knew that I wouldn't still be f*****g looking for it!!! I don't mind that at all (if combined with a "when did you last see it?"). It provides contextual information which allows you to figure out where it might be. Otherwise it could be like a needle in a haystack if someone just says "I've lost something" but doesn't let you know where and when they last saw it and what they've been doing since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Riva Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 (edited) "Eh" my mother inlaw has stayed with us for nearly 2 weeks . Everything you say to her "eh" . You have to repeat everything but she can hear whats being said in the kitchen and listen to 3 peoples conversations at once ? " eh" followed after repeating what you said with " aye a ken " ? ? Edited December 26, 2018 by Hector Riva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Hector Riva said: "Eh" my mother inlaw has stayed with us for nearly 2 weeks . Everything you say to her "eh" . You have to repeat everything but she can hear whats being said in the kitchen and listen to 3 peoples conversations at once ? " eh" ? Sounds like she hears you perfectly but she's just making herself some time to think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Riva Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, redjambo said: Sounds like she hears you perfectly but she's just making herself some time to think. Hears everything bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jlv2004 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Hector Riva said: "Eh" my mother inlaw has stayed with us for nearly 2 weeks . Everything you say to her "eh" . You have to repeat everything but she can hear whats being said in the kitchen and listen to 3 peoples conversations at once ? " eh" followed after repeating what you said with " aye a ken " ? ? That annoys me too. My father starts saying "eh" before you've completed a sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 (edited) People saying “Hi guys” in restaurants when I’m out with me Mrs and daughter. Just say Everyone or Folks ya ****nugget! My daughter now says “literally” so much I want to punch her in the face Edited December 26, 2018 by Jamhammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 21 hours ago, A Boy Named Crow said: I think I might have got that from an Irishman justifying his use of “five Euro” rather than “five Euros” many years ago, not sure. When the euro was being adopted, the Irish Department of Finance decided that the plural forms of "euro" and "cent" would be the same as the singular. They said that was supposed to be in line with EU Regulations, but some other countries and languages don't follow the practice. But whatever you do, don't start the word "euro" with a capital letter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 23 minutes ago, Jamhammer said: My daughter now says “literally” so much I want to punch her in the face What, literally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Ulysses said: When the euro was being adopted, the Irish Department of Finance decided that the plural forms of "euro" and "cent" would be the same as the singular. They said that was supposed to be in line with EU Regulations, but some other countries and languages don't follow the practice. But whatever you do, don't start the word "euro" with a capital letter. Aye, I’d never write Dollar or Pound, but always Euro with an uppercase E...mental. I’m a changed man from this day forward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 On 25/12/2018 at 22:24, Morgan said: Correct. Plus, saying ‘pound’ in the plural just sounds so wrong. Unless it is one pound, then it has to be said plurally, surely? ’It costs 100 pound’ - wrong. ’It cost 100 pounds’ - correct. It costs £100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 'There's nothing worse than..... " followed by something that there is like literally thousands of things worse than. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 4 hours ago, ri Alban said: It costs 100 quid Ftyfy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 14 minutes ago, Marvin said: Ftyfy ? How colloquial! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 7 hours ago, ri Alban said: It costs £100 You are of course correct when it is written down. You are of course wrong when saying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 People who say "one hundred squid" are annoying. I mean generally, not just for saying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 5 hours ago, Alex said: 'There's nothing worse than..... " followed by something that there is like literally thousands of things worse than. Aye ! You're right, there's nothing worse than that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 16 minutes ago, Francis Albert said: People who say "one hundred squid" are annoying. I mean generally, not just for saying it. that makes me rather annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 On 24/12/2018 at 11:22, Cheile said: Addressing a group of men and women as guys!! FFS Would you prefer "Guys'n'Gals"? It tends not to go down so well nowadays. Especially not if followed with a, "hee-urr-ee-urr, now then , now then." 7 hours ago, Alex said: 'There's nothing worse than..... " followed by something that there is like literally thousands of things worse than. If people say that, then I often reply with an example of something that's worse than, say, stubbing your toe, e.g.: "Ouch! I can't think of anything worse than stubbing your toe." "I'd say the 6 million tortured and killed in the nazi concentration camps would rank slightly worse than that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Pet hates. Surely, you should have just one? My wife has over ten and each one is worse than the others depending on what situation she is in. Todays ‘pet hate’ was waiting for trains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 34 minutes ago, Morgan said: Pet hates. Surely, you should have just one? My wife has over ten and each one is worse than the others depending on what situation she is in. Todays ‘pet hate’ was waiting for trains. As it’s the irritating expressions thread, I should have typed ‘My pet hate is....’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 37 minutes ago, Morgan said: Pet hates. Surely, you should have just one? My wife has over ten and each one is worse than the others depending on what situation she is in. Todays ‘pet hate’ was waiting for trains. People using over when they mean more than is one of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Darren said: People using over when they mean more than is one of mine. Fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56anawthat Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 People who post: "end of." "close thread." "... Is the correct answer." as if no one else is entitled to a contrary opinion or is allowed to post. Just stop it, okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 We are sorry to announce that the 07.10 to London Paddington is delayed. This really pisses me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 11 hours ago, 56anawthat said: People who post: "end of." "close thread." "... Is the correct answer." as if no one else is entitled to a contrary opinion or is allowed to post. Just stop it, okay? Add to that FACT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Mostly a word used by Americans, but "awesome". Something that really pisses people off in Scotland who tend to be modest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Use of the phrase "even Stevie Wonder could see..." used a lot on here, always while slagging off player A B or C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 12 hours ago, 56anawthat said: People who post: "end of." "close thread." "... Is the correct answer." as if no one else is entitled to a contrary opinion or is allowed to post. Just stop it, okay? also "This!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Marvin said: also "This!" Yes, far too terse! Much better to use something like "I wholeheartedly concur with the aforementioned sentiment". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 1 minute ago, redjambo said: Yes, far too terse! Much better to use something like "I wholeheartedly concur with the aforementioned sentiment". This! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Marvin said: This! Word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 1 minute ago, redjambo said: Word! I wholeheartedly concur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboM Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Most irritating sayings or expressions? If I told you I'd have to kill you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Riva Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 On 26/12/2018 at 12:14, Hector Riva said: "Eh" my mother inlaw has stayed with us for nearly 2 weeks . Everything you say to her "eh" . You have to repeat everything but she can hear whats being said in the kitchen and listen to 3 peoples conversations at once ? " eh" followed after repeating what you said with " aye a ken " ? ? She's gone . At the airport I said "Its been nice having you" she answered "eh".I didnt repeat and said "See you soon" replied "Aye a ken " ffs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 15 hours ago, 56anawthat said: People who post: "end of." "close thread." "... Is the correct answer." as if no one else is entitled to a contrary opinion or is allowed to post. Just stop it, okay? Also, people who ask a question and answer it in the same post, e.g. Does anyone think that's a good idea? Nah, didn't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Just read something about the BJP Hindu extremists attempts to distort in schools the history of the role of muslim moghul rulers in favour of a hindu interpretation. The article ends with the claim this abuses the rights of the more than 200 milion Indians who "do not identify as Hindus". Why not just who "are not Hindus"? This "identifying as" usage is spreading fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Mother in law says... ‘ken whit a mean’ after what seems like every sentence. and folk starting every sentence with... ‘by the way’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 People who start sentences with "D'ye know what?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 On 26/12/2018 at 19:13, Jamhammer said: My daughter now says “literally” so much I want to punch her in the face I used to work with someone who'd use literally in every sentence. As you say it gets to the point you want to smack them in the coupon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Using the word actually or actual to try and emphasise a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 He was entitled to go down. Aye ok. When I trip over a paving stone am I entitled to hit the deck and make an insurance claim? "I felt the contact...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 On 26/12/2018 at 14:13, Jamhammer said: People saying “Hi guys” in restaurants when I’m out with me Mrs and daughter. Just say Everyone or Folks ya ****nugget! My daughter now says “literally” so much I want to punch her in the face "Literally" is not misused as much as it was a few years ago, thankfully. Two of the bad ones I remember were, "I was so mad that my head literally exploded", and "That woman was so gutsy. She literally had balls." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokyowalnut Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 (edited) 'New year, new me' ? Edited December 31, 2018 by tokyowalnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 38 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Scotrail announcer. See it. Say it. Sorted. My feckin arse. Should be. See it. Feck it. Missed it coz it wiz cancelled ya wanks. It isn't just Scotrail but all over the rail network. The worst thing is that someone may have been paid to come up with this drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 On 28/12/2018 at 02:17, Francis Albert said: People who say "one hundred squid" are annoying. I mean generally, not just for saying it. That reminds me of another - ‘It was a damp squid’. I would think that squid (squids?) are at their best when damp. Squibs on the other hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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