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Dawnrazor

"but people didn't know what they were voting for" 

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Morgan

In answer to the question ‘how was your Christmas’?

 

’Aye, quiet’

 

GTF.

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Dawnrazor
7 minutes ago, obua said:

My bad.

What the **** does that even mean??? I've banned my son from saying it ?

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Dawnrazor

At the start of any sentence "So........." 

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Ray Gin

What's for ye won't go by ye

 

:vrface:

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Ray Gin

Should of / could of / would of

 

:seething:

 

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Victorian

I've always believed that things happen for a reason (with Australian Question Intonation).

 

**** off.

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Lemongrab

"Nope to the above guesses.  :santa:"

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been here before

On here...

 

"There's a player in there".

 

"No-one should go to a football match and never come home".

 

"Tragedy, thoughts with the family".

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Victorian

It's cauld,  is it naw?

 

 

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Dagger Is Back
34 minutes ago, Morgan said:

In answer to the question ‘how was your Christmas’?

 

’Aye, quiet’

 

GTF.

 

I wouldn’t get too irritated Morgan my friend.

 

That will be my response this year because that’s exactly what it will be.

 

Lots of folks dread Xmas for many reasons. We’ll be joining them this year.

 

Cheers ?

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Artful Dodger

"I turned around and said" 

 

"I'm just heading through" .. .. .. through ****in what Ffs.

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Konrad von Carstein

Will of the people...

:berra:

 

 

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Mikey1874

Not my own but a good one

 

 

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Tazio

People who describe anything as "bad boy"

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Mauricio Pinilla

'more to this than meets the eye' 

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Dawnrazor

"I'll rock up at...." 

Or, "When I rocked up..." 

Especially when extolled by a middle aged man. 

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gjcc

“See you later” when said by people that will absolutely never see you again. 

 

Spoiler

I catch myself saying it all the time. ?

 

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gjcc

“Are you busy?”

 

when used by the missus wanting something done.

99% of the time I’m obviously not busy but have just sat down for a rest having previously been busy. 

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Geoff the Mince

Just saying & worldy

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Dawnrazor

"reached out" ??

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Helzibob
19 minutes ago, gjcc said:

“Are you busy?”

 

when used by the missus wanting something done.

99% of the time I’m obviously not busy but have just sat down for a rest having previously been busy. 

 

On the same note “can I just have a quick word” when you are clearly rushing out the office. Could you not have come over 10 minutes ago? ?

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Salad Fingers

"Oh you on your lunch?" 

 

No. No, I'm just indulging in my hobby of stuffing a sandwich in my mouth at noon every day. 

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Salad Fingers

My cousin lives in Australia. He's heading to NZ for Christmas. He posted this on Facebook today.

 

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:muggy:

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tcjambo

Any politician calling themself "progressive" - sanctimonious bullshit. Krankie FFS.

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Craig_

Already at the end of sentences. "Just ....... already". Think it's an Americanism.

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Dawnrazor
5 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said:

My cousin lives in Australia. He's heading to NZ for Christmas. He posted this on Facebook today.

 

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:muggy:

Never heard that before.

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BarneyBattles

‘Great piece of kit’

’rips ma knitting’

’match day experience ‘

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King prawn
25 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

"reached out" ??

Touch base :seething:

 

my arse of a boss used re-solutionise recently too.

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Thommo414

"full fat coke"...a drink that contains no fat. "regular coke", is acceptable. "full sugar coke" is also acceptable but the full fat bit irritates me for no real reason other than being a pedantic *****

 

"Grinds my gears" - piss off

 

"Part and parcel" - the cliche of every interview with some thick as pigshit football player ever

Edited by Thommo414

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Morgan
1 hour ago, Dagger Is Back said:

 

I wouldn’t get too irritated Morgan my friend.

 

That will be my response this year because that’s exactly what it will be.

 

Lots of folks dread Xmas for many reasons. We’ll be joining them this year.

 

Cheers ?

Hope that doesn’t mean something sad, Dagger?

 

If so, I apologise for a flippant post.

 

Sorry man.

 

Morgan

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AlphonseCapone

"Shenanigans". Horrific word used by horrific people. 

 

"Wine o'clock". Used by middle class jakies. 

 

"Brown bag meeting". **** off and don't arrange a meeting at lunch time. 

 

"Krankie". Absolutely howling chat. 

 

"Brexit means Brexit". Phrase used for simpletons, lapped up by simpletons. 

 

"He's a character", you mean a prick. 

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Morgan

That’s a blue sky idea.

 

A computer that is all singing, all dancing.

 

:vrface:

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Thommo414
1 minute ago, AlphonseCapone said:

"Shenanigans". Horrific word used by horrific people. 

 

"Wine o'clock". Used by middle class jakies. 

 

"Brown bag meeting". **** off and don't arrange a meeting at lunch time. 

 

"Krankie". Absolutely howling chat. 

 

"Brexit means Brexit". Phrase used for simpletons, lapped up by simpletons. 

 

"He's a character", you mean a prick. 

Taking our country back, there's another one

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Morgan
1 minute ago, AlphonseCapone said:

"Shenanigans". Horrific word used by horrific people. 

 

"Wine o'clock". Used by middle class jakies. 

 

"Brown bag meeting". **** off and don't arrange a meeting at lunch time. 

 

"Krankie". Absolutely howling chat. 

 

"Brexit means Brexit". Phrase used for simpletons, lapped up by simpletons. 

 

"He's a character", you mean a prick.

 

:lol: 

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Jlv2004
2 minutes ago, AlphonseCapone said:

"Shenanigans". Horrific word used by horrific people. 

 

"Wine o'clock". Used by middle class jakies. 

 

"Brown bag meeting". **** off and don't arrange a meeting at lunch time. 

 

"Krankie". Absolutely howling chat. 

 

"Brexit means Brexit". Phrase used for simpletons, lapped up by simpletons. 

 

"He's a character", you mean a prick. 

Agree with all bar the first.

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Jlv2004
2 hours ago, Muppetboy said:

It is what it is

:jj_facepalm:

I don't mind this one.

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Thommo414

"U OK hun?" the question that enables attention seeking arseholes like no other followed by the ever reliable "pm me bbz" 

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Dagger Is Back

Low hanging fruit

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Dagger Is Back
8 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Hope that doesn’t mean something sad, Dagger?

 

If so, I apologise for a flippant post.

 

Sorry man.

 

Morgan

 

No need to apologise Morgan buddy. It’s an Internet forum where most folks don’t know each other at all. 

 

Me that should apologise not you. Just me getting to the end of a shitty year and I should have kept that off the forum.

 

Sorry dude

 

?

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Morgan
3 minutes ago, Dagger Is Back said:

 

No need to apologise Morgan buddy. It’s an Internet forum where most folks don’t know each other at all. 

 

Me that should apologise not you. Just me getting to the end of a shitty year and I should have kept that off the forum.

 

Sorry dude

 

?

:thumbsup:

 

Thanks for that, Dagger.  Good of you.

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Ulysses

"Now Ulysses, I think we both know why we're here."

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Boof
2 hours ago, Ray Gin said:

Should of / could of / would of

 

:seething:

 

 

/ end thread

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Dagger Is Back

Definately

 

 

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stevieboobs

"I'm not being funny, but"

 

"It's not rocket science"

 

"rant over"

 

Chronic stuff

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