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2 hours ago, Ulysses said:

I'm an atheist, but even so I'm pretty sure Tommy Brown and superjack are going to hell.  :peepwall:

 

They are plumbing to new depths

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I've no doubt posted this before but it's like Tomahawk's God Hates A Coward - you have to repost and enjoy every time

 

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6 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

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My son got me a pair of Crocs for father's Day, I've Ben on about getting a pair for years for kicking about the yard and driving to and from jobs, the BEST present he's ever bought me, I don't know how I got to 51 without them😄 mine are in Real Tree Camo for the full redneck effect!

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2 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

My son got me a pair of Crocs for father's Day, I've Ben on about getting a pair for years for kicking about the yard and driving to and from jobs, the BEST present he's ever bought me, I don't know how I got to 51 without them😄 mine are in Real Tree Camo for the full redneck effect!

Pic. Dare ye :lol: 

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6 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

My son got me a pair of Crocs for father's Day, I've Ben on about getting a pair for years for kicking about the yard and driving to and from jobs, the BEST present he's ever bought me, I don't know how I got to 51 without them😄 mine are in Real Tree Camo for the full redneck effect!

You need to buy the headlights for them. 

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3 minutes ago, Tazio said:

You need to buy the headlights for them. 

And the wee snow ploughs🤣

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jack D and coke
5 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

 

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I don’t know what to say…I need to make a meme with that pic :lol: 

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14 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

My son got me a pair of Crocs for father's Day, I've Ben on about getting a pair for years for kicking about the yard and driving to and from jobs, the BEST present he's ever bought me, I don't know how I got to 51 without them😄 mine are in Real Tree Camo for the full redneck effect!

I want to like them, I enjoy socially unpopular footwear, but I just can't. Jesus sandals for me then 😔 

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Just now, Smithee said:

I want to like them, I enjoy socially unpopular footwear, but I just can't. Jesus sandals for me then 😔 

Honestly, they are the dugs baws, Jesus sandals are for God bothering Guardian reading vegetarian retired Geography teachers FFS!

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6 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

I don’t know what to say…I need to make a meme with that pic :lol: 

🤣👍

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Just now, Dawnrazor said:

Honestly, they are the dugs baws, Jesus sandals are for God bothering Guardian reading vegetarian retired Geography teachers FFS!

Away and wear socks with your crocs ya madman!

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6 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

I don’t know what to say…I need to make a meme with that pic :lol: 

I've got this urge to get some dungarees and go 'gator hun'n with a cousin.

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2 minutes ago, Smithee said:

Away and wear socks with your crocs ya madman!

Too many Ticks around here and Lyme's Disease or I'd go barefoot.

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jack D and coke
6 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

I've got this urge to get some dungarees and go 'gator hun'n with a cousin.

Everything will run when they see you coming with those on…😐

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2 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Everything will run when they see you coming with those on…😐

They're camouflage ya ****in daftie, nothing can see me coming!

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jack D and coke
1 minute ago, Dawnrazor said:

They're camouflage ya ****in daftie, nothing can see me coming!

They’re ****ing sensational man :lol: 

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2 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

They’re ****ing sensational man :lol: 

Aren't they 🤣

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46 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

My son got me a pair of Crocs for father's Day, I've Ben on about getting a pair for years for kicking about the yard and driving to and from jobs, the BEST present he's ever bought me, I don't know how I got to 51 without them😄 mine are in Real Tree Camo for the full redneck effect!

Oh right ! Well any gift from a person is always nice . I’m more of a trainers person. They are great if you have arthritis plus look stylish too .  

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32 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

I don’t know what to say…I need to make a meme with that pic :lol: 

Well they are no bad compared to the yellow and red ones in the meme . Too garish 

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1 hour ago, Dawnrazor said:

My son got me a pair of Crocs for father's Day

 

Mine got me beer.

 

I suppose I'm wondering where it all went wrong.  :laugh: 

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Just now, Ulysses said:

 

Mine got me beer.

 

I suppose I'm wondering where it all went wrong.  :laugh: 

To be fair mine got me a Vacation Box of Stout, but the Crocs man ❤️😎❤️🤣

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5 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

To be fair mine got me a Vacation Box of Stout, but the Crocs man ❤️😎❤️🤣

 

I'll tell mine.

 

So that next year he can get me beer and....

 

....extra beer.  :laugh: 

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5 minutes ago, Ulysses said:

 

I'll tell mine.

 

So that next year he can get me beer and....

 

....extra beer.  :laugh: 

🤣 You've taste in footwear man!

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12 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

 

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I know they're quite comfy, but they don't half make my feet stink. The wife bought me a pair of fur lined crocks a few years ago, comfiest footwear ever. Had to throw them out though as, even after removing the fur lining to wash, within a couple of days of puting the lining back on, they were Abraham Lincoln again. I don't normally get smelly feet either, which made it worse.

Stick to flip flops instead.

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3 minutes ago, superjack said:

I know they're quite comfy, but they don't half make my feet stink. The wife bought me a pair of fur lined crocks a few years ago, comfiest footwear ever. Had to throw them out though as, even after removing the fur lining to wash, within a couple of days of puting the lining back on, they were Abraham Lincoln again. I don't normally get smelly feet either, which made it worse.

Stick to flip flops instead.

I have waterproof slippers for quick pee runs with the dog, they're the same. Just a glance at them and my feet sprout stink lines

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6 minutes ago, Smithee said:

I have waterproof slippers for quick pee runs with the dog, they're the same. Just a glance at them and my feet sprout stink lines

 

Why does the dog need to go with you when you go for a pee?

 

My apologies if it is an emotional support animal.

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HeartsandonlyHearts
12 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

 

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You have no shame.

For those alone you should be suspended.

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6 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

Why does the dog need to go with you when you go for a pee?

 

My apologies if it is an emotional support animal.

 

You don't pee while running with the dog?

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2 minutes ago, Smithee said:

 

You don't pee while running with the dog?

 

I don't have a dog but if I could borrow one then I might consider it.

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2 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

I don't have a dog but if I could borrow one then I might consider it.

Wear waterproof slippers 👍

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