Jambo, Goodbye Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo, Goodbye Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 It takes light 8 minutes to travel from the sun to earth. Big Uche decided to throw the sun away under arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 The Ghostbusters called, Big Uche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 When Uche has a slash an average of 7 people drown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 I used this one a few year ago on a similar thread about Dale Carrick, but... Big Uche once wrestled an anaconda for 4 days straight, only to realise he was just masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 5 hours ago, RobNox said: Uche already referring to us the famous It's not really him mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Uche drinks Drew Busby’s whisky and Newcastle Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 30 minutes ago, Pennywise said: I used this one a few year ago on a similar thread about Dale Carrick, but... Big Uche once wrestled an anaconda for 4 days straight, only to realise he was just masturbating. That's outstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Once Uche pops...he CAN stop. *insert Pringles pic* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Jambo, Goodbye said: Just laughed out loud at this and got a strange look from the wife ? Edited August 31, 2018 by Frank1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo, Goodbye Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank1874 said: Just laughed out loud at this and got a strange look from the wife ? ? I've really enjoyed this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambraejambo Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 5 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: My favourite so far ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1980 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Pennywise said: I used this one a few year ago on a similar thread about Dale Carrick, but... Big Uche once wrestled an anaconda for 4 days straight, only to realise he was just masturbating. Why was there a similar thread for Dale Carrick :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 7 hours ago, Gashauskis9 said: Uche drinks Drew Busby’s whisky and Newcastle Brown. Brave laddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnasher75 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 For years Scott Brown tried to imagine how terrified Sophie felt when she first saw the BFG. And then Scott Brown met Uche Ikpeazu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 if uche was in 24 the show would be called 1.5 as uche gets everything done in 90 mins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyces beard Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Uche is so tough when he stared down the Hulk, the Hulk turned maroon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalldothebeattie Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 46 minutes ago, letsalldothebeattie said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erskinehearts Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 uches penis is so big it has a penis of its own which is still bigger than everybody elses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 2 hours ago, gnasher75 said: For years Scott Brown tried to imagine how terrified Sophie felt when she first saw the BFG. And then Scott Brown met Uche Ikpeazu. Uche is so hard a snake had to dress up as Scott Brown just to bite him......Uche still didn’t give a ****. Uche, Scot Brown couldnt eat a whole one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Uche talks about Fight Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Uche always leaves his wingman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Uche said Candyman in the mirror ten times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartsofgold Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 3 hours ago, letsalldothebeattie said: We have a winner!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 When he was chasing a ball in the second half to keep it in play, the Gorgie Stand backed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 On 31/08/2018 at 09:52, Jambos_1874 said: My favourite so far ? Agreed the winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Should of copyrighted these all over the hearts fan pages the last twentyfour hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Uche invented the giraffe when he uppercutted a horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Uche is so hard, he made Thanos stand in the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted September 3, 2018 Author Share Posted September 3, 2018 On 01/09/2018 at 23:04, sadj said: Should of copyrighted these all over the hearts fan pages the last twentyfour hours At least we know we started them mate ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 17 minutes ago, Frank1874 said: At least we know we started them mate ?? Indeed , and they are all superb.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalldothebeattie Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 On 01/09/2018 at 23:04, sadj said: Should of copyrighted these all over the hearts fan pages the last twentyfour hours Of all the Facebook pages to steal and post them. Take it they’re passing them off as there own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 (edited) 40 minutes ago, letsalldothebeattie said: Of all the Facebook pages to steal and post them. Take it they’re passing them off as there own Not sure was no credit so im guessing they did ?? I made sure to mention jambos kickback on the comments though Edited September 3, 2018 by sadj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Uche wouldn't use Facebook. Kickbacker all day long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrB1to4 Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Uche’s email address is [email protected] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrB1to4 Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 When Uche crosses the road, the cars look both ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUTOL Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 40 minutes ago, MrB1to4 said: Uche’s email address is [email protected] Is that not gmails email address? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrB1to4 Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 36 minutes ago, SUTOL said: Is that not gmails email address? ? Indeed haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Uche is so tough, Hughes looks at him and gets injured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 On 01/09/2018 at 23:10, Jeff said: Uche invented the giraffe when he uppercutted a horse ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboT Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Can we just get one thing straight here! The only reason we can have a laugh at this thread is because Uche allowed us all to live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUTOL Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, TurboT said: Can we just get one thing straight here! The only reason we can have a laugh at this thread is because Uche allowed us all to live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 On 01/09/2018 at 23:04, sadj said: Should of copyrighted these all over the hearts fan pages the last twentyfour hours I don't see them any more have they been taken down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bauld said: I don't see them any more have they been taken down? Iv not looked , maybe didnt like my comment on them and people knowing it wasn’t them ??♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 In dirty dancing, baby said no one puts uche in a corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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