Alex Kintner Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When the Bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for big Uche. His tears cure cancer. Unfortunately he has never cried. Some kids like to dress up as Superman. Superman likes to dress up as big Uche. He is the reason Wally is hiding. Big Uche doesn’t flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank1874 said: When the Bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for big Uche. His tears cure cancer. Unfortunately he has never cried. Some kids like to dress up as Superman. Superman likes to dress up as big Uche. He is the reason Wally is hiding. Big Uche doesn’t flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 This thread could be gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickycameron98 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, Frank1874 said: When the Bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for big Uche. His tears cure cancer. Unfortunately he has never cried. Some kids like to dress up as Superman. Superman likes to dress up as big Uche. He is the reason Wally is hiding. Big Uche doesn’t flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it. You pished? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never Let Them Forget Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche Ikpeazu doesn’t have hairs on his balls, hair doesn’t grow on steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, sadj said: brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche makes onions cry. Uche knows Victoria’s Secret. Uche can kill two stones with one bird. Am I doing this right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 For anyone who wants to make the memes , this is one so simple I can use it and pic attached. If only meme’s existed in the days of Skacel’s left foot even chuck norris was scared of that left foot and he’s not scared of anything human. https://imgflip.com/memegenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche has a bear skin carpet in his living room. The bear isn't dead. It's just too afraid to move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 He would get Chuck Norris's dinner money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalldothebeattie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Looking forward to see how this thread develops. Could be a great laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryJTlaw Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When Alexander Graham Bell first invented the phone, he had 3 missed calls from big Uche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copa-mundial Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche invented Giraffes when he uppercut a horse. Uche was once bit by the most venomous snake. After three gruelling days. The snake died. Uche doesn't do press ups. He just pushes the world down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, dryJTlaw said: When Alexander Graham Bell first invented the phone, he had 3 missed calls from big Uche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryJTlaw Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 George Foreman has a Big Uche grill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche goes down the pits on his days off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swavkav Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche hates Hibs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUTOL Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Салатные палочки Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 18 minutes ago, SUTOL said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 This thread is stinking. Cringey patter. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgeJambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche doesn't eat Honey He chews Bees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Police Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Alan_R said: This thread is stinking. Cringey patter. ?? Lighten up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkishcap Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche told God to bolt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkishcap Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When Uche swims the sharks go into a cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche taught the Stig how to drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 34 minutes ago, SUTOL said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swavkav Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When on holiday, Dolphins want to swim with Uche! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80bob Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When the Hadron Collider broke they asked Uche to hold some particles in each hand and clap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Neil Lennons teeth were white, then they saw Uche....... ......the rest is history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80bob Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 The world doesn’t spin on its axis. Uche spins the world when he goes for a gentle jog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalldothebeattie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinger Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stranraer-jambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 The Incredible Hulk has asked that they rename his rollercoaster in Universal, Orlando, after Uche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 loving this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Robbo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Big Uche doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. Uche doesn't wear a condom, because there is no protection from Uche. Big Uche counted to infinity. Twice. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Uche allows to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnieHearts Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Earth is flat.............from uche landing on it after his header against Killie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryJTlaw Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, King Robbo said: Big Uche counted to infinity. Twice. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnieHearts Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche is so hard even Berra feigned an injury just to not have to go up against him in training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Dee Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 I thought all the schools were back by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche is so hard he could walk to the North Pole with his sleeves rolled up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Mister Dee said: I thought all the schools were back by now. Bah humbug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche died five years ago but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jaap's Sigh Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, adambraejambo said: ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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