Pans Jambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 43 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: When hedgehogs argue with one another they hope their next shite is an Uche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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barcs87 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When Uche was circumcised his foreskin was not disposed of. Instead it was raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of basketball. Today we know Big Uche's foreskin as Shaq O'Neal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, barcs87 said: When Uche was circumcised his foreskin was not disposed of. Instead it was raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of basketball. Today we know Big Uche's foreskin as Shaq O'Neal. I believe that, it's well known that he's got a tadger like king kong's finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Morgan said: If Uche got the shit I got on the ‘boobies’ thread, he’d kick the shit outta you guys. He didnae though, so he wouldnae huv to. There's a 'boobies' thread? And naebdy invited me? In a huff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Shillyshally Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 He'd have Casey Ryback Under Siege Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR INCREDIBLE Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Big Uche......The man who ate the boiled ham raw !!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 7 hours ago, 56anawthat said: Here's the tune: Thanks for posting that. Out of this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagey Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 This is a class thread- top notch guys ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 3 hours ago, I P Knightley said: There's a 'boobies' thread? And naebdy invited me? In a huff. I think its the hospital thread , not as exciting as it sounds though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Uche's ''2 cents worth'' is valued at $50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo, Goodbye Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mayfield Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Bandaid? You mean “Bitch Sticker” Coat on ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 ... he joined the SSO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Jambo, Goodbye said: ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted August 30, 2018 Author Share Posted August 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Jambo, Goodbye said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Jambo, Goodbye said: Pretty much superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyjam Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 8 hours ago, Smithee said: I believe that, it's well known that he's got a tadger like king kong's finger I think you mean King Kong has a tadger like Uches finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 28 minutes ago, happyjam said: I think you mean King Kong has a tadger like Uches finger. I think you mean the tadger is twice the size of King Kong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalldothebeattie Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Blood DOES show on Uche's maroon jersey. Just it isn't his! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalldothebeattie Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 10 hours ago, Bring Back Paulo Sergio said: Uche doesn't need to turn the calculator upside-down to see boobies. The calculator knows better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaap's Sigh Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 12 hours ago, Jambo, Goodbye said: That’s brilliant ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 These are brilliant guys! Well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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@VladMagic Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Uche keeps 10 Joe Pesci's in a pen at the bottom of his garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Honestly, I read this thread and I can't comprehend how there are still unsold tickets on Saturday. I'd go even if Uche was playing them on his own and I suspect there are thousands like me. He has all the potential to be a marquee player like Zeefuik or dare I say it, Ernie Winchester. Didnt half love Ernie. Difference is of course, Ernie really only amused us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1980 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 17 hours ago, I P Knightley said: There's a 'boobies' thread? And naebdy invited me? In a huff. It was more underwhelming than the Wighton signing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 This has got to go down as one of the best threads ever. Just smiling from ear to ear sitting reading this. Uche is already a true Jambos hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Uche..... Gaffer, touch them grapes again and I’ll rip the ****er out this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambraejambo Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 (edited) Pulled my nightie down on the way out, what a gent! xx Edited August 30, 2018 by TypoonJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie86 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 (edited) Uche is so tough, he ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one. Uche is so tough, he can close a revolving door Terry Crews is a piece of Uche's flaking skin Someone once thought they saw Uche fighting an anaconda, he was just masturbating Uche is the only one who knows if Annie from Smooth Criminal is ok Edited August 30, 2018 by Jamie86 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomgoose Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 (edited) The big man already planning for the treble ? Edited August 30, 2018 by Doomgoose Damn - it's not him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Uche is so tough, he threw away the scarf and held Chuck Norris above his head when he signed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnasher75 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 If Uche was negotiating Brexit, Britain would now have 27 new colonies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Doomgoose said: The big man already planning for the treble ? Uche already referring to us the famous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 16 hours ago, letsalldothebeattie said: 2 hours ago, New York Fleapit said: Uche is so tough, he threw away the scarf and held Chuck Norris above his head when he signed. These two are fantastic. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Theres been a phrase that's been nagging away at me for days. Got it now. Cult hero. That's Uche. I'm hoping to be in Edinburgh around Easter and with no disrespect to anyone else, the player I'm most looking forward to seeing is Uche. The Skacel factor. The Ali factor. The Botham factor. The Uche factor. How on earth did Craigie find him? More likely Iche found Craigie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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barcs87 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 25 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Outstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 When Uche is convicted of a crime he doesnt get a sentence. He gets an encyclopedia. Boom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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