John Findlay Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Just now, Morgan said: If I ever had to wear proper shoes John, it would be black. Shorts? Fitting or loose? Loose.I'm a wee fat bassa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, AlimOzturk said: Depends on the colour of suit. Blue suits brown shoes. Black/grey suits black shoes. Even if your trouser/jeans fit properly are belts always required for the look to be right? No. Fitting T-shirts or baggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, milky_26 said: we might have won the europa league the season before Nah. We only do big cups, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Just now, Morgan said: No. Fitting T-shirts or baggy? Fitted definitely. Who was your high school crush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, John Findlay said: Loose.I'm a wee fat bassa. Wee. Or just smallish? Fat. Or just plump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Just now, Salad Fingers said: Fitted definitely. Who was your high school crush? It sounds wrong to admit but...my wife. Celebrity wise it was a young Demi Moore. Yours SF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: Fitted definitely. Who was your high school crush? Fitted The only style in shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: Fitted definitely. Who was your high school crush? Louise o Hara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, Morgan said: Wee. Or just smallish? Fat. Or just plump? 5ft 7. 38 inch waist. So wee fat bassa right enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, John Findlay said: 5ft 7. 38 inch waist. So wee fat bassa right enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 21 minutes ago, Morgan said: It sounds wrong to admit but...my wife. Celebrity wise it was a young Demi Moore. Yours SF? Alison. Her dad was a champion horse trainer. She was lovely. Curves in all the right places and the legs......jesus. P.E. was always a joy. Edit. Her friend was a Jambo and had a season ticket in the Gorgie stand when we were both in 3rd year. Was strange, two people in the same year at the same school from the west coast in the same stand. Another girl Susan who was in some of my classes had a seat in the main stand as well at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: Alison. Her dad was a champion horse trainer. She was lovely. Curves in all the right places and the legs......jesus. P.E. was always a joy. Saying that.. I ‘had’ an Alison in a field near Ratho. Bit chunky about the pins but lungs and an erse to feckin weep for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, AlimOzturk said: Tough one. Would love to go back and see my granny one more time. Before she suffered dementia. You have one choice. Hearts to win the league or champions league. Which would you choose. Easy. League. Don’t really know why. Tell me one occasion in your professional life where you, personally, have made a change for the better..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 1, 2018 Author Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, deesidejambo said: Easy. League. Don’t really know why. Tell me one occasion in your professional life where you, personally, have made a change for the better..... I once had to cut the pay of a large bunch of poorly-paid people who didn't deserve the cut. Four years later, I got to make a deal that gave them back what they had lost plus a lot more. If you were told you would go deaf and could only listen to one more piece of music, what would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Ulysses said: I once had to cut the pay of a large bunch of poorly-paid people who didn't deserve the cut. Four years later, I got to make a deal that gave them back what they had lost plus a lot more. If you were told you would go deaf and could only listen to one more piece of music, what would it be? The Who - Quadrophenia. All 4 sides If you just mean one song, I'd go for Song is Over. It's one of my funeral songs. Not being able to listen to music would break me You have to be interviewed for a radio or telly show. Who is your ideal interviewer? Parky? Graham Norton? Robin Day? Frank Skinner? Wogie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Jeremy Clarkson. As annoying as he is occasionally, he's very intelligent and asks great questions. And we could talk cars for the whole interview. Have you ever taken a dump outside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 52 minutes ago, VladMagic said: Jeremy Clarkson. As annoying as he is occasionally, he's very intelligent and asks great questions. And we could talk cars for the whole interview. Have you ever taken a dump outside? Don't you mean Paxman? Yes on wild camping trips there is little choice. Lager or IPA? P.s Get it cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 18 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: 100% no On the same theme... Are you a breasts,bum or legs man/woman? Breasts shaved: Yes or no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Shaved. Don't like hair on my teeth. Music. Supertramp live in Paris album. One song, Fool's Overture. Mug or cup and saucer for your coffee or tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 15 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Shaved. Don't like hair on my teeth. Music. Supertramp live in Paris album. One song, Fool's Overture. Mug or cup and saucer for your coffee or tea? Other than at a conference venue or hotel, I've not had coffee or tea in a cup and saucer ever. Mugs all the way for this cat. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment with a celebrity? Tell us about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_bolton Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 hours ago, I P Knightley said: Other than at a conference venue or hotel, I've not had coffee or tea in a cup and saucer ever. Mugs all the way for this cat. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment with a celebrity? Tell us about it. It wasn't me, but I was in a restaurant in Colombo once and my mate next to me mistook Kumar Sangakkara for a waiter (cos he is black, innit) and asked him for another beer. To be fair, Sangakkara was dressed all in black, like the waiters, and he did take it quite well. Hugely cringey moment, though. What time is it where you are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, michael_bolton said: It wasn't me, but I was in a restaurant in Colombo once and my mate next to me mistook Kumar Sangakkara for a waiter (cos he is black, innit) and asked him for another beer. To be fair, Sangakkara was dressed all in black, like the waiters, and he did take it quite well. Hugely cringey moment, though. What time is it where you are? 13.37 what tv or movie character would you like to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, milky_26 said: 13.37 what tv or movie character would you like to be? Di Caprio in the Wolf of Wall Street. Money, exotic holidays and get to shag Margot Robbie. I'll just ignore how the film ends!! What is the best place you've ever been on holiday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 39 minutes ago, Jambos_1874 said: Di Caprio in the Wolf of Wall Street. Money, exotic holidays and get to shag Margot Robbie. I'll just ignore how the film ends!! What is the best place you've ever been on holiday? Cornwall Big round ones or small pert ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 4 hours ago, I P Knightley said: Other than at a conference venue or hotel, I've not had coffee or tea in a cup and saucer ever. Mugs all the way for this cat. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment with a celebrity? Tell us about it. My wife told Roger Moore that he was only her third favourite Bond. Beard Or clean shaven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 38 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Cornwall Big round ones or small pert ones? Pert. Mini-skirts or tight jeans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_bolton Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, Morgan said: Pert. Mini-skirts or tight jeans? Mini skirt. Tight jeans hurt my baws. Would you rather lose an arm or a leg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Mini skirt East Coast or West Coast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, michael_bolton said: Mini skirt. Tight jeans hurt my baws. Would you rather lose an arm or a leg? Arm. 7 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Mini skirt East Coast or West Coast? East. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Morgan said: Beard Or clean shaven? Didn't I ask that earlier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, Marvin said: Didn't I ask that earlier? Maybe you did, I must have missed it, sorry. Bald or hirsute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 4 hours ago, michael_bolton said: It wasn't me, but I was in a restaurant in Colombo once and my mate next to me mistook Kumar Sangakkara for a waiter (cos he is black, innit) and asked him for another beer. To be fair, Sangakkara was dressed all in black, like the waiters, and he did take it quite well. Hugely cringey moment, though. What time is it where you are? Love it! Was that in Kumar's own restaurant, though? He and Jayawardene have their names on a place with a local celeb TV chef, "Ministry of Crab". I've been in it 4 or 5 time but have never knowingly seen them. Given their God-like status, I'm sure I'd have known they were there as I'm always with at least two Sri Lankans. 3 hours ago, Morgan said: My wife told Roger Moore that he was only her third favourite Bond. Beard Or clean shaven? She was being generous to him, then? I have no idea whether your wife has a beard or is clean shaven - give us a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: Love it! Was that in Kumar's own restaurant, though? He and Jayawardene have their names on a place with a local celeb TV chef, "Ministry of Crab". I've been in it 4 or 5 time but have never knowingly seen them. Given their God-like status, I'm sure I'd have known they were there as I'm always with at least two Sri Lankans. She was being generous to him, then? I have no idea whether your wife has a beard or is clean shaven - give us a clue. Yeah, she was being kind to him. It just seemed wrong of her to say that to him after asking for his autograph and a photo with him! She doesn't have a beard as such, just a sort of five o'clock shadow. The double chin however hides some of the growth, so all is well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Morgan said: Maybe you did, I must have missed it, sorry. Bald or hirsute? difference is, I wasn't asking about facial hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Marvin said: difference is, I wasn't asking about facial hair Oh FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 5 hours ago, Marvin said: Didn't I ask that earlier? Yes. Money no object, what'd be your choice of car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, Ulysses said: Yes. Money no object, what'd be your choice of car? 911 would you do a cruise , have you been on one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 41 minutes ago, The Future's Maroon said: 911 would you do a cruise , have you been on one? No & no. Never fancied it. Have you ever been in jail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 No. Have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 9 minutes ago, John Findlay said: No. Have you? No, but been in a police cell twice. Have you ever watched midget porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shedro Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, chester copperpot said: No, but been in a police cell twice. Have you ever watched midget porn? No but I once heard a guy took a midget home and his mates turned up at the door and he asked her to dreep behind the couch till they had left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 3, 2018 Author Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, Shedro said: No but I once heard a guy took a midget home and his mates turned up at the door and he asked her to dreep behind the couch till they had left. You forgot to ask a question........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 13 minutes ago, Ulysses said: You forgot to ask a question........ Ffs you just can't get the staff these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shedro Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 15 minutes ago, Ulysses said: You forgot to ask a question........ Okay, was it you with the midget? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 3, 2018 Author Share Posted March 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, Shedro said: Okay, was it you with the midget? No. I cannot tell a lie..... ....even a little one. Have you ever called out the wrong name during sex, or a passionate clinch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Ulysses said: No. I cannot tell a lie..... ....even a little one. Have you ever called out the wrong name during sex, or a passionate clinch? Yes. My current fiance has to deal with me saying my ex wifes name all the time, especially during sex (**** knows why she stays with me) Has Hearts fc ever influenced your life in a big way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shedro Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ulysses said: No. I cannot tell a lie..... ....even a little one. Have you ever called out the wrong name during sex, or a passionate clinch? No I'm far too absent minded but if you could live your life over again would you have made a video of the best rides you can had and if yes what would your porn star name be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 3, 2018 Author Share Posted March 3, 2018 20 minutes ago, Shedro said: No I'm far too absent minded but if you could live your life over again would you have made a video of the best rides you can had and if yes what would your porn star name be? I wouldn't, but if I did I'd call myself Fernando Rodriguez, and the movie would be called Cool Hand Fernando - A Man Alone. What's the best hand you've ever bet on and lost in a poker game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shedro Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, Ulysses said: I wouldn't, but if I did I'd call myself Fernando Rodriguez, and the movie would be called Cool Hand Fernando - A Man Alone. What's the best hand you've ever bet on and lost in a poker game? Only played poker once and it was strip poker with a bird from Gorgie in my teenage years, can't remember who won but she definitely had the best hands.. Ehm hand , never been a gambler apart from fruit machines many years ago but if you had to gamble on one thing (apart from football) to save yourself from catching a dose of the crabs by winning a one off bet what would be your chosen punt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Proof of extra terrestrial life before 2020. Now then, now then. Did you enjoy Jimmy Saville as a kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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