Marvin Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 53 minutes ago, Tazio said: Deliberately dishevelled. Broccoli, yes or no? Yes did you slide onto your arse this morning going to work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Nope but my calf musles now ache. You checked out the new series of 24 hours in Police Custody? Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NANOJAMBO Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: Nope but my calf musles now ache. You checked out the new series of 24 hours in Police Custody? Amazing. Yes , but not all of it. Which invention has changed / impacted your life the most ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: Kenneth Williams. Barbara Windsors knockers, yes or no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Morgan said: Kenneth Williams. Barbara Windsors knockers, yes or no? They are probably held up by scaffolding nowadays but hell yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, i8hibsh said: They are probably held up by scaffolding nowadays but hell yeah! Yeah indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 24 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: They are probably held up by scaffolding nowadays but hell yeah! And plaster of Paris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 39 minutes ago, Morgan said: Kenneth Williams. Barbara Windsors knockers, yes or no? 100% no On the same theme... Are you a breasts,bum or legs man/woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, luckyBatistuta said: 100% no On the same theme... Are you a breasts,bum or legs man/woman? Oh legs! Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: 100% no On the same theme... Are you a breasts,bum or legs man/woman? Bum. A female's backside should be exhibited. It truly is something top behold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: Oh legs! Man I don’t know the answer to the question...man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, i8hibsh said: Bum. A female's backside should be exhibited. It truly is something top behold. I’m a bum man myself. Normally,, if she has a lovely bum, the rest will be nicely in proportion. Now, what was Morgan’s question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: 100% no On the same theme... Are you a breasts,bum or legs man/woman? All three plus eyes. A woman with what I consider gorgeous eyes will melt my heart. Audrey Hepburn and Sophia Lovren immediately spring to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, luckyBatistuta said: I’m a bum man myself. Normally,, if she has a lovely bum, the rest will be nicely in proportion. Now, what was Morgan’s question? Something to do with Barbara Windsors saggy boobs. Have you ever been so pished that you have woke up outside wondering how the **** you go there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 21 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Something to do with Barbara Windsors saggy boobs. Have you ever been so pished that you have woke up outside wondering how the **** you go there? Yes. Woke up in a flat in Dalkeith Road and to this day I still don’t know how I got there. I think I was rohipnoled. Career-wise, where do you see yourself in 5 years time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, luckyBatistuta said: I don’t know the answer to the question...man? You typed man/woman in your question to me. I was letting you know which I am. 1 hour ago, luckyBatistuta said: I’m a bum man myself. Normally,, if she has a lovely bum, the rest will be nicely in proportion. Now, what was Morgan’s question? Something to do with Peggy Mitchells spaniels lugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 21 minutes ago, deesidejambo said: Yes. Woke up in a flat in Dalkeith Road and to this day I still don’t know how I got there. I think I was rohipnoled. Career-wise, where do you see yourself in 5 years time? promoted to another department that will suit my skills better if you could only have one type of cuisine for the rest of your life what would you choose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, milky_26 said: promoted to another department that will suit my skills better if you could only have one type of cuisine for the rest of your life what would you choose? Thai. If you are a married person, would you marry the same person again in another life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelicropcircle Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Indian its the Ops cabin fever as bad as mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Pass. How old were you when you had your first 'sherman'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 I've never owned a tank. Mince and tatties or lasagne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, John Findlay said: I've never owned a tank. Mince and tatties or lasagne? mince and tatties have you ever fired a gun, if so what ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 38 minutes ago, Morgan said: Thai. If you are a married person, would you marry the same person again in another life? I see nobody is going for this one! In case the misuses read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, Thaw said: Pass. How old were you when you had your first 'sherman'? Probably 13 ish. You? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, deesidejambo said: I see nobody is going for this one! In case the misuses read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 20 minutes ago, John Findlay said: I've never owned a tank. Mince and tatties or lasagne? Mince and tatties. What trainers do you wear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Morgan said: Mince and tatties. What trainers do you wear? salomon have you ever ended up needing medical care due to sexual misadventures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Katie Price Who is the best looking actress you have ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, Morgan said: Probably 13 ish. You? 6-7, believe it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Just now, Thaw said: 6-7, believe it or not. I was still spinning it around my wee finger at that age. Or trying to pick it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 29 minutes ago, The White Cockade said: Katie Price Who is the best looking actress you have ever seen Sofia Vargara. Ever cracked one off in the work toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Riddley Walker said: Sofia Vargara. Ever cracked one off in the work toilet? College. Was newly single and some lass started sending some saucy messages How old were you when(if) you became a parent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 23 minutes ago, Lord BJ said: 30 if you could ban a poster from jkb who would it be? Anyone that takes this thread off topic. Can we keep this thread on topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 hibs. have you ever joined the mile high club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Thommo414 said: College. Was newly single and some lass started sending some saucy messages How old were you when(if) you became a parent? First child 12 days before my 23rd birthday. My third and last child at 45 years and 3 1/2 months old. Blonde or redhead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, John Findlay said: First child 12 days before my 23rd birthday. My third and last child at 45 years and 3 1/2 months old. Blonde or redhead? Redhead. Cheese and onion or salt and vinegar? *edit* Or blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Dawnrazor said: Redhead. Cheese and onion or salt and vinegar? *edit* Or blonde. I like a decisive person. Cheese and onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, John Findlay said: First child 12 days before my 23rd birthday. My third and last child at 45 years and 3 1/2 months old. Blonde or redhead? Out of the two John, in respect of the thread and your question, I’d choose blonde. Actually though, it’d be brunette. Heineken, San Miguel or Estrella? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Redhead. Cheese and onion or salt and vinegar? *edit* Or blonde. Salt ‘n’ vinegar. Thai curry or Indian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: Out of the two John, in respect of the thread and your question, I’d choose blonde. Actually though, it’d be brunette. Heineken, San Miguel or Estrella? At a push Heineken. Prefer beer. Black or Brown shoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, John Findlay said: At a push Heineken. Prefer beer. Black or Brown shoes? Depends on the colour of suit. Blue suits brown shoes. Black/grey suits black shoes. Even if your trouser/jeans fit properly are belts always required for the look to be right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Depends on the colour of suit. Blue suits brown shoes. Black/grey suits black shoes. Even if your trouser/jeans fit properly are belts always required for the look to be right? Yes. rockports or timberlands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, The Future's Maroon said: Yes. rockports or timberlands Rockport. Trainers or boots with jeans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Fudge Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Both. Dependant on weather and style of jeans Should a shirt always be tucked in with a belt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Judge Fudge said: Both. Dependant on weather and style of jeans Should a shirt always be tucked in with a belt? Work, yes. Otherwise, not necessarily. Go to any point in the past or any point in the future and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 23 minutes ago, AlphonseCapone said: Work, yes. Otherwise, not necessarily. Go to any point in the past or any point in the future and why? Tough one. Would love to go back and see my granny one more time. Before she suffered dementia. You have one choice. Hearts to win the league or champions league. Which would you choose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTBCAL Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Tough one. Would love to go back and see my granny one more time. Before she suffered dementia. You have one choice. Hearts to win the league or champions league. Which would you choose. Champions league - as in Scotland only THE league winners get in so we must have won the year before. What age do you plan to stop work and retire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 29 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Tough one. Would love to go back and see my granny one more time. Before she suffered dementia. You have one choice. Hearts to win the league or champions league. Which would you choose. Champions league. As we would have won the league to have qualified, Hearts champions league or Scotland world cup winners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Just now, John Findlay said: Champions league. As we would have won the league to have qualified, Hearts champions league or Scotland world cup winners? we might have won the europa league the season before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, John Findlay said: At a push Heineken. Prefer beer. Black or Brown shoes? If I ever had to wear proper shoes John, it would be black. Shorts? Fitting or loose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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