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rudi must stay
Posted
On 14/03/2019 at 22:07, Paul Allen said:

As much as I wouldn’t like to get on the wrong side of the mystery muscle man I think the world needs colourful characters like this.

 

These weirdos are considered normal these days

 

What's wrong with being normal and not a tosser. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

 

 

What's wrong with being normal and not a tosser. 

:rofl:

luckyBatistuta
Posted
10 minutes ago, Morgan said:

:sweeet:

 

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Posted
29 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

These weirdos are considered normal these days

 

What's wrong with being normal and not a tosser. 

There is nothing normal about him. Kinda ***** that i end up throwing stuff at in the gym as their egolifting idiotic twat**** cockwombling brain cant comprehend that little you can outlift them by a ****ing country mile (if a country mile was a lot of weight) so they will walk up and take weights off peoples bars or racks without asking or mid set just cause they are so ****ing braindead and their balls are so small from the roids that they have no respect for others or the ability to ask someone face to face. ??‍♂️

 

Kinda true though being a decent person or respectful isn’t the norm nowadays ?

been here before
Posted
Just now, sadj said:

There is nothing normal about him. Kinda ***** that i end up throwing stuff at in the gym as their egolifting idiotic twat**** cockwombling brain cant comprehend that little you can outlift them by a ****ing country mile (if a country mile was a lot of weight) so they will walk up and take weights off peoples bars or racks without asking or mid set just cause they are so ****ing braindead and their balls are so small from the roids that they have no respect for others or the ability to ask someone face to face. ??‍♂️

 

Kinda true though being a decent person or respectful isn’t the norm nowadays ?

 

Who'd have thought you could get so worked up about being able to lift stuff?

Posted
34 minutes ago, Morgan said:

:sweeet:

???

23 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:

 

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This....All day long

 

@Morgan -Dan n Annie said thank his jigglieness for the advice. 

 

*disclaimer - It may of been me that added his jigglieness 

Posted
1 minute ago, been here before said:

 

Who'd have thought you could get so worked up about being able to lift stuff?

I don’t , i just get pissed off wi arrogant twats who treat others like shit in the gym or ridicule them. Lot of people do it for mental well being or a therapy and its ***** like him who ruin that for people. Does it matter if i can leg press 650kg or 150kg? To me yes to anyone else - nope...?

 

 

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  • 6 months later...
luckyBatistuta
Posted (edited)

Put it on the seethe thread as couldn’t find this. Still going strong, spotted him today abusing folk on the Canongate

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Posted
2 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:

Put it on the seethe thread as couldn’t find this. Still going strong, spotted him today abusing folk on the Canongate

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I saw this freako abusing tourists in the Royal Mile during the festival.

 

Oddball.

Posted
2 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:

Put it on the seethe thread as couldn’t find this. Still going strong, spotted him today abusing folk on the Canongate

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Is he wearing a cape? 

luckyBatistuta
Posted
20 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

Is he wearing a cape? 

 

:lol: Wasn’t going close enough to see, he’s a psycho.

Posted
10 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:

 

:lol: Wasn’t going close enough to see, he’s a psycho.

Anyone wearing just hot pants, Commando boots and a cape in Edinburgh, in September is got to have screw loose. The boy must think he’s Thor or something.

Posted

Sure it’s not a villain for the fast n furious they’re filming now?

 

Flex Luther?

Hams Gruber?

 

Posted (edited)
On 20/03/2019 at 17:32, sadj said:

???

This....All day long

 

@Morgan -Dan n Annie said thank his jigglieness for the advice. 

 

*disclaimer - It may of been me that added his jigglieness 

 

 

Tell them they are welcome.  Hope they enjoyed my tips.  :oohmatron:

 

15 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:

Put it on the seethe thread as couldn’t find this. Still going strong, spotted him today abusing folk on the Canongate

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:vrwow:  What a strange fellow.  Good legs like.  

Edited by Morgan
Shanks said no
Posted

He was back on the High Street this afternoon, shouting in passerby's faces, shortly after I snapped him he chose the wrong bloke who was last seen chasing him toward Holyrood. 

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ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ
Posted
3 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

He was back on the High Street this afternoon, shouting in passerby's faces, shortly after I snapped him he chose the wrong bloke who was last seen chasing him toward Holyrood. 

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:laugh: **** chasing that guy, what do you do when you catch him??

Posted
10 minutes ago, Smithee said:

 

:laugh: **** chasing that guy, what do you do when you catch him??

 

Skeletor has been trying and failed for years tbh

ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ
Posted
10 minutes ago, RS86 said:

 

Skeletor has been trying and failed for years tbh

 

Which of course explains the best thing on the internet

 

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The Real Maroonblood
Posted
42 minutes ago, Smithee said:

 

:laugh: **** chasing that guy, what do you do when you catch him??

Give him a hug.

been here before
Posted
1 hour ago, Smithee said:

 

:laugh: **** chasing that guy, what do you do when you catch him??

 

Oil him up.

Posted
1 hour ago, Smithee said:

 

:laugh: **** chasing that guy, what do you do when you catch him??

:rofl:

Shanks said no
Posted
1 hour ago, Morgan said:

:rofl:

I wanted to follow them to see what happened next but Mrs F told me to behave and offered to buy me a pint and as usual I succumbed to temptation.

Governor Tarkin
Posted
10 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

I wanted to follow them to see what happened next but Mrs F told me to behave and offered to buy me a pint and as usual I succumbed to temptation.

 

:sadrobbo: I'd have gone with the pint too, tbh.

Shanks said no
Posted

When we first noticed him

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Posted
12 hours ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

I wanted to follow them to see what happened next but Mrs F told me to behave and offered to buy me a pint and as usual I succumbed to temptation.

Pint would have won the day for me too.

 

:pleasing:

Posted
On ‎26‎/‎09‎/‎2019 at 20:47, luckyBatistuta said:

Put it on the seethe thread as couldn’t find this. Still going strong, spotted him today abusing folk on the Canongate

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Hadn't seen him for a while thought he was banged up really scary guy.

Posted

Ive a feeling that if after shouting at you, you turned round and made as much threats while walking towards him in a confrontational way he would probably shite it.

 

Being tall and having muscles doesnt make you hard..

Posted
8 minutes ago, Plank said:

Ive a feeling that if after shouting at you, you turned round and made as much threats while walking towards him in a confrontational way he would probably shite it.

 

Being tall and having muscles doesnt make you hard..

 

I’ll leave it to you to test the theory. :lol: 

Posted
Just now, gjcc said:

 

I’ll leave it to you to test the theory. :lol: 

 

I'll report back from ICU :laugh:

 

If he attacked me however, theres not a chance i'd stand there and take it.

 

Pow! Right in the solar plexus 😁

 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Walrus said:

What does he shout at people?

 

Sack Levein.

 

Nah, from what i gather he hates fat/unhealthy people. Im wondering if this is why.

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Posted (edited)
49 minutes ago, Armageddon said:

Saw The Unit in town tonight!

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Put a bit timber on over the summer 

 

Wouldn't tell him that mind 

 

Also when I see this thread back at the top I then open it expecting to see he’s  killed someone 

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luckyBatistuta
Posted
55 minutes ago, Armageddon said:

Saw The Unit in town tonight!

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Seen him last Sunday night on the Canongate giving folk abuse as usual.

Samuel Camazzola
Posted
11 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:


Seen him last Sunday night on the Canongate giving folk abuse as usual.

I reckon you're the man to run him over in your taxi! 😄 

Say What Again
Posted
11 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:


Seen him last Sunday night on the Canongate giving folk abuse as usual.

 

I see him in the Canongate virtually every single day.

 

Strolling up and down, waving his water bottles, shouting at nothing or nobody in particular.

 

Posted

He's included in here.

 

Had a good laugh at this thread, the laughing guy on Dalry Rd in particular

 

Posted
25 minutes ago, Jeff said:

He's included in here.

 

Had a good laugh at this thread, the laughing guy on Dalry Rd in particular

 

What website is that on? Think the works internet is blocking the link.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Locky said:

What website is that on? Think the works internet is blocking the link.

 

Reddit

Posted

Adam is a total penis, a danger to the public and he needs sectioned.

 

Ohter great characters is the laughing man of Dalry, the dirty smelly nationalist (No, he is literally) who walks about all in tartan. The Gorgie Gurkha and the walking man.

Posted
21 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

Adam is a total penis, a danger to the public and he needs sectioned.

 

Ohter great characters is the laughing man of Dalry, the dirty smelly nationalist (No, he is literally) who walks about all in tartan. The Gorgie Gurkha and the walking man.

 

Every time I see the laughing man of Dalry I'm astonished that he's still alive

Bridge of Djoum
Posted
31 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

Adam is a total penis, a danger to the public and he needs sectioned.

 

Ohter great characters is the laughing man of Dalry, the dirty smelly nationalist (No, he is literally) who walks about all in tartan. The Gorgie Gurkha and the walking man.

You should be on that list.

Posted
11 minutes ago, Jeff said:

 

Every time I see the laughing man of Dalry I'm astonished that he's still alive

I work not far from where he lives, and haven't seen (or heard) him for a while.  I hope he's ok. Any time he's spoke to me, I've not understood a word he's said, but always walk away smiling.

 

1 minute ago, Bridge of Djoum said:

You should be on that list.

Sorry but :rofl:

Posted
3 minutes ago, Lemongrab said:

I work not far from where he lives, and haven't seen (or heard) him for a while.  I hope he's ok. Any time he's spoke to me, I've not understood a word he's said, but always walk away smiling.

 

Sorry but :rofl:

 

Last time I seen him was before the Motherwell home game

Sexton Hardcastle
Posted
4 hours ago, Bridge of Djoum said:

You should be on that list.

Imagine getting life advice from the resident nonce.

 

Unreal.

Bridge of Djoum
Posted
5 minutes ago, Sexton Hardcastle said:

Imagine getting life advice from the resident nonce.

 

Unreal.

:rofl:

 

 

 

 

Wait... Am I the nonce?

been here before
Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Bridge of Djoum said:

:rofl:

 

 

 

 

Wait... Am I the nonce?

 

Depends...

 

Do you steal knickers from women?

 

Are you a bigot/racist?

 

Sexist?

 

Have a lot of time for Yaxley-Lennon?

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Bridge of Djoum
Posted
15 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Depends...

 

Do you steal knickers from women?

 

Are you a bigot/racist?

 

Sexist?

 

Have a lot of time for Yaxley-Lennon?

In no particular order...

 

Yes

 

Yes

 

Yes

 

Yes.

 

been here before
Posted
23 minutes ago, Bridge of Djoum said:

In no particular order...

 

Yes

 

Yes

 

Yes

 

Yes.

 

 

Could be.

 

Do you constantly use the term 'snowflake'?

Bridge of Djoum
Posted
Just now, been here before said:

 

Could be.

 

Do you constantly use the term 'snowflake'?

If that's stealing clothing from washing lines...yes!

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